Fucking wanker cuts his penis off for $2K bet
How surprised are you to hear that this was done by someone who was drunk at the time? Witnesses say that the man who cut off his own penis was “strongly under the influence of alcohol.”
This idiot brought his dick to the hospital in a plastic bag, and in a three-and-a-half hour operation, had his organ stitched back on.
Doctors say that it will take four or five days to assess if the operation was successful, and then it would take about half a year to be sure that the man’s penis was functioning properly.
I’m hoping the Darwin effect takes over and this moron is never able to reproduce and pass his fucking stupidity into the gene pool.
Even drunk on your ass how fucking broke do you have to get to do something like that for practically peanuts. Damn, I was once offered $500.00 to shave my head and didn’t think twice about saying fuck you!
Can you imagine, even if the surgery does work, explaining that one to a chick as she wonders about the scar tissue. Honey, I was drunk one night and decided to just whack my penis off to prove my manhood!
Comment by The Walrus — August 10, 2006 @ 1:20 pm
I sort of figured he must not have liked his dick very much to begin with. Maybe he was holding a grudge he wasn’t aware of.
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Comment by Simon — August 11, 2006 @ 11:18 am