Penis Pumping Distracts Driver
Road trip? Definitely not with this guy! Rescuers who pulled an unconscious driver who’d crashed into a bus from his car discovered that not only wasn’t he wearing his pants but he also had a vacuum pump on his dick.
Police in the Slovak town of Levice said they’d never before investigated an accident involving a half-naked unconscious driver and a [tag]penis pump[/tag]. Just one more benefit of a global free market economy I guess.