Witchdoctor gives bad sex advice
If you’re ever in Serbia and a witchdoctor tells you that having sex with a hedgehog will cure premature ejaculation, don’t fucking take his advice. Zoran Nikolovic believed the advice and wound up in the operating room when the hedgehog’s needles severely lacerated his dick.
The good news is that the hedgehog survived unhurt by the encounter with the idiot. The bad news is that the hospital was able to repair the damage to the dick, so there’s still a chance this moron could breed.
