Both balls next time please
I have to admit I was very pleased to hear about this one. Maybe it’s just me, but I think that anyone who’s willing to point his own gun at his own balls deserves to have at least one of them blown off. And that’s exactly what happened in Kansas this week.
A 23 year-old man, along with his 20 and 18 year-old helpers, attempted to kidnap a teenager over a dispute about stereo speakers. The oldest assailant first fired a shot at the teen, and missed. Then he shoved his pistol into the waistband of his trousers, safety off, causing it to fire and shoot him in his left testicle.
It gets a little better. Seems that getting shot in the ball caused the man to wince and jerk around a bit. The good new is that this caused the pistol to fire again. Unfortunately the second shot missed his other testicle, but at least it hit his left calf.
The three men were arrested and charged with aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice, when the moron limped into the local hospital seeking help for his missing testicle.
