We hear plenty in the news about that Little Kim whack job who runs the northern part of Korea, but the news here never seems to have much to say about the things that go on in the southern part of the country. Well, here are some pictures from Korea’s Loveland Sex Park which I can’t believe CNN hasn’t found time to cover between their non-stop Anna Nicole marathons. You can click on the thumbnails for larger images.
I’m thinking this is one park which I wouldn’t mind taking a little stroll through. Might be interesting to take a pretty girl for a walk there and see what kind of inspiration the art provokes.
This would be the sex tape that I’d want to see, but there’s not even a rumor of one yet. You can see Robert McClenahan smiling in the photo here, but he was writhing in agony a few hours later. Evidently, Robert was fucking his new bride so passionately that he somehow broke his dick! His wife, Emma, said “We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy. We turned on the light and it was bent.” The couple went to a hospital and Robert had surgery two days later. No reports yet on how the repaired dick will compare to the unbent original.
Okay, all you lovers of fresh, hot Krispy Kreme donuts, raise your hands! Yeah, that includes you if you know you can microwave them for 8 seconds to get them just right again. Check out the video below from an Atlanta area NBC news station, and see if you can make out what the words say on the graphic next to this lucky on-air talent’s face.
Here’s a still image so you can make out the words a bit better.
I don’t know the story of how this one slipped through and got on the network news, but I thought I’d share it with you while it was fresh… you know, like the donuts.
Now, why don’t you go feed someone a donut and see if you get a blowjob.
I saw the headline “Ann Coulter’s Ugly Crack” used on CNN this morning and I just knew their story wouldn’t be using this image so I wanted to post it here for you to enjoy.
If you’ve watched the news, you know that the CNN headline is actually referring to the comment Ann Coulter made about Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards. Below is the text of her remarks.
“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I’m – so, kind of at an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards, so I think I’ll just conclude here and take your questions.”
Following her comment, the New York Times contacted her and reported that she responded, in an e-mail, “C’mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean.”
Okay, that’s the end of politics for today. It’s too nice a day here to worry about the end of the world. So my suggestion is either go out and enjoy the day or check out some porn. Whatever works for you.