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July 10, 2007

Official Condom Testers Wanted

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 6:54 am

condom-hats.jpgDurex Australia has a new ad asking if you’ve “Got what it takes to be an official [tag]condom[/tag] tester?” The company is looking for 200 testers to fill what they’re calling a “sexecutive position.”

While the position is unpaid, a Durex spokesman said it’s the world’s best job. “With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex.”

The selected testers will receive free Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner. In return, testers will have to report back on the feel and performance of the company’s products.

The condom tester positions are only available in Australia at the moment (too bad for the rest of the world for now). Would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.

“To apply, simply explain why you think you’re right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000,” says the ad on Durex website (click here to apply).

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