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Pagans have pledged to perform “rain magic” to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol – the Cerne Abbas giant.

The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality. Many couples also believe the 180ft giant, which is carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, is an aid to fertility.

A giant 180ft Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was painted next to the well-endowed figure today in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons Movie released later this month. It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains.

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Simone is a cute, petite woman who showcases her slim body while dressed in white stockings and garter belt. Her long dark hair accentuates her tan skin and pert nipples. She is a darling, but she is not innocent.

Simone begins this clip by taking off her panties and showing you what her friend Rob is about to partake of. Namely, her tight, sweet pussy. She has no problem fingering herself as she gazes into the camera for you, inviting you to join her. Once she has herself wet, she slips over to Rob and the firework begin.With Rob's curved cock staring her in the face, Simone gets on her knees and takes him into her adorable mouth. This little cutie knows how to please a man, and when she gags on his huge member, Rob gives her a little help by holding her head still as he fucks her mouth.

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All hell breaks loose in a small Amish community when a camcorder falls from the sky and lands in the lap of Miss Marion. Convinced it is a sign from God, she and her sisters try to unravel its mystery. What they discover is a forbidden world of sex and debauchery. Controversial and shocking, Amish Daughters will shatter your perceptions of Amish women! Sure, they may be prudish and technologically impaired, but tonight, they are going to party like its 1899!

After setting up the story, a decent lookin pig-tailed blonde Melissa West gets spanked by her man until her ass reddens. Melissa then gets her muff diven into while a finger occupies fills her asshole. Melissa uses her wide mouth to smother her man’s cock and then bounces on it. She then lies sideways and then on her back to get cock infested up the crapper.

In a porn shop, the insatiable Adriana Sage sits on a swing and gets a dildo tested out on her by the owner. Adriana wraps her lips around the owners cock to show her thanks for the demo. They move back on the swing, where she gets her pussy pulverized by the owners cock. Then Adriana gets doggied for a short period. The owner sits on the swing and Adriana rides him damn good as they stay suspended until cum time.

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I’m not just making a play on words here. This is Nikki Knox from Toy Stuffers, and in this video she actually smokes a [tag]cigarette[/tag] with her pussy.

You can click the image to watch the video in a new small window. See for yourself as she inhales the [tag]smoke[/tag] with her pussy.

If you’d like to see more of Nikki, she has two other free videos in one of the galleries inside this free site called Dildo Stuffin’ Brunettes.

“All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!”

A review by The Whackman:

An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It’s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff—The Whackman wouldn’t of either.

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That’s the new question you’ll hear when you call to get a pizza delivered. At least it will be if Corey Wildeman has his way. That’s because his new pizza place in Winnipeg, Canada inserts pornographic pictures in the box under the pizza.

Not everyone in the Manitoba capital is happy with this idea, but it’s being done strictly by the law. Callers must be 18 or over to order from Porno Pizza, and need to show a photo I.D. before the box is handed to them by the delivery person at the door. “They have to make sure they’re selling to someone who’s of age,” lawyer Ian Berger said. “But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there’s nothing wrong with that.”

While Porno Pizza might not cross any legal lines, it did cross the comfort line for some folks, with one woman saying the woman in the photo she received was “too naked,” while another said that porn was “something I wouldn’t expect to have anything to do with pizza.” But actually what has surprised Wildeman the most since opening is the sex of the customers. “It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at the door,” he said.

The pictures that Porno Pizza sends out now are chosen at random, “It runs the full gamut. There are some that are very Playboy-esque and others which Larry Flynt would blush at,” Wildeman said, describing the photos sent out with orders. He plans to give the customer more control over the kind of photo they’ll find in their box, and hopes to build his business into a national franchise.

On July 1st, a new business opened in the quiet town of Pahrump, Nevada (about an hour from Las Vegas). What makes this interesting is that the business is a laundromat, called “Dirty Laundry,” which is owned by the Hollywood Madam herself, Heidi Fleiss.

In case you don’t remember the details (or the book or movie), Heidi made headlines in 1993 when she was 27, by being arrested for running a very upscale call girl ring. Her little black book was filled with movie industry names, along with royal figures, heads of state, politicians, sheiks and business tycoons.

Many famous people were worried that her trial would wind up making their own dirty laundry very public. But actually the only names which came out were actor Charlie Sheen and Texas billionaire businessman Robert T. Crow, who admitted to using her service. Sheen actually testified in her trial that he’d spent over $35,000 for the girls’ services. He paid using personal checks, including one for services on Christmas day.

So why is Ms. Fleiss opening a laundromat in Death Valley? Evidently it’s so she’ll have something to do to pass the time until she has approval to open a legal brothel in Pahrump. Of course, once her brothel is open, it’ll probably be nice to have somewhere to send all their dirty laundry.

Hey, I wonder if Charlie Sheen will be stopping by to leave a load with Heidi this time?