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August 6, 2007

Porn Town USA – a DVD review by Whackman

Porn Town USAThe Whackman has entered Porn Town USA, where every man’s dreams come true. Based in the San Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world, The Whackman has landed in Utopia. Let’s do this…

In scene 1, a brunette fitness chick with blonde streaks named Aria yearns to get fucked by her man. Aria wastes no time taking her man’s cock deep into her throat. She then takes a seat to get her loose cunt French kissed and thrusted at a good pace. Aria sits on her man and her “yes yes yes” moans are annoying, but her passion is imminent. She then gets backdoored while in doggystyle and she catches all of dude’s cum in her mouth – bravo to that.

In scene 2, a sexy blonde named Laurie Wallace and a good looking brunette named Leshelle get some girl on girl action. Leshelle is on her knees feasting on Laurie’s pussy while Laurie stands up. Leshelle pulls out a dildo to use on Laurie and then they switch and Laurie gets on her knees to lick and finger Leshelle. Laurie pulls out a dildo to use on Leshelle and the compacted scene just ends abruptly.

In scene 3, the dirty mouthed foreign blonde Layla Jade oozes sex and gets down to business with her man. After her man eats her out, Layla devours her man’s cock. They get into doggystyle and the dirty talk exchanges. Layla then goes for a ride her man’s cock and dude unloads shortly after.

In scene 4, a cute faced blonde with weird looking titties named Velvet Rose spreads em wide to get her twat licked by her man. Velvet then gets on all fours to take the doggy treatment, but the dude is always pulling out and is inconsistent in his pace. The Whackman could tell the slut was faking her moans. She performed a nice blow job before gliding on dude’s cock while on top. They lacked chemistry…

In the final scene, a petite blonde sex kitten named Allysin Chains fills her mouth with her man’s small cock and has her eyes going in all directions, looking disinterested. Allysin is then hurricane tongued, but she is still looking around. Her pussy is jammed with cock and unfortunately she is lying like a fucking corpse. It’s apparent to The Whackman that the slut was just there for a paycheck. But the dude milks her for all her goods and puts some good wear and tear on the tramp’s cunt when she rides him and in doggy.

Check out some scenes from Porn Town USA here.

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