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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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Have you ever wondered if porn movies are just made up as they go along? Some of them really do seem that way, while others have obviously had more put into their production. On hollywood-style mainstream movies, there’s something called a “read-through” where all the actors who have speaking parts sit around a table and read their lines out loud.

Something to keep in mind as you watch the clip is that often a read-through is done as a cold reading. This means that the actors have had no rehearsal time, so they don’t give a performance but simply to read the words on the page. Beacuse of this, it’s common for actors to read their entire role in a flat monotone.

Okay, now on to the clip. Depending on your sense of humor you’ll either find this hillarious or boring, but here we have for you an example of what a read-through would be like for a porn movie. Just click the button that says “play film” in the middle of the image to start the video.

Cameltoe Perversions 2 has The Whackman staring at them tightly pulled panties. There’s something sexy about a girl with shorts and panties pulled just a bit too tight where The Whackman can see the total outline of a her sexy femininity. This phenomenon is affectionately known as a ‘camel toe’ because quite frankly, the outline often looks similar to a certain hoofed animal. Let’s do this…

Rick rides his bike to Lauren’s Camel Toe Car Wash. She works over Rick’s bike, as well as herself, with her soapy sponge and the hose. Rick watches before succumbing to the allure of Lauren’s plump posterior. He grabs it before letting his mouth journey around her great body. Lauren guides Rick to the couch inside where he continues to munch on her muff before. They trade places so his cock can explore her throat. Lauren then bounces on his bone reverse cowgirl style before turning around for some doggy treatment. Her ass gets speared missionary style before some anal pile driving. Rick gives her a light facial. 

Brandon, The Cameltoe Hunter, stumbles upon beautiful dark haired Nikki Loren on her back patio diddling herself and showing off her camel toe. He thinks about shooting it, but instead decides to examine the camel toe up close. He eats Nikki through her panties, and as she straddles his face Nikki plays with Brandon’s cock through his shorts. They go inside where Brandon admires her meaty ass before she sucks his cock. Nikki lays back for some missionary before mixing in a little oral for each of them. Brandon rails Nikki from behind and pile drives her cunt. They finish up in missionary before Brandon gives Nikki a creamy facial.

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Billie Paul Piper, whose real name is Leian Paul Piper, is an English actress who launched her career as a pop singer in her teens. Now people best know her as Rose Tyler, companion to the Doctor in the television series Doctor Who.

Billie’s role in Doctor Who has made her a household name in the United Kingdom and she’s pretty well-known in the USA too. Particularly among those of us who like hot blondes who look like they know exactly what to do with a stiff cock.

From what we’ve heard, Billie’s next role is in a show called Diary Of A London Call Girl. And we hear that she’s been receiving advice from a dominatrix for her role in the new show, in which she’ll be playing a high-class hooker.

The show’s plot is based on an online blog which was written by an anonymous sex worker. As a spokeswoman for the show explained: “They do have a dominatrix on set to advise. It’s about prostitution and they want to get it right.”

We don’t have any pics of the hot Rose Tyler getting DP’d by both of the two Dr Whos for whom she was a ‘companion’ but if you want to see a little more of Billie Piper (and other hot stars) you can check out the links to some celebrity sites below.

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You really have to be careful when you’re searching the Internet, or you might find some do-it-yourself instructions that you just have to try. Really, ’cause that’s sort of what happened with Howard Shelly, shown here with a satisfied smirk sometime after castrating himself with a kitchen knife.

Howard found a website which gave him a step-by-step walk-through to the kind of home surgery that most of us wouldn’t ever consider trying, but for Howard, this was just what he needed to see.

Once he had the ‘how-to’ information in hand, Howard waited for his wife to leave for work (and his two children for school we’re assuming here), and then took a kitchen knife with him into the bathroom. There he made the required cuts and then wrapped his detached testicles in a cloth and tossed them away. Afterwards he drove himself to the nearby doctor’s office and was then admitted to a local hospital.

To quote Howard Shelly: “I’m the sort of guy who, when I make up my mind to do something, wants it done there and then. … The worst bit was steeling myself for the first cut. The whole thing took six minutes. It was agony, but I knew I couldn’t stop.”

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The Whackman love’s a beautiful woman’s sexy legs and feet caressed in silky nylons and may possibly give into the sheer temptations of Stocking Secrets. Each model will perform twice — starting out sheer, and then shedding to their silky soft skin.

Maliyah starts things out in some black lingerie, stockings, shoes, and gloves while sitting back in a black chair. She gets down to run her hands around her body before sliding out of her lingerie. Maliyah slowly slides out of her stockings so she’s completely nude, revealing a pierced navel and a few tattoos before massaging her feet and talking about how she wishes you could massage her sore feet.

Jana starts things out in a colorful dress lying on the bed in the same room as the opening scene. She starts things off a little more playful rolling around to show the black seam on her nude nylons before pulling up her dress so you can see her butt. She removes her shoes and rubs her feet together sultrily before running her hands around the rest of her body. Jana runs them along her legs, inside her nylons, and even in her panties before taking off her garter belt, bra, and panties after a quick tease with each. After a little more teasing Jana blows a kiss goodbye.

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I’m sure many of our visitors here don’t remmber the original advertisement that appeared in the December 1936 edition of American Magazine. But just because the ad appeared over 70 years ago, that doesn’t mean it’s completely out of date today.

The ad shown here was Del Monte’s appeal to housewives about the wonderful effects they could derive from drinking more pineapple juice. And as the folks at Jezebel mentioned, pineapple juice is a known ‘home remedy’ for improving the flavor of semen and making vaginas taste, well, better.

The “secret” to putting a smile on their husbands faces, mentioned at the top of this ad, is explained for housewives in the full copy of the ad (click to see it) with these words:

At least this ad was all about good taste, and it didn’t require the housewives to rinse out their pussies with the pineapple juice.

But if you’d like to see a couple of other vintage ads that did ask women to wash their delicate parts with a liquid that was a little bit harsher, check out the link below.

Come take a look at what one company suggested that women should do in this earlier post here called:

You told them to wash their WHAT with it?