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German supermodel Heidi Klum is taking a leaf from Christina Aguilera’s book, and planning to spend one whole a day a week as nature intended, naked with her husband.

She said: “You know Christina Aguilera has ‘Naked Sundays’? I might have to copy her and do that. I’ll do ‘Seal and Heidi’s Naked Sunday.’ ”

Heidi and her ‘Crazy’ singer husband – who have two sons, Henry, two, and 11-month-old Johan, as well as Heidi’s three-year-old daughter Leni from a previous relationship – recently revealed baby Johan is ruining their sex life.

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You can continue being a pussy, but why not make an ass out of some slut instead—after all, it’s All About Ass 14.

The scene starts with German babe Anna, wearing a black mesh see through catsuit, doing a sexy little tease/dance. This blonde, with big enhanced melons and a terrific shapely body, walks over to a lounge chair and gets on all fours to show off her backside. Mark soon joins and she sucks him off well. He penetrates her ass from behind first. Reverse cowgirl follows and Anna really starts to get vocal. The pace is hard and fast, then she spins around for some cowgirl. They switch to missionary and these two still haven’t slowed down. Mark even sucks her toes while pumping away at her ass. We also get a few good gapes before he unloads several streams of nut on her open mouth and chin.

Almost the same as the first, scene two opens with some tease footage. Diamond is also a big boobed (fake) blonde. Her face is pretty average but she does have a nice body. She sits on the sofa for an anal solo session. Mark then comes to get sucked and her bj skills could use a little work. Anyway it’s on to the usual positions missionary is the highlight, but the chemistry was off and Diamond didn’t have a good showing. She takes a very weak pop on the tongue.

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The principal at a Kentucky Catholic school is taking personal leave from his job after police in Louisville allegedly found him dressed as a woman and wearing bondage gear inside his car in a seedy part of town.

Paul A. Schum, 50, was cited for loitering for the purpose of prostitution late Tuesday by Louisville Metro police. Officers allege that they came across the educator inside his parked car when patrolling the neighborhood known for prostitution and narcotics.

Upon approaching the vehicle, police discovered Schum, principal at Bethlehem High School, in full costume, according to Officer Phil Russell, a spokesman for the Louisville Metro Police Department.

“He was wearing an all-black, leather, woman’s outfit, fishnet stockings and women’s black plastic breasts,” Russell said, describing the part of town where Schum was found as “a problem area” for prostitution and drugs.

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Director Jordan Heart shoots another killer cast of hot babes in Hungary, peeling out of their halters and panties to reveal what The Whackman loves: young girls with tight asses and natural tits who only care about one thing — fucking! The Whackman is in for a treat as they’re Legal Skin 16!

Cute brunette Nicole wanders around in short shorts before sliding down her top to tease Frank with her natural little titties. He kisses her on the mouth and tits then moves down her tight little body to tongue her holes. Nicole then gobbles his knob before he flips her in the air so they can pleasure each other at the same time. Nicole then slips into cowgirl. He picks her up for a mid-air fuck before getting into missionary. Frank spoons Nicole next, and after starting in her pussy slides it back into her ass. He then fucks it from behind, and works back and forth between her pussy and ass. The finish up in reverse cowgirl anal before Nicole sucks Frank to a face full of fuck juice.

Lora, a cute short haired brunette, shows Jordan her nice natural body. James, Lora’s boyfriend, enters and kisses Lora before letting her grope and suck his cock. He attacks Lora’s cleanly shaven twat with his tongue and fingers before standing up to slide his cock into her in missionary. James picks her up and they keep fucking as he carries her into the next room for some reverse cowgirl. James drills her in doggystyle in each of her holes before spraying joy juice all over her waiting mouth.

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A demure snuff box which, when opened, displays an erotic scene is due to go under the hammer at Bonhams, Knightsbridge on 20 November. The box, which dates back to the 1830s, uncovers the world of extravagance and titillation which surrounded the British aristocracy in the late Georgian, early Victorian era.

From the outside the snuff box seems ordinary but on opening it the recipient would have discovered the painted enamel scene of two couples standing in a garden in explicit sexual poses. It even plays a tune.

The box, which is gold with enamel highlights, is expected to fetch around £30,000-£40,000 when it goes to auction.

Laurence Fisher, head of the mechanical music department at Bonhams, said that this old-fashioned boy’s toy was probably only one of 1,000 in the world and one of only 100 to have gone to auction.

He said: "This box is extremely rare. Although saucy images, for instance on postcards, have been around since the 20th century, this piece dates from the 1830s and is a lot more graphic."

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Highlighting tremendous butt cheeks, 8 wild, gorgeous starlets go all out to impress. Six non-stop action scenes include wild anals, incredible cocksucking, DP’s, dildos orgies, pussy jewelry, awesome teases – and just plain Tremendous Butt Babes. Let’s enjoy this motherfuckin week.

Our first scene starts with Charlie Angel a black cute looking chick, with ugly fake breasts but a nice ass and a beautiful facial complexion. The other slut is Azlea Antistia, who has beautiful blue eyes with dark hair and huge fake breast melons – too huge and exaggerated. Some dude with a Johnny Carson facial look alike, when he is fucking he has that Carson look. Azlea does some okay cowgirl riding while Charlie is feeling up on Azlea. Both sluts get into doggystyle for dude to spread the love, and then Charlie gets in missionary before they receive a small pop shot on their faces.

Next up is Tara. She has amazing beautiful sexy legs, and a nice ass. Kyle Stone does the honors and is sort of goofy looking Rick Moranis type dude. He made Tara spread that ass and pussy and fucked her nicely outside near a beautiful tree and grassy setting and location. Kyle’s face is all the way inside her ass, as they are both in 69 position, she on top. Kyle straps on a condom, and the fucking begins in all the common positions. Doggy position and cowgirl were the strengths of this whore and The Whackman loved the pimples on her ass.

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Somerset may be about to earn the title of Britain’s sauciest county: it is to host the first ever British erotic film festival next June.

The brainchild of hotelier Martin Miller, the weekend-long festival will feature screenings of erotic films, shorts and animations, to be shown in marquees in the gardens of Miller’s hotel Glencot House, in Wookey Hole.

The films will be chosen by a committee headed by the former editor of the Erotic Review, Rowan Pelling. Those wishing to suggest films can visit eroticfilmfestival.co.uk.

"I’ve never been to an erotic film festival before, but when I couldn’t find one in England, I thought we should try to do one that was stylish and upmarket," Miller says.

"It’s a whole new Sundance – I might even call it the Nooky Hole festival."