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Norway’s largest erotic chain store (www.kondomeriet.no) was forced to change the labeling on products such as penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body painting, to comply with Norwegian food regulations.

The Norwegian food safety authority, whose goal it is to make sure consumers have healthy and safe food, conducted a surprise inspection at one of the chain’s stores and found that several products violated food labeling regulations, top-selling tabloid VG reported on Tuesday.

"We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product," Kjersti Antonsen, a sexual adviser in the store, told VG.

Products containing food must be marked with a Norwegian label, listing all ingredients.

"We have panties, bras, handcuffs and suspender belts made out of candy," Antonsen said, adding that the store will comply with the regulations and label all its food products.

The food safety authority also said the store also breached rules of importing erotic candy, which should be reported to authorities at least 24 hours before arrival.

Big assed Kaylynn gets picked up hitchhiking by 12″ of black cock, getting her pussy and ass fucked deep! Big titted Francezca deep throats a big cock then gets her tight pussy stretched wide open! Cassie’s whale tail promises her holes will be filled with cock! Naudia & Lorraine make sure to bend over just enough to tease & show off their Whale Tails 2 – what’s better then pretty girls, thongs and jeans?

Hot natural tittied blonde Cassie admires the view while looking out off her balcony completely nude. She puts on her thong and jeans and completes the outfit with a sexy pair of gold heeled sandals and a gold top before heading out by the pool. She finds her friend’s brother Kurt lying out in the sun just wearing a pair of shorts, shades, and a baseball cap. Cassie slides down to tease Kurt’s cock with her tongue before attacking it full on with her mouth and hand; after, Kurt picks her up to go to his sister’s room. Kurt bends her over the balcony railing to tongue her ass before fucking her pussy from behind. Cassie then lets Kurt fuck her missionary style before climbing up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. He pulls her up for some pile driving, and then she moves back on top for a cowgirl ride. They finish things up in missionary before Cassie takes a great facial.

Cute brunette Loretta shows up at Christian’s for a private workout. He has her lie on her stomach to work her legs, and Loretta catches him taking a long look at her whale tail. Christian pulls down her pants to better check out her ass, and in return she pulls down his pants to check him out. Loretta drops down to suck Christian’s cock and he gives her a little help pushing on the back of her head. She bends over for Christian to fuck her from behind before lying back on a bench for Christian to give it to her in missionary. She sucks his cock a little more before he strips her all the way down to bounce on it in both cowgirls. She gets down to take a fairly disappointing facial.

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Censors in Singapore have banned the highly-anticipated Microsoft game Mass Effect due to a human-on-alien, girl-on-girl love scene. Mass Effect is the first Microsoft video game to be banned in Singapore by the Media Development Authority.

The scene starts with a conversation between two females, one human and one alien. As the music swells, the human places her hand on the alien’s cheek. There is a close-up of them leaning in towards each other, then a Titanic-style shot of a hand pressing up against a window.

The Australian Classifications Board has already rated Mass Effect MA15+, and the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) rated it for ages 12 and over. The BBFC’s description notes that "the single sex scene is brief and undetailed," and explains that the scene is only triggered by a particular series of choices. A heterosexual version of the scene is shown if the player’s character is male. (click to read more…)

Ah The WhackMan loves that goddamn Teen niche… Director Rocco Sands teams up with Demolition Video to bring us a nearly flawless 3-scene flick entitled Bangin’ The Girl Next Door.

First up is hot blond 19 year old Fallon Sommers and her tight motherfuckin’ body. Lee Stone face fucks the shit out of her then quickly goes balls deep in her tight little box, showing this sweet piece of ass what it’s like to get fucked by a serious porn professional.

Sophia and her big fake and perfectly tanned tits are up next. Brett Rockman and Benjamin Bratt both take turns mouth raping this bitch, then get their hot fingercuff action on, Mr. Bratt at one point stuffing Sophia’s g-string into her mouth ahead of his dick. These dudes continue to violate the fuck outta this young girl, segueing into some hot DP action. Sophia loves it all. She is a slut, and while both her dudes cum on her face she rubs their balls like a pro. Bravo, Sophia!

Bangin’ The Girl Next Door then takes a turn for the worst. Gia Jordan claims to be only 23, and that may indeed be true, but she looks like one of The WhackMan’s fucking aunts with that big ol’ ass of hers. Tyce Bune ain’t exactly in the throes of his prime either, but what really fucked The WhackMan up was the sound of Ms. Jordan’s annoying voice. The WhackMan couldn’t stay hard.

We were on our way to greatness till that fucking last scene, but The WhackMan was still able to take care of business with this one.

Are you in a sexless relationship? According to experts, you are if you have sex less than 10 times a year. So what do you do about it? And do you want to do anything about it?

Some couples are happy with the intimacy they share, regardless of if it involves sex. The only time a sexless relationship becomes a problem is if at least one person is unhappy about it.

It’s been my observation that when people find themselves in sexless relationships, they essentially became resigned to their fate. They claim the reason they stay together is for the kids, or for the finances.

At the end of the day, it’s because they fear change. Some people simply live out a sexless existence and others choose to seek sexual fulfillment outside of the union. Both scenarios are emotionally and mentally unhealthy and are going to come to a head at some point.

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Here is a land where hot teen starlets discover their sexuality. All wild young sluts sojourn in Teen Land in order to learn how sexy they can be. Is their any reason why The Whackman shouldn’t want to join them? Let’s fuckin do this…

Loni, a Latina with large breasts and a big butt, unfortunately has big belly also. She is dressed in a skimpy purple top and shorts that are too small for her. When Pussyman enters, they start off with a little foreplay; neck kissing, nipple sucking. With her on her hands and knees, he begins a nasty little bit of anus licking. Dude licks her pussy from behind while finger fucking her, then switches to licking her from the front. She then gives an excellent blowjob while he lies back on the couch. Loni rides him good and hard as a cowgirl. They get some mid-air action before going back to missionary and some reverse cowgirl. Dude cums in her mouth.

Kitty starts things off in a little pink top, short blue jean shorts and tennis shoes looking oh so sexy for two lucky dudes. After undressing her, one dude licks her perfect little shaven pussy while she sucks off the other. Kitty trades back and forth sucking one then blowing the other. This slut sucks cock like a true champion. The scene progresses to a reverse cowgirl on one dude while she continues to suck on the other. Then Kitty is banged doggystyle by one dude while still sucking the other. Next, she rides one fellow cowboy whilst continuing to blow the other fellow. At no time in this entire scene is either dude ever left to his own devices. Kitty services both continuously. It ends with both dudes ejaculating on her pretty little face.

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An international festival of erotic film gets underway in Argentina this week, with a grand prize winner to be chosen from among various entries celebrating on-screen carnal pleasures.

The guest of honor at the 2007 Buenos Aires International Film Festival is ex-porn queen and former member of Italy’s parliament Ilona Staller, known to her fans as "La Cicciolina."

The Hungarian-born porn Staller, a former member of Italy’s Radical Party, was known for her habit of exposing her breasts during political appearances.

Organizers said they were eagerly awaiting her arrival in Buenos Aires. "’La Cicciolina’ has promised to be there, and we’re expecting her," a spokesman said about the film star, now in her mid-fifties, according to news reports.

In addition to selecting a grand prize winner, the event also features an exhibition of sexually suggestive painting and sculpture, offers strip-tease classes to participants, and holds other events dedicated to eroticism.