When this girl asks you to pass the nuts
Be very careful out at the parties this holiday season. The wrong comment or suggestive gesture could cost you your testicles. We’re not sure exactly what provoked Rebecca Dawson to attack Kevin Ross this week during a Christmas party. But we do know that both of them were very drunk and we know that she’s been charged with malicious [tag]castration[/tag] after attacking his genitals with her hands.
Malicious castration includes attempting to cut off, maim or disfigure someone’s genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent. North Carolina police said Rebecca only used her hands but Kevin still needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage she caused.
We warn you to be careful because while Rebecca was arrested and jailed, she posted bond and was released the next day. The picture we found of Rebecca just wasn’t something we wanted to show here. We’ll just leave it at that, but if you need to see her you can click here.
Note: The photo above is an antique vase showing Aphrodite being born from the white foam which spread around Uranus’ genitals. Uranus was the first ruler of the universe, and reigned until his son Cronos, revolting against his rule, castrated him. I liked the photo much more than Rebecca’s pic.
