What’s a pole dancer without a tattoo?
Here we have two more items for those parents who bought their kids the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit we mentioned in Strippercize for Kids last year.
First up, from Spin Master, we show you the I-Tattoo.
For a paltry fifteen bucks, you can get this kit which features what they call a “realistic, vibrating tattoo pen” and tells kids from ages 6 and up to “get ready to get inked.”
That’s right, now your pole dancing tyke can look way more authentic than all the other tiny pole dancers who don’t have little [tag]stripper[/tag] tats on them.
Can’t you just see the envy in the other parents’ eyes when they see your ‘lil Ashley gets up to show her stuff?
Alright, if you already got the kid the pole dancer kit and the stripper tattoo kit, here’s something you can use to keep them motivated and practicing their moves.
What we have here is Hasbro’s attempt to knock the Bratz dolls off the top spot. These are their planned Pussycat Dolls. These are aimed at girls 8 and older and feature the Dolls in a variety of their risqué, burlesque-inspired outfits. We’re not sure if they’ll have a version that sings “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me” when you pull their strings, but we can always hope.
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[…] I recently was doing some channel surfing….you know that manual thing people used to do with their TV before they found their computer screen was actually much more interesting ….and I caught a glimpse of sexy Teri Hatcher on a talk show (I admit…it was Oprah and yes I did watch…but only while she was…) doing some stripper moves. I found that stripping has become the "new" excercise craze, especially pole dancing. It has become so popular that they even have stripperciae for kids, complete with tatoo kits. Now this is a excellent idea. Train them early. Besides, if a wife could give a great lap dance and duplicate the stripper experience, perhaps guys wouldn’t mind them buying those expensive little bobbles once in a while. I mean seriously, you would have no reason to drop a couple hundred bucks a month at a strip club if you could simply tuck them bucks at home. If your not willing to give up that strip club experience, just be prepared, your wife would be fully trained to go out and learn how to milk other guys for all of their hard earned cash. […]
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