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As you probably know, [tag]Steve Irwin[/tag], The Crocodile Hunter, died yesterday from the poison barb of a bull stingray. The news says he died almost immediately, although he was rushed to an island to meet the medivac chopper. Thinking about it remined me of the commercials he’d done for FedEx a few years ago. Click on the arrow in the center of the image to start the video clip.

R.I.P. Steve

Each week the readers on the [tag]Sugasm[/tag] blog site vote on their favorite selected posts from other blogs, and a new list is published each Monday. One of the XLog posts is part of this week’s list, so I thought you might like to take a look at some of the other links they picked.

Top Voted Posts
Skinny Dipping (http://thehiddensides.blogspot.com)
Pretend Forest (http://xantasia.blogspot.com)
Why I’m Happy With “The Cleavage Situation” (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Brian Griffin on Porn (http://sugarbank.com)

Random Selection
Self Love – Njoy (http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

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Personally, I’ve never been a believer that any of the “get a bigger cock” stuff really works. I never really looked closely at any of the products either, but last week’s story about the [tag]ExtenZe[/tag] herbal penile enlargement pills surprised me anyway.

ExtenZe was made popular by porn star [tag]Ron Jeremy[/tag] (aka “the Hedgehog”) on infomercials, in which he brought a parade of colleagues from the world of adult to hawk the pills. “Who better to talk about sexual things and other fun stuff than them,” Jeremy said of some of the guests, which included porn stars Ruby and Scott Styles.

Well, last week’s story says that not only is ExtenZe having to change their advertising and pay a $300K fine, they’re also changing their formula to reduce higher-than-permitted levels of lead.

Yeah, you read that right. They have fucking lead in those pills! Seriously, these folks must have thought that the old saying “put some lead in your pencil” was all the formula they needed to produce a pill that would make your dick bigger and harder.

Hey Ron…get the fuck away from my dick with that poisonous toxic fucking metal.

Prosecutors say that more than 600 complaints were filed against the company nationwide with the Better Business Bureau. Typical problems include automatic charging of credit cards for unwanted shipments and problems getting refunds.

Hey ExtenZe… get the fuck away from my credit cards with your scammy, money-grubbing hands.

(Note: I know that Ron was just a hired spokesperson, but how many chances do you get to tell a world famous pornstar to get the fuck away from your dick?)

The photo to the right shows Melissa Midwest, the popular Internet star, holding her citation for [tag]public nudity[/tag]. Last week she was sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours of community service for her conviction on that charge. She was facing up to eight months in jail or a $500 fine. (click photo to see larger version)

Melissa got her public nudity citation after hosting a wet T-shirt contest at Cheerleaders bar. While public nudity is illegal in her hometown of Lincoln, NE, Melissa claims she was wearing opaque pink latex paint over her nipples, creating a de facto ‘pastie’ in accordance with the law, which requires that the areola and nipple be covered.

This is only Melissa’s her latest run in with law enforcement. Her first trouble was three years ago when she posted topless photos of herself on her website. Authorities charged her with the same offense — [tag]public indecency[/tag]. The case got attention from CNN, USA Today and NBC’s “Tonight Show.”

In this latest case, the police officers didn’t agree about the pink latex paint and charged Melissa with violating the city’s public decency ordinance at her home the next day. According to Melissa, because she’s well known, the local police follow her to events and station undercover officers inside to spot any decency violations.

A camera crew filmed the event for the Melissa Midwest website, so the tape can be used to appeal based on it showing that her nipples were obscured. It was even reported that a police officer at the event said, “Her nipple looks covered to me.”

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This cracked me up so I’m passing it on to you. My friend The Walrus has a blog where he posted this Britney Spears Spoof video. Check it out and see if makes you laugh too.

I usually think of New Zealand as being pretty liberal when it comes to TV ads. But Japanese carmaker Nissan has just pulled a raunchy commercial starring “Sex and the City” actress Kim Cattrall from New Zealand television after complaints over its content.

The video clip here has Kim purring with excitement about Nissan’s new sedan in one of the commercials. See if you think this is worth complaining about.

There are two other commercials. In one of them she gushes, “Why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it? “The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside.” In another she tells a salesman: “Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it.”

And for that New Zealanders are complaining? What the fuck is wrong with those idiots?! I swear, I think this world has far too many people with their heads far too far up other people’s asses.

What do you think?