the xlog : x-rated weblog

Each week the readers on the [tag]Sugasm[/tag] blog site vote on their favorite selected posts from other blogs, and a new list is published each Monday. One of the XLog posts is part of this week’s list, so I thought you might like to take a look at some of the other links they picked.

Top Voted Posts
Skinny Dipping (http://thehiddensides.blogspot.com)
Pretend Forest (http://xantasia.blogspot.com)
Why I’m Happy With “The Cleavage Situation” (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Brian Griffin on Porn (http://sugarbank.com)

Random Selection
Self Love – Njoy (http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

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If you weren’t there this weekend (like me), you missed out on Hong Kong’s latest film festival. And this one might have been worth going to. No kung-fu movies this time, this was all ‘me-fuck-you’ films.

Actually that’s not completely true. But the festival was all films about prostitutes, told by the [tag]prostitutes[/tag] themselves. Evidently the idea is to combat some of the stereotypes found in mainstream movies. Not all prostitutes are victims or predators, and the nine films shown during the festival were chosen for their portrayals of the day-to-day lives of some of these [tag]sex workers[/tag].

An ironic twist is that while prostitution is not illegal in Hong Kong, it was illegal to hold this festival without proper licensing, which was demanded with a few days notice and which could easily have been denied to them.

The good news is that the organizers were smart enough to get around the permit requirement at the last minute by making it a private, members-only activity. Ticket buyers just had to join Zi Teng, the local sex workers support group.

Nice, you leave with a ticket stub, a program guide, AND membership in a Hong Kong Sex Workers group. See, I told you this one might have been worth going to.

Personally, I’ve never been a believer that any of the “get a bigger cock” stuff really works. I never really looked closely at any of the products either, but last week’s story about the [tag]ExtenZe[/tag] herbal penile enlargement pills surprised me anyway.

ExtenZe was made popular by porn star [tag]Ron Jeremy[/tag] (aka “the Hedgehog”) on infomercials, in which he brought a parade of colleagues from the world of adult to hawk the pills. “Who better to talk about sexual things and other fun stuff than them,” Jeremy said of some of the guests, which included porn stars Ruby and Scott Styles.

Well, last week’s story says that not only is ExtenZe having to change their advertising and pay a $300K fine, they’re also changing their formula to reduce higher-than-permitted levels of lead.

Yeah, you read that right. They have fucking lead in those pills! Seriously, these folks must have thought that the old saying “put some lead in your pencil” was all the formula they needed to produce a pill that would make your dick bigger and harder.

Hey Ron…get the fuck away from my dick with that poisonous toxic fucking metal.

Prosecutors say that more than 600 complaints were filed against the company nationwide with the Better Business Bureau. Typical problems include automatic charging of credit cards for unwanted shipments and problems getting refunds.

Hey ExtenZe… get the fuck away from my credit cards with your scammy, money-grubbing hands.

(Note: I know that Ron was just a hired spokesperson, but how many chances do you get to tell a world famous pornstar to get the fuck away from your dick?)

The photo to the right shows Melissa Midwest, the popular Internet star, holding her citation for [tag]public nudity[/tag]. Last week she was sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours of community service for her conviction on that charge. She was facing up to eight months in jail or a $500 fine. (click photo to see larger version)

Melissa got her public nudity citation after hosting a wet T-shirt contest at Cheerleaders bar. While public nudity is illegal in her hometown of Lincoln, NE, Melissa claims she was wearing opaque pink latex paint over her nipples, creating a de facto ‘pastie’ in accordance with the law, which requires that the areola and nipple be covered.

This is only Melissa’s her latest run in with law enforcement. Her first trouble was three years ago when she posted topless photos of herself on her website. Authorities charged her with the same offense — [tag]public indecency[/tag]. The case got attention from CNN, USA Today and NBC’s “Tonight Show.”

In this latest case, the police officers didn’t agree about the pink latex paint and charged Melissa with violating the city’s public decency ordinance at her home the next day. According to Melissa, because she’s well known, the local police follow her to events and station undercover officers inside to spot any decency violations.

A camera crew filmed the event for the Melissa Midwest website, so the tape can be used to appeal based on it showing that her nipples were obscured. It was even reported that a police officer at the event said, “Her nipple looks covered to me.”

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Sometimes that [tag]nudist[/tag] stuff can come back to bite ya…and right in the balls at times! It seems that Mario Visnjic went swimming naked at Valalta beach and then sat in the sun on a deckchair with wooden slats. If you know about “shrinkage” you may be able to guess what happened next. For those who never watched Seinfeld, poor Mario’s balls shrunk from the cool sea water and they slipped between the wooden slats of the chair. Then the sun warmed him up and his [tag]testicles[/tag] grew back to their usual size.

It must have been funny to hear the guy call beach maintenance services on his cellphone. But it would have been hillarious to watch the guy they sent out cut the deck chair in half to get Mario’s balls free. I really wish we had at least a picture, if not a video, to go with this one.

“Hey… careful with that power saw!”

How surprised are you to hear that this was done by someone who was drunk at the time? Witnesses say that the man who cut off his own penis was “strongly under the influence of alcohol.”

This idiot brought his dick to the hospital in a plastic bag, and in a three-and-a-half hour operation, had his organ stitched back on.

Doctors say that it will take four or five days to assess if the operation was successful, and then it would take about half a year to be sure that the man’s penis was functioning properly.

I’m hoping the Darwin effect takes over and this moron is never able to reproduce and pass his fucking stupidity into the gene pool.