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We mentioned the [tag]Real Doll[/tag] here last year when we wrote about the “Doll Experience Rooms” in South Korea that provided them to their patrons. Well, now there’s a mainstream movie that features one as the lead actress.

“Lars and the Real Girl” also stars Ryan Gosling, as Lars, but the movie wouldn’t be getting so much attention without his lifeless co-star. In the film, which opens next month, Gosling plays an emotionally troubled misfit who mail-orders a [tag]Real Doll[/tag] — an anatomically correct female doll made from high grade silicon crafted over an articulated skeleton — for companionship.

Once his doll arrives, Lars introduces her to his increasingly uncomfortable family and friends, transporting his new “girlfriend” Bianca around town in a wheelchair. No one knows what to say to Lars or Bianca — because she is a life-size doll, not a real person and he is treating her as though she is alive. Lars’ family talks with a doctor who advises them to go along with his delusion. I think you can imagine what kinds of madness that might lead to.

Click the link below for the rest of this post, which includes movie details and trivia, more information about the Real Doll, plus links to movie trailers and Real Doll photo galleries.

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You have to be careful if you need to take a piss during a thunderstorm…at least if you’re in Croatia anyway. We’re saying that because Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, had his cock electrified when a bolt of lightning went through it as the motorbiker was pissing beside the road.

Djindjic suffered light burns to his chest and arms and says: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.

The good news is that the doctors believe there won’t be any lasting effects and that Ante’s cock will function normally in time. (Maybe so, but we bet it’ll be reluctant to piss outdoors again!)

A 62-year-old Alabama grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting has begun serving a two month jail sentence. Mary Clark Duncan and her daughter, Theresa Duncan, were arrested a few weeks ago after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 — or $15 each.

There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Mary Duncan’s son. No charges have been filed against the men.

Okay, maybe it’s just me, but if these two women could find men who’d fuck them at all, let alone for money, how the hell is there a victim to this crime?

Oh well, even though this was some very cheap sex, sometimes you have to ask yourself if spending a little more might be worth it. I mean, it’s 2007 and at $30 for a pair like this, you really have to consider what you’re getting for your money.

Now if you prefer your sex to be a little more visually interesting, here’s a free taboo tag team gallery from our friends at Mother Daughter Fuck.

Check out this mother/daughter pair that’s been tag teaming men for a while now, and capturing their best adventures on film to share with horny perverts everywhere. Click the photo to the left to open the gallery.

Film-maker Vincent Gallo has hit out at a movie critic who suggested he used a fake penis for a controversial sex scene in his low budget film Brown Bunny.

Gallo’s co-star – and ex-girlfriend – Chloe Sevigny (now one of the hot polygamist wives on HBO’s Big Love) performs oral sex on him during the shocking shot. Both insisted when the film was released in 2003 that the sex act was genuine.

But New York Post reviewer Frank Scheck hinted a prosthetic had been used in a recent article. He described the penis as an “appendage that may or may not have belonged to her co-star and director, Vincent Gallo.”

Gallo immediately wrote a foul-mouthed reply to the newspaper, saying: “Tell that hack to convince his mother, sister or wife to let me give it to her…and then she can report back to little Frank if she thought (it was fake).

“The Brown Bunny is an ultra-low-budget film. With that in mind, the expense to create a prosthetic that could pass on film would be well out of the film’s budget, and so far no one has come close to making such a thing pass as real…

“For example, Mark Wahlberg’s rubber (penis) was far from realistic and was only seen for a few seconds. If one wasn’t blinded by jealousy, it would be easy to tell (my) scene was real. Chloe Sevigny herself has publicly said the scene involved us performing real sex.

“Why then does Scheck promote doubt about the scene’s authentic nature? I speculate it’s because Mr. Scheck most likely has a very small, ugly penis and needs to believe that only in make-believe does anyone have one like mine!”

We haven’t been able to find a video clip of the blowjob scene to show you here, but we do know of a site where you can see the the Chloe Sevigny blowjob video. It’s a membership site, but they do have a trial membership so you can watch the video and take a look around to see what you think.

Seriously, you really shouldn’t get on that plane. At least not if it’s run by Nepal Airlines.

In case you missed this story of the kind of high-tech response to an aeronautical problem you can expect in some parts of the world, the folks who run Nepal’s state-run airline sacrificed two goats earlier this month. The goats were killed because there were technical problems traced to an electrical fault on one of the two 757 aircraft operated by Nepal Airlines.

And when I say, “if you see them killing a goat,” what I’m referring to is that the airline had the two goats sacrificed right in front of the 757 while it sat at the Kathmandu international airport.

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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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Have you ever wondered if porn movies are just made up as they go along? Some of them really do seem that way, while others have obviously had more put into their production. On hollywood-style mainstream movies, there’s something called a “read-through” where all the actors who have speaking parts sit around a table and read their lines out loud.

Something to keep in mind as you watch the clip is that often a read-through is done as a cold reading. This means that the actors have had no rehearsal time, so they don’t give a performance but simply to read the words on the page. Beacuse of this, it’s common for actors to read their entire role in a flat monotone.

Okay, now on to the clip. Depending on your sense of humor you’ll either find this hillarious or boring, but here we have for you an example of what a read-through would be like for a porn movie. Just click the button that says “play film” in the middle of the image to start the video.