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The Whackman is stepping into the erotic, psychotic world of famed director Jerome Tanner. And this love ain’t just unconditional…this is
Psycho Love!

The good looking foreign red head Katja Kassin, who speaks with a hard accent, finally shuts the fuck up when she gets a cock shoved into her mouth. Katja gets her pussy eaten out in return. She then gets pounced on while sitting in a chair and after, does some pouncing of her own (first her cunt, then her ass gets worked) when she is on top of dude. Her dirty talk is all to the good.

Scene 2 is filled with dialogue. After over 7 minutes, the sexy Shy Love wraps her mouth around her man’s cock. Shy lies on her back and spreads her legs nice and wide to get hurricane tongued. She stays in that position to get thrusted by cock. Then she bounces her cunt on her man’s cock before getting drilled in doggystyle while standing up. For a chick named Shy Love, the bitch ain’t shy at all.

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The Whackman has entered Porn Town USA, where every man’s dreams come true. Based in the San Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world, The Whackman has landed in Utopia. Let’s do this…

In scene 1, a brunette fitness chick with blonde streaks named Aria yearns to get fucked by her man. Aria wastes no time taking her man’s cock deep into her throat. She then takes a seat to get her loose cunt French kissed and thrusted at a good pace. Aria sits on her man and her “yes yes yes” moans are annoying, but her passion is imminent. She then gets backdoored while in doggystyle and she catches all of dude’s cum in her mouth – bravo to that.

In scene 2, a sexy blonde named Laurie Wallace and a good looking brunette named Leshelle get some girl on girl action. Leshelle is on her knees feasting on Laurie’s pussy while Laurie stands up. Leshelle pulls out a dildo to use on Laurie and then they switch and Laurie gets on her knees to lick and finger Leshelle. Laurie pulls out a dildo to use on Leshelle and the compacted scene just ends abruptly.

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Some new research just published this month in the Archives of Sexual Behavior lists 237 reasons why people say they have sex.

According to the biggest study carried out into sexual motivations, these include that it is a “reasonably effective way of overcoming boredom”, helps you fall asleep, gets rid of a stress headache, to celebrate a special occasion, to get a promotion and to feel closer to God.

Other reasons include the desire for revenge, to keep warm on a chilly night, because someone dared me, because they felt sorry for someone, and in order to end a relationship.

Maybe it’s just me, but most of the reasons really seem to be the kind of justifications you think of afterwards. At the time, I bet there weren’t more than a handful of real reasons, with the top one being “because I wanted to.”

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Dick has had enough good stuff to be happy, including a beautiful wife and a dark and sexy mistress. But Dick is never content until he has it all. And you can’t have it all unless you are willing to risk it all. There’s a Dark Deception brewing.

In the opening scene, a brunette with a weird nose named Lola gets her pussy eaten out by her man. Then Lola spit shines the thick cock while in a 69. She bounces her twat on her man’s cock in a slow, wanna-be sensual fashion before lying on her side to take the continued cock jabbing. Lola is then doggied and The Whackman gets bored by the slow-ass pace.

Scene 2 brings The Whackman some girl-on-girl action at strip club between two good looking blondes named Tanya James and Allysin Chains. After Tanya (the more gorgeous of the two) gets fingered by Allysin, Allysin pulls out a dildo and puts it to work on Tanya. Then Allysin gets her cunt eaten out before getting in the doggy position to get poked by the dildo from Tanya.

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The Whackman will have the pleasure of watching these Asian Anal Addicts swallow whole cocks with ease. Oral, anal, and threesomes are in The Whackman’s near future. These obedient oriental chicks better have a really tight asshole, because The Whackman wants to see how much they can take.

A Japanese 20 year-old decent-looking slut named Yumi is dressed in pink slut attire and plays with her beat up twat after a brief interview. A dude joins in and tongue wrestles with her pussylips while another dude gets his cock sucked by Yumi. The tongue wrestler then thrusts her cunt while she continues to suck off the other dude. She is then doggystyled before sitting on dude. While on her back, her ass gets penetrated until she takes the moneyshot in her mouth from both dudes.

In scene 2, a small tittied acned up chick named Jenny keeps her mouth full of two dudes cock. She then gets plugged and her pimpled out ass turns The Whackman the hell off. She gets doggystyled by a brave lad and it looks like her acne is about to fucking pop. Jenny then rides one dude while keeping her mouth wrapped around the other dude’s cock. She gets back in doggystyle before lying on her back to get the dickens. Her bj’s are amateurish, but The Whackman has to give her credit for being a good sport and taking a cock up the crapper like a champ.

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The rhythm is in the women. The blue is for how your balls felt before watching these whores. These extremely horny honies get rammed, jammed, and fucked into oblivion. These sluts fuck and move with the Rhythms In Blue. Let’s dance…

In scene 1, the succulent blonde Tracy (Ava Vincent) gets her neatly trimmed muff tongued down. Tracy devours her man’s cock to return the favor; and then she lies on her back to get thrusted in her pussy with some cock. She is then uppercutted from underneath before getting on her hands and knees to get the doggy treatment. Tracy was in lazy mode as dude did all the work.

In scene 2, the captivating blonde Marcia (Alexandra Silk) goes down on her musician bad boy. Marcia lifts up her summer dress and her man sees she has no panties on, so he feasts on her twat while fingering it. Marcia is then pounded missionary style on the couch and her dirty, confident mouth turns The Whackman on. She is then doggystyled for a good while and then sidewayed in her cunt until she takes a chin shot.

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That’s the new question you’ll hear when you call to get a pizza delivered. At least it will be if Corey Wildeman has his way. That’s because his new pizza place in Winnipeg, Canada inserts pornographic pictures in the box under the pizza.

Not everyone in the Manitoba capital is happy with this idea, but it’s being done strictly by the law. Callers must be 18 or over to order from Porno Pizza, and need to show a photo I.D. before the box is handed to them by the delivery person at the door. “They have to make sure they’re selling to someone who’s of age,” lawyer Ian Berger said. “But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there’s nothing wrong with that.”

While Porno Pizza might not cross any legal lines, it did cross the comfort line for some folks, with one woman saying the woman in the photo she received was “too naked,” while another said that porn was “something I wouldn’t expect to have anything to do with pizza.” But actually what has surprised Wildeman the most since opening is the sex of the customers. “It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at the door,” he said.

The pictures that Porno Pizza sends out now are chosen at random, “It runs the full gamut. There are some that are very Playboy-esque and others which Larry Flynt would blush at,” Wildeman said, describing the photos sent out with orders. He plans to give the customer more control over the kind of photo they’ll find in their box, and hopes to build his business into a national franchise.