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I used to think of Brazil as a place where personal freedoms were important. I thought that in part because of the very liberal thinking regarding sex being prevalent there, as evidenced by the invention of the ‘anal floss’ string thong bikini and the topless beaches, and let’s not forget Carnivale each year.

But then I find out that telcom companies in Brazil began blocking access to the YouTube service on Monday because one Brazilian model sued to get YouTube to remove a video of her having sex on a Spanish beach from its site. The suit was brought by Daniela Cicarelli (at right) and her boyfriend, and based on that one unresolved lawsuit, a court in Sao Paulo ordered Internet Service Providers to block YouTube until they remove the video.

Okay, so now one person can sue you and cause an entire country full of people to lose access to a legal website that they wish to visit? I think the Brazilian court acted like an ass in shutting down access for everyone in the country just because one person had a problem.

The video isn’t on the YouTube site now it seems, or at least I couldn’t find it using any of the search terms I thought made sense to use. I couldn’t find a copy on PornoTube either, so I guess they wanted to avoid the same kind of trouble. Personally I don’t see what the big fuss was about, I saw it and you don’t see much of anything since they’re in the water most of the time. You can check it out for yourself at the link below if you want.

By the way, I still think the Brazilian telcom companies are pretty cool. Check out “Get Connected” to see some of the banner ads one of the companies used to promote their services.

Click here to view the video.

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I know that most people don’t think that people should be having sex with animals. And as the pictures on the page linked below will show, I think we’ll be able to agree that some animals really shouldn’t have sex with other animals either.

Actually, now that I think about it a little more, the page I’m linking to here is an animal cloning parody, so the truth is that it really would be people fucking with animals after all. I really hope our tax dollars are being spent on ways to use cloning to feed the world, and not just to give the wealthy some new playtoys.

Either way, I thought some of these creatures were pretty funny. I know that if these kinds of crossbreeds were commercially available, there’d be plenty of [tag]celebrities[/tag] lining up to stuff one of them into their cute little pet carrier hangbags.

I’m only showing you a few of the future pets here, but you can check out this page for many more, and in much larger formats.

What the fuck is this? Little Johnny’s first moneyshot?

Well, somehow I missed the original release of this product sometime last year. But I did see that its television commercial was back in circulation just in time for good people everywhere to run out, fight the hordes, and grab one of these as the perfect holiday gift for their own kids or someone else’s.

Yeah, right, that is if by perfect you mean you want to be remembered as the relative who started Little Johnny (or Joanie) on their path to porn stardom. Use the controls on the video above to watch the real television commercial.

Okay. So if you watched the commercial I think you know what I mean by the moneyshot comment. To me that commercial looks like the ethnic mix of a Benneton kids commercial with a porn action overlay.

Even if you discount how the Oozinator itself looks a bit like the cock from an alien porn movie, can you really watch those children receiving load after load of what the Hasbro website calls “globs of gooey bio-ooze” without thinking that this might have been a bad idea for a toy?

I’m not sure what was going on at the actual Hasbro board meetings when the Oozinator was discussed and given the green light for production, but the second video above is a comedic look at an an imaginary board meeting discussing a product that they call the Splooginator, which at least is a more honest name for this toy. You can use the controls just below the image to start the video.

The Oozinator was available for sale on the Amazon.com website, and the product definitely inspired some very interesting comments from their customers. Amazon of course decided to pull those comments so no one could see them anymore.

But wait. You see that didn’t really work as well as they hoped, since we do have a screen capture for you, showing some of what was said before the comments were removed. Click on the small graphic on the left below to see the comments about the Oozinator from the Amazon website before they were removed.

So, tell us what you think. Good idea for a toy for kids? Bad idea? Could be fun for adults? Would you buy one, give one as a gift, let your own kids have one?

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[cartoon from wordsandpicturesonline.com]

Be very careful out at the parties this holiday season. The wrong comment or suggestive gesture could cost you your testicles. We’re not sure exactly what provoked Rebecca Dawson to attack Kevin Ross this week during a Christmas party. But we do know that both of them were very drunk and we know that she’s been charged with malicious [tag]castration[/tag] after attacking his genitals with her hands.

Malicious castration includes attempting to cut off, maim or disfigure someone’s genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent. North Carolina police said Rebecca only used her hands but Kevin still needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage she caused.

We warn you to be careful because while Rebecca was arrested and jailed, she posted bond and was released the next day. The picture we found of Rebecca just wasn’t something we wanted to show here. We’ll just leave it at that, but if you need to see her you can click here.

Note: The photo above is an antique vase showing Aphrodite being born from the white foam which spread around Uranus’ genitals. Uranus was the first ruler of the universe, and reigned until his son Cronos, revolting against his rule, castrated him. I liked the photo much more than Rebecca’s pic.

Next time someone wants to know what songs push your buttons, they may have something special in mind. Just in time for the holidays, how about a new musical orgasm machine?

If you have a iPod (or any portable music player with an earphone jack), just plug in the iBuzz and your headphones, turn on whatever music you like, and you’ll feel how the vibrations are now in time to your favorite songs. Get down and get off. Turn up the music and the vibrations get stronger too.

The iBuzz includes a music-activated vibrating bullet with both his and hers attachments. And if you forget your music player, there are even 7 built-in vibrations patterns so you don’t have to suffer in silence.

This one should give people a whole new reason to make and share some special “playlists.” Check out the details at the iBuzz website.

I just added a couple of links to my “friends blogs” section on the sidebar to the right here. While I was doing that I realized that not everyone who drops by here will take the time to click those links and check out my friends’ blogs. So I want to take a minute and tell you that there’s really some good stuff on those blogs.

First, to be sure we’re on the same track, I also want to caution you that if you’re just looking for more xxx porn pics and movies, you’d probably can skip this post and move right on to the “porn blogs” section on the sidebar. That’s because most of the blogs you’ll find listed in my ‘friends’ section are about more that just the hardcore photos and videos that you can probably find anywhere today.

For example, one of the blogs I just added is called Erotophoria. I like this blog because it’s run by a Fucking Hippy! Now you have to understand that I mean this in the best possible way. My friend Virgo Hippy is a real card-carrying California hippy child who absolutely loves women and would rather spend time fucking one that just about anything. Well, except writing maybe. Not the usual porn drivel either, so check him out sometime.

One Perverted Chick is another blog I added here. This one gives you a look at the porn world from a woman’s viewpoint. My friend Ponygirl talks about her perverted self and her perverted thoughts, and tells you what she’s been up to in building and running porn sites in between some of her personal rants. Definitely one I think is worth checking out.

If you’ve been here more than a time or two you’ve probably noticed post titles from XXXBlog Maniac in the sidebar. My friend The Walrus runs this one, and he’s one of the most prolific writers I know. While he does have a lot of links to great [tag]porn[/tag] photographs and [tag]video clips[/tag] included on his blog, I think you’ll find yourself spending more time reading what he has to say than clicking links. Now that may not be what he’d want you to do, but check out his blog for yourself sometime and see what happens.

Okay, I realized something while reading over what I’d written so far. I realized that this deserves more space than I have time to give it right now. But rather than spike this whole thing for a longer post another time, I’m posting this for now and will come back to the topic again from time to time, and tell you why I like some of my other friend’s blogs. For now, check out the ones I mentioned here, and help yourself to the rest of the list, no need to wait on me. 🙂

This is the kind of massive anti-war demonstration I can support. No marching in the streets, and no protestors getting maced by the police. Nope, this time all you have to do is stay home and have an orgasm. The Global Orgasm for Peace, planned for the first day of winter, December 22nd, only asks that you have an orgasm in any way you like, while focusing on world peace.

The organizers, Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word “Peace.” The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

For more details, you can click the graphic to watch their video right here, and you can see their website at www.globalorgasm.org