A couple of weeks ago we told you about the bogus Britney Spears porno video clip that was making the rounds. So we thought we owed it to you to give you a little peek at the real Britney’s snatch today.
The pics we have for you were taken Monday night as Britney was getting out of Paris Hilton’s car at a gas station. No underwear of any kind blocked the view as she lifted her leg high enough to confirm without any doubt that this girl shaves herself bald down there. Just click the image to see the rest of the photos.
I got a good laugh out of this one. But then I really like porn bloopers. Check out the Porn Blooper – Asian Style video clip on The Walrus’ XXX Blog Maniac if you like to laugh at porn gone wrong too.
Brazilian boners are on the rise as the major of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso, has begun handing out free [tag]Viagra[/tag] to men over the age of 60.
“Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said the mayor, who also admits that “Some of the old men aren’t seeking out their wives. They’ve got romances on the side.”
The free Viagra program was approved by the town’s legislature, which makes me wonder how many of the town’s legislators are 60 years old (or nearly there).
I have to admit I was very pleased to hear about this one. Maybe it’s just me, but I think that anyone who’s willing to point his own gun at his own balls deserves to have at least one of them blown off. And that’s exactly what happened in Kansas this week.
A 23 year-old man, along with his 20 and 18 year-old helpers, attempted to kidnap a teenager over a dispute about stereo speakers. The oldest assailant first fired a shot at the teen, and missed. Then he shoved his pistol into the waistband of his trousers, safety off, causing it to fire and shoot him in his left testicle.
It gets a little better. Seems that getting shot in the ball caused the man to wince and jerk around a bit. The good new is that this caused the pistol to fire again. Unfortunately the second shot missed his other testicle, but at least it hit his left calf.
The three men were arrested and charged with aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice, when the moron limped into the local hospital seeking help for his missing testicle.
While everyone is talking about the homemade sex tape allegedly featuring Britney Spears that has been leaked onto the internet, we’re bringing you more than just the story and a peek at the 19-second clip that was posted a few days ago.
As you’ve probably heard, Kevin Federline is threatening to sell a four-hour sex tape, which the couple made on their honeymoon, to a company in Arizona for $50 million in a last ditch attempt to get every penny he can from Britney Spears. But Federline is willing to sell the tape to Spears for $30 million and full custody of the couple’s two children.
The 19-second clip below is the one posted as reportedly taken from the infamous Britney-Kevin sex tape, news of which first broke in 2005 after members of the couple’s entourage threatened to make it public. The clip shows a woman with dark hair, who bears a striking resemblance to the ‘Toxic’ singer, performing oral sex on a man rumoured to be her estranged husband Kevin Federline.
A spokesman for the website where the clip was posted said: “This does look like Britney Spears. I had my co-worker look at this also, and she thinks it looks like Britney too.” Check it out and then read on for the rest of the story…
Well, that was short and sweet. But now it’s time for clip #2. (click to read more…)
Here’s something you won’t be able to spend $100 on to buy for your kids. At least not since Tesco was forced to have this “toy” pulled from the toys and games section of their website.
Tesco was accused of “destroying children’s innocence” after the kit was discovered in the toy section by a mother searching for Christmas gifts for her 10 and 11 year old daughters. Evidently she was surprised to see sales copy saying:
“Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars.”
The kit includes a chrome pole that extends to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
Family Focus, a group opposed to the kit, said that “Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol… This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children.”
Tesco today agreed to remove the product from the Toy section of the site, but said it will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory.
Now I’m not saying that kit should be sold to children, but I will say that if you start practicing early enough you can avoid what happens in the video above. Some strippers are too young, and some are just too drunk. Click the start button to take a look.
We don’t mean “making” as in how to put the make on one. No, what we have here is a quick behind the scenes peek at how the hot girls that you see in magazines and on billboards are “made” …no, they’re not born that way.
This video is courtesy of Dove and is intended to reach out to young girls with self-esteem issues. But I think it also serves a reminder to men that there’s a difference between what you see and what you get.
The girl they used in this video said that she was in a makeup chair for over ten hours with the best makeup and hair people working on her. And as you’ll see when you play the video, they still had to use a photo editing program to make her look the way they wanted.
