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October 18, 2007

Sexual Satisfaction Surgery

Filed under: commentary,DVD Review,humor,movie reviews,sex news — Simon @ 12:01 am

Grafenberg spot illustrationDavid L. Matlock, M.D., stands poised before Rosemary Staltare’s vagina, preparing to inject her G-spot with a dense dollop of collagen that will plump it to the size of a small stack of quarters. Through an opening in a plastic speculum of his own design, the gynecologist navigates a needle into Staltare’s frontal vaginal wall, pumping it up with his “secret” variation of the substance that for years has been used to swell women’s lips. Dr. Matlock, known for his appearances on the E! channel show Dr. 90210, insists that enlarging a woman’s G-spot renders it more accessible and sensitive to the touch for a period of up to four months.

Staltare, a 33-year-old restaurant publicist who has had the $1,850 procedure twice before for free — and is getting it gratis again today in exchange for letting me watch — couldn’t agree more. “It’s like having a mini-heartbeat in my crotch,” she explains, a sensation that arouses her even during yoga and spinning classes, or when she drives along bumpy roads. During sex, Staltare says, she has volcanic, multiple orgasms “like huge waves that keep lifting me higher and higher.”

>> from a story on MSNBC: Women aim to pump up sex lives with surgery

>> Two related video on demand selections in XratedTV’s Theater:

Where the Fuck's The G Spot - DVD boxcoverWhere the Fuck ‘s The G Spot – Six guys, five girls, four facials, three anals, one double anal, and one hell of a good time. The mythical G Spot. It’s a woman’s most sexually sensitive place and it’s located… it’s near her… it’s up around… Damn. The producers at Sin City don’t know where it is, and that’s why they made this tape. To educate ourselves, to learn just what pushes a woman’s buttons the best, and, most of all, how to find the elusive thing. They put a bunch of porn’s most overactive sluts to the challenge and asked, no, begged them to show us how it works. So they stripped down to nothing, spread their legs and guided a cock or two up their cooch and stirred it around until, voila! a g spot orgasm. You may still not know where the g spot is after watching this, but it sure is fun trying to learn about it. (see more here)

The Amazing G Spot And Female Ejaculation - DVD boxcoverThe Amazing G Spot And Female Ejaculation – Dr. Michael Perry, one of the original G Spot researchers, shows every couple the latest techniques on how to find and really drive women crazy with G Spot stimulation. See what Female Ejaculation is — and isn’t. Watch women “gush” — ejaculate — as their G Spot is triggered. New, never-before seen in-the-vagina photography proves the G Spot exists and what it looks like at orgasm! See Keisha Dominguez and Saki, two of our stars, actually experience earthshaking orgasms for the first time in their lives with G Spot stimulation. And we caught it on camera! Find out why “Mila the Gusher” earns her title. (see more here)

October 16, 2007

“Down Your Throat 2” – a good oral fuck flick DVD

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 6:37 am

'Down Your Throat 2' - DVD boxcoverIt’s a celebration of orgasmic oral action as one girl after another gets put to the test and graded on her ability to take the hottest oral exam that has ever been recorded. Have some tissues handy because these bitches have got it going on and poppin right Down Your Throat 2.

Nikky gets it on with the photographer during a photo shoot. She reaches for his fly and lets him play with her pussy and lick it while she plays with her holes. Nikky moves on to suck his cock, and takes him down her throat a few times. She even mixes in a bit of titty fucking before taking a great facial.
 
Black Diamond serves a drink to a couple of guys. As soon as she sets their glasses down she comes around the guys to give them some oral attention. She drops to her knees soon after to suck each of the guys, and even takes them into her throat a bit. She finishes things up with a facial from each of the guys.
 
Liz jumps rope in the living room until her boyfriend calls her over and gives her something better to do. They undress and he gives her nice natural nipples a few kisses before she drops to her knees to take care of him. She energetically sucks him until he explodes all over her face.

Check out some scenes from Down Your Throat 2 here. (click to read more…)

October 14, 2007

“Best Of White Wife Black Cock” – dvd review

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,video clips — Simon @ 12:01 am

Best Of White Wife Black Cock - DVD boxcoverWhen they married their husbands, they promised to honor and obey them through good times and bad times. Well that shit was then and this is now. When big black cock cums into the picture, they have reached a point of no return. Their married white pussy belongs to the brothas now… it’s the Best Of White Wife Black Cock.

Before John comes over, Tiana’s hubby Scott notices that she’s been into rap music lately, checking out black porn, and has a new sexy outfit. He doesn’t notice that she gives John a show behind him while the two of them talk. When Scott runs off, John gives into Tiana’s temptations. John admires her great ass before she moves down to suck his oversized rod. John doesn’t bother tonguing Tiana’s twat, and instead goes directly to railing it missionary style before picking her up to fuck her in midair. They keep it going through cowgirl and doggy before John decorates her pierced tits.

When Wesley makes an offer on the house that Katrina and her husband want, Katrina’s man swoops the seller off to the bank to sign papers. Wesley’s none too happy about this, so Katrina offers to ‘persuade’ him to remove his offer with a little white pussy and ass. She drops down to mouth his manhood and, after, Wesley tongues Katrina’s twat in reciprocation. Katrina goes straight to the ass and lets Wesley work her through a few positions. Wesley nuts in her gaping ass after he agrees to let her have the house.

Check out some scenes from the movie here. (click to read more…)

October 10, 2007

“Cheating Housewives 3” – a damn hot fuck flick

Cheating Housewives 3 - DVD boxcoverOh yeah! Cheating Housewives 3 means even more infidelity on SmashteriaLane! The Whackman is going to watch these scandalous married sluts get their pussies pounded and butts banged deep and hard! Treat yourself while they cheat themselves…

The smoking hot Lisa Ann starts things out chatting with a friend on the phone. Her call is interrupted by Ben calling her to “cum over.” They kiss outside before heading inside where Ben works his way around her big fat titties. He slides down her low riders and panties so he can lick and rub her pussy. Then Lisa drops down to suck his cock; he lies down on the staircase and she rides him reverse cowgirl style. Lisa turns to the side and rides Ben sidesaddle before he stands up and nails her from behind. She rides him cowgirl style before Ben picks her up, fucks her in midair, and then down to missionary as he lies her back on the stairs. Lisa sucks Ben to a nice facial.

Sascha chats with bottle blonde Donna about Lisa’s cheating. They start kissing on the couch, with Donna making a comment about showing her hubby the video. They keep kissing as Sascha helps Donna out of her black suit and striped white shirt. She slides off her skirt and works on his cock orally. Donna takes it all the way down her throat with the help of plenty of spit before turning around for some doggystyle. She throats his cock again before riding him in both cowgirls. Sascha picks her up to bounce her on his cock in midair before lying her back down and fucking her missionary style. Sascha pulls out and lets Donna fill her mouth with his warm protein.

Check out some scenes from the DVD here. (click to read more…)

October 6, 2007

“Chunky School Girls 4” – a fun fatty fuck flick

Chunky Schoolgirls 4 - DVD boxcoverThese girls are going back to school to catch up on a few things they missed the first time around, only this time they’re one hundred pounds heavier and one hundred times sluttier! They can’t read or write, but can they suck and fuck? – that’s the kind of participation that will get them straight A’s. Chunky School Girls 4 is in session…

Blonde Shannon finds Dino napping on the couch. She tells him that she brought him an apple for helping her pass her French test – the apple doesn’t have a core as Shannon tells him that she sucked the core out of it. He drops his pants for Shannon to enthusiastically suck. Dino slides the apple around his cock as Shannon sucks him, and she can’t resist biting a little away to get more cock. She strips down to show a set of big fat titties before bending over and letting Dino fuck her from behind. She cries out for him to teach her Italian as he fucks her from behind before letting Shannon bounce on his bone reverse cowgirl style. Dino spoons Shannon and then finishes things up giving her a decent facial. After he’s done, he slides the apple back over his cock and lets her have a few bites.

Brunette Lisa lets Steve know that she’d like to come back to school and learn French after fucking and sucking her way through life so far. Steve thinks about it a moment before pulling his shirt up to reveal a hard cock and telling her that he’d rather just fuck her. As soon as Lisa finds out that he’ll give her an “A” for her efforts, she bends over and sees how many times she can take his cock into her throat.

Check out some scenes from the movie here. (click to read more…)

October 2, 2007

“Killer Grip” – a Whackman DVD review

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 8:11 am

Killer Grip - DVD boxcoverTen tramps to stroke The Whackman dry. These sluts love to stroke a big, hard cock until it explodes in their faces, on their tits, all over their pussies, and even their feet. So The Whackman is going to lie back and let these whores wrap their Killer Grip around The Whackman’s shaft until it’s checkout time.

Dirty blonde Victoria starts out in a tan maid’s uniform. She hikes up the skirt and diddles herself softly before moving in and wiping down a table in front of Clark. Victoria then helps his cock out of his pants and starts stroking it. She gives him a little spit to help him out, and after a bit climbs up on the couch above him to stroke him with her feet. Victoria takes things into her hands one last time to stroke Clark onto his stomach and her stocking-clad foot. She lifts her foot up to her mouth and licks Clark’s cum off it.

Dark haired Electra works on her backyard archery. When Renato sees her having problems, he examines her hand and lets her know she needs to exercise it more. Electra’s eager to start and runs her hands down Renato to free his cock. She strokes it with a smile on her face as she works her eyes between Renato and the camera. Renato comes prepared and pours a little lube down on his cock while Electra strokes him until he lets go with an impressive ball blast on her nice little rack.

Brunette Monica is making breakfast when Richard interrupts her and lets her know that it’s [tag]handjob[/tag] time. She slides his pants down to get at his cock right away. She strokes him a little before reaching back for a couple handfuls of the eggs she was beating to lube him up. Monica moves up to the counter and strokes him with her feet. Richard sucks on her toes before she strokes him with her hand again. She mixes it up between her hand and feet until Richard pops on her hands.

Check out some scenes from the movie here. (click to read more…)

September 27, 2007

All About Ass 11 – a new DVD review

All About Ass 11 DVD boxcoverWhat’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The Whackman elaborate? When it’s on then – let’s do the damn thang…

Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.

The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.

Check out some scenes from All About Ass 11 here. (click to read more…)

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