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Smash Pictures Bang My Box is a promising title that initially gets The Whackman thinking that these filthy sluts will get their pussies diven into so deep they will end up with bruises inside and outside of their sweet cunts. Let’s bang this review on out.

Hillary, the cute blonde cover girl in pig tails, gets bored and finds a pink feathery buttplug. She rubs the feathered ends around her body and sucks on the plug before Brett appears. Hillary’s shocked at his size at first, but then eagerly sucks. Brett then rewards her with the buttplug in her ass and a tongue for her pussy as she sucks him. He has her stretch out her mouth with her hands as he fucks her face and gags her a few times before having Hillary impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Hillary sucks Brett’s cock clean of her yummy ass before letting him drill it doggystyle. She slides the toy in her ass with his cock a couple times. Finally, Hillary takes Brett’s load in her mouth, gargles it, and swallows it down. This bitch is nasty and hot.
 
The sexy faced foreigner named Ellen gives two dudes a little tease wearing a black mesh bra, pinstriped black short shorts, and a black see-through frilly shirt. They foreplay a bit and then exchange oral favors before the dudes start plugging her missionary style. Ellen gets in doggy before taking the anal in cowgirl. She takes a quick double penetration before finishing things up with a decent double facial. Although her tits are a little funny, this slut is a sensual performer.

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You buy her stuff. You agree with her opinions on politics and the rain forest. You even pretend she’s not a total nutcase when she talks to her cats as if they were people. But what happens when you forget one little anniversary? She takes your money and fucks The Whackman! Love’s a bitch–and so is the American Nymphette 5!

The sex slave blonde nympho Brittney Skye opens up scene 1 by sucking her man’s cock. Brittney then gets her twat munched on and after, she rides it damn good. She then gets railed at a furious pace while lying on her back and the pussy punishment continues in doggystyle and she gets a well deserved chin shot.

In scene 2, the blonde bombshell and covergirl Hannah Harper gets her nipples bitten by her man prior to getting eaten out. Hannah gets face-fucked before getting on her back to have her crapper hole stretched out. Her cunt gets some work in as she bounces on her man’s cock with passion. She ends up on all fours to get the continued treatment and is splattered all over her mouth.

The black-haired slut Jewel De Nyle gets her mouth filled with cock to open up scene 3. Jewel then gets her jewels tongue caressed before her man’s cock slits it. With one leg on the table and one leg on the floor, Jewel gets in doggy to take the pulverizing. She sits her man on a dining chair and plunges her twat with his cock until her man squirts everything on her nice tits.

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Dane Productions’ Panty World 13 is back with the undergarment fetish. Will it be enough to keep The Whackman’s attention? Let’s do this…

A corn-rowed cute faced, but small tittied slut named Ice in on the mind of Damian Michaels. While sniffing her pink panties, he envisions Ice touching herself using a cue ball and stick. Ice then walks in on Damian masturbating and decides to let him hit the skins. She gives him some good oral pleasure and then gets on her back to get her twat poked. Ice then sits on Damian and does a nice rotation on his cock. After, she is toppled while in doggy style to the end.

During a photo shoot, a girl next door looking bikini chick named Katrina does a photo spread with Brandon Iron as the photographer. After damn near nine minutes of buildup, they final start making out and get their foreplay on. Katrina is on her knees and does a slow, boring deep throat. Brandon speeds up the pace by skippin the eating session and plugging her cunt right away with his cock. Katrina gets on all fours and is a fucking mute throughout the whole scene. What the fuck Katrina?

Dave Hardman is beating his meat while flipping through a few porn mags. He begins to picture two cute chicks (a blonde named Bunny and an Asian chick named Jade) playing touchy feely with each other in a bathtub. The slow, sensual kissing and rubbing of the two wet sluts gets Dave off. It was a little too “in love” style and not “hardcore” enough for The [tag]Whackman[/tag] to get off on.

A peeping tom named Devon is violating the privacy of a hot blonde named Bunny Luv. He enters her room to sniff her white panties when Bunny leaves the room; then he continues to watch her from the closet as she tries on her different pairs of undies. Bunny begins to masturbate until she catches Devon watching her. Then Devon pulls out his cock and has Bunny touch it and taste it. While Bunny pulls her panties to the side, her pussy is hurricane tongued and then slitted by Devon’s thick cock. Bunny is then doggied before switching back to missionary. Her belly and new panties are splatted on—and Devon up and leaves with the quickness. Great closing!

Panty World 13 started and ended good, with the final five seconds being classic—dude gets up and leaves the moment he’s done releasing. Only 4 shots were fired off here, but they were good loads.

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The Whackman is stepping into the erotic, psychotic world of famed director Jerome Tanner. And this love ain’t just unconditional…this is
Psycho Love!

The good looking foreign red head Katja Kassin, who speaks with a hard accent, finally shuts the fuck up when she gets a cock shoved into her mouth. Katja gets her pussy eaten out in return. She then gets pounced on while sitting in a chair and after, does some pouncing of her own (first her cunt, then her ass gets worked) when she is on top of dude. Her dirty talk is all to the good.

Scene 2 is filled with dialogue. After over 7 minutes, the sexy Shy Love wraps her mouth around her man’s cock. Shy lies on her back and spreads her legs nice and wide to get hurricane tongued. She stays in that position to get thrusted by cock. Then she bounces her cunt on her man’s cock before getting drilled in doggystyle while standing up. For a chick named Shy Love, the bitch ain’t shy at all.

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The Whackman has entered Porn Town USA, where every man’s dreams come true. Based in the San Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world, The Whackman has landed in Utopia. Let’s do this…

In scene 1, a brunette fitness chick with blonde streaks named Aria yearns to get fucked by her man. Aria wastes no time taking her man’s cock deep into her throat. She then takes a seat to get her loose cunt French kissed and thrusted at a good pace. Aria sits on her man and her “yes yes yes” moans are annoying, but her passion is imminent. She then gets backdoored while in doggystyle and she catches all of dude’s cum in her mouth – bravo to that.

In scene 2, a sexy blonde named Laurie Wallace and a good looking brunette named Leshelle get some girl on girl action. Leshelle is on her knees feasting on Laurie’s pussy while Laurie stands up. Leshelle pulls out a dildo to use on Laurie and then they switch and Laurie gets on her knees to lick and finger Leshelle. Laurie pulls out a dildo to use on Leshelle and the compacted scene just ends abruptly.

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Dick has had enough good stuff to be happy, including a beautiful wife and a dark and sexy mistress. But Dick is never content until he has it all. And you can’t have it all unless you are willing to risk it all. There’s a Dark Deception brewing.

In the opening scene, a brunette with a weird nose named Lola gets her pussy eaten out by her man. Then Lola spit shines the thick cock while in a 69. She bounces her twat on her man’s cock in a slow, wanna-be sensual fashion before lying on her side to take the continued cock jabbing. Lola is then doggied and The Whackman gets bored by the slow-ass pace.

Scene 2 brings The Whackman some girl-on-girl action at strip club between two good looking blondes named Tanya James and Allysin Chains. After Tanya (the more gorgeous of the two) gets fingered by Allysin, Allysin pulls out a dildo and puts it to work on Tanya. Then Allysin gets her cunt eaten out before getting in the doggy position to get poked by the dildo from Tanya.

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The Whackman will have the pleasure of watching these Asian Anal Addicts swallow whole cocks with ease. Oral, anal, and threesomes are in The Whackman’s near future. These obedient oriental chicks better have a really tight asshole, because The Whackman wants to see how much they can take.

A Japanese 20 year-old decent-looking slut named Yumi is dressed in pink slut attire and plays with her beat up twat after a brief interview. A dude joins in and tongue wrestles with her pussylips while another dude gets his cock sucked by Yumi. The tongue wrestler then thrusts her cunt while she continues to suck off the other dude. She is then doggystyled before sitting on dude. While on her back, her ass gets penetrated until she takes the moneyshot in her mouth from both dudes.

In scene 2, a small tittied acned up chick named Jenny keeps her mouth full of two dudes cock. She then gets plugged and her pimpled out ass turns The Whackman the hell off. She gets doggystyled by a brave lad and it looks like her acne is about to fucking pop. Jenny then rides one dude while keeping her mouth wrapped around the other dude’s cock. She gets back in doggystyle before lying on her back to get the dickens. Her bj’s are amateurish, but The Whackman has to give her credit for being a good sport and taking a cock up the crapper like a champ.

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