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The Whackman is cordially invited to go on Legend’s Blind Date with a couple of different whores. With Tera Patrick blindfolded on the cover, this is going to be an eager anticipation. Skip the wine and dining and let’s take this shit straight to the bedroom.

The gorgeous covergirl Sadie Jordan, better known to The Whackman as Tera “motherfuckin” Patrick, gets her knockers and juicy twat licked by her man. Sadie then wraps her luscious lips around her man’s cock oh so well. She is roughly thrusted from underneath at a pace The Whackman can appreciate. Then, Sadie turns around and gets on her knees to take the continued pulverizing doggystyle. She lies on her back and takes her man to the promise land.

A fuckable schoolgirl looking chick named Gia sensually goes down on her no-strings-attached fuck buddy. They continue their oral exam in the 69. Gia then gets drilled with cock while lying on her back. She gets on all fours to get the dickin from behind. Then, its reverse cowgirl and she pounces in a “making love” type of fashion…it looked more like a love scene than a one-nite-stander.

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Every Pimp Dies… Not Every Pimp Lives. Given a second chance by the O.G. in the sky, Mac Daddy returns to Earth as an angel… destined to pimp worldly ho’s for all of eternity. Pimped by an Angel 3 chronicles the afterlife of a young pimp shot down in his prime. This is his story, bizniatches!

Dressed in all pink (with even a pink wig to match), the gorgeous Hannah Harper and Asian slut Mia Smiles go downtown on a pimp at a bar for all to see. After sharing dude’s cock in their mouths, Hannah sits on Mia’s face while dude eats out Mia. Then Mia reclines on dude’s face while Hannah rides his cock. Mia gets doggystyled while shoving a huge dildo into Hannah and the beautiful moaning is heating up The Whackman. Hannah lies on her back to get her pussy thrusted by dude, while Mia dildo’s herself and all is well that end’s well. Great opening scene.

A brunette angel named Venus deep throats the hell out of a cock. She then gets her cunt and ass fingered and eaten. Finally, 10 minutes into the scene, Venus bounces wildly on dude’s cock and let The Whackman tell you—this bitch likes it fucking rough and hard. Dude keeps up the fast pace when turning Venus around and putting her on all fours. Venus then invited his cock into her ass while she made her knees touch her shoulders. Venus gets a pass to The Whackman’s bed anytime she needs some good roughneck lovin.

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The rhythm is in the women. The blue is for how your balls felt before watching these whores. These extremely horny honies get rammed, jammed, and fucked into oblivion. These sluts fuck and move with the Rhythms In Blue. Let’s dance…

In scene 1, the succulent blonde Tracy (Ava Vincent) gets her neatly trimmed muff tongued down. Tracy devours her man’s cock to return the favor; and then she lies on her back to get thrusted in her pussy with some cock. She is then uppercutted from underneath before getting on her hands and knees to get the doggy treatment. Tracy was in lazy mode as dude did all the work.

In scene 2, the captivating blonde Marcia (Alexandra Silk) goes down on her musician bad boy. Marcia lifts up her summer dress and her man sees she has no panties on, so he feasts on her twat while fingering it. Marcia is then pounded missionary style on the couch and her dirty, confident mouth turns The Whackman on. She is then doggystyled for a good while and then sidewayed in her cunt until she takes a chin shot.

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“All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!”

A review by The Whackman:

An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It’s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff—The Whackman wouldn’t of either.

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A beaver is the first thing The Whackman’s fingers will feel when sliding down her pants. Science says pussy hair’s primary purpose is to catch pheromones and emit a sexually arousing odor. The Whackman’s dick says pussy hair means “I’m home, dear”. Shaved snatch may be ok once in a while, but right now, The Whackman is In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2 fuck the shit out of!

The could-be-cute faced but out of shape Cherry Poppers starts out by sucking off two dudes. Cherry then lies on her back to get eaten out by one dude while continuing to blow the other dude. Then the dude eating her penetrates her hairy beaver while she hand jobs the other dude. She gets on all fours to get hit up from behind while she keeps her mouth full. The dudes finally switch positions and this whore gets her cherry popped by the eager dude who got the mouth treatment the whole time. Cherry combs her hairy beaver while sitting on top of one of the dudes. It is informal as they carry on conversation during the entire scene. With the right workout regimen, this tramp has potential to be cute.

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Dane Productions Panty World 10 is back again with some new dudes lusting over the smell of hot young cunt on their girlfriends panties. The Whackman may need to start collecting panties for souvenirs…

In scene 1 entitled “Dirty Laundry”, Jay Ashley masturbates with his cute trailer-trash whore looking blonde Jeanie River’s panties until he gets caught. Jeanie punishes Jay by making him her love slave. Jeanie sits on top of the washing machine and gets her tight cunt eaten out. Jay then sits on the washing machine and gets his cock slobbered on. Jeannie again sits on the washing machine to get her pussy ravished by Jay’s cock. Then the slut rides Jay before leaning over to get some doggy treatment. Good long opening scene.

In scene 2 entitled “Panties, Panties and more Panties” a combination of bra and panties graces The Whackman’s eyes. After the cute amber haired Nicol takes a shower, she joins her decent looking lesbian lover named Bobbie and the scene takes a while to develop. Bobbie sucks Nicol’s toes to set the mood; then she puts a strap-on to pleasure Nicol in a few different positions. After, Nicol licks Bobbie down and then jams a dildo back and forth up Bobbie’s twat. Bobbie’s enthusiasm is not believable and The Whackman got bored.

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Cupid has a sister. It’s her Game. It’s her Rules. And it’s The Whackman’s lucky day. Legend’s Playing Cupid is in the mood for love! And the bitch better have an arrow for The Whackman’s heart if she knows what’s good for her. Let’s do this…

Funny nosed brunette Lola and decent looking blonde Sophie Evans go to town on some lucky dude. Lola gets eaten out first by dude while Sophie sucks him off in a triangle position. While getting doggied, Sophie pulls out a dildo to use on Lola. Then Sophie sits on Lola’s face while Lola gets some pussy pounding from dude. After, Sophie gets to ride dude while Lola sits on top of dude’s face to get munched on. All three were very efficient in a well choreographed scene.

An angelic looking blonde Bunny Love gets her cunt eaten out to begin scene 2. Bunny wraps her mouth around dude in an okay performance. She then lays on the arm of the “love seat” and gets her ass drilled, before sitting on top of dude for a sensual ride; her nice tits bounce gloriously. Bunny gets on all fours to get the continued sensual thrusting on her twat that ends in bliss.

The smashed-in face looking Asian Mia Smiles gets cupid’s dart shot at her and begins to suck a dude’s cock (who she originally wasn’t attracted to). Mia is then air-lifted by dude into a great 69. Her petite tight little cunt is then ravaged by dude while the slut lies on her back. Mia then opts to drive the stick while on top of him and does a pretty good job of working the clutch. Her bony body then gets the doggy treatment until dude releases in her mouth.

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