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Road trip? Definitely not with this guy! Rescuers who pulled an unconscious driver who’d crashed into a bus from his car discovered that not only wasn’t he wearing his pants but he also had a vacuum pump on his dick.

Police in the Slovak town of Levice said they’d never before investigated an accident involving a half-naked unconscious driver and a [tag]penis pump[/tag]. Just one more benefit of a global free market economy I guess.

Teachers, schoolgirls and librarians, all taking off their clothes. What could be better than that? How about hot [tag]Las Vegas[/tag] [tag]strippers[/tag] dressed up in those outfits for a back-to-school fund-raiser called “Detention.”

Performers at Scores Las Vegas, a [tag]gentlemen’s club[/tag], peeled out of their clothes and offered lap dances to customers, to support the local school district. Scores also matched patrons donations on a dollar-for-dollar basis. Money raised will be used to provide new or gently used materials, supplies and computers to Clark County teachers for free or little cost.

Maybe it’s just me, but I like the subtle irony of strippers working hard to make sure someone gets an education.

As you probably know, [tag]Steve Irwin[/tag], The Crocodile Hunter, died yesterday from the poison barb of a bull stingray. The news says he died almost immediately, although he was rushed to an island to meet the medivac chopper. Thinking about it remined me of the commercials he’d done for FedEx a few years ago. Click on the arrow in the center of the image to start the video clip.

R.I.P. Steve

The older cultures sometimes have the best traditions. Lots of cultures believe that the more people who attend someone’s funeral, the more important or honored that person must have been in life. Well, in China they have a way to guarantee a good turnout at a funeral: they use [tag]strippers[/tag]!

That’s right, they use naked dancing girls to attract more “mourners” to the funeral. Wealthy families often hire several strippers, and sometimes more than one group of strippers are employed, to ensure an even bigger crowd.

Wonder how I found out about this? I heard about it because the dickless wonders who run mainland China have now banned the traditional practice. They even arrested the people who run five of the stripper troupes for “obscene performances.”

Fucking uptight bureaucratic assholes.

Fortunately in Taiwan, which is free from mainland control–and I hope they stay that way, the traditions are still honored. In fact, together with the explicit strippers, the funerals often include hardcore remarks made about the virility of the deceased. Hell, they even use strippers in temples to express gratitude for lottery winnings!

So my advice for you today is, if you have to die and be buried in China, make sure you’re in Taiwan when you kick.

This image is from an article that was originally published on May 13th, 1955 in Housekeeping Monthly. You can click the image to open a small window where you can see and read the full article.

The article has a nice collection of what used to be just good common sense advice given to wives back in what’s sometimes referred to as “the good old days.” And if you click the image and read some of the advice, I doubt you’ll have any trouble at all guessing who calls it that.

To the women out there: I congratulate you on your hard-won freedoms…and I really do hope you’re happy with them.

And to all the men: okay guys, can anyone with even one of your balls left tell me how the hell we went and fucked up a sweet deal like that was?

In New Delhi there’s a man who wants his dick cut off. No, he’s not trying to get a sex change operation. And no, he’s not mad at his dick for some reason. It’s just that he has two of them and thinks he needs to lose one if he wants to ever marry and have a normal sexual life.

Okay, so instead of pursuing a very lucrative life as a porn star, this 24-year-old double-dick man checked himself into a hospital and requested surgical removal of one of his dicks. Hey, I’m serious about the pornstar career he’s passing up. Imagine the scenes of surprising [tag]double-penetration[/tag]: she knows he’s the only guy in the room and she knows his cock is in her pussy and both his hands are on her tits, so what the hell is that pushing its way into her ass?

The doctors commented that the surgery is challenging because both dicks are fully-functional and well-formed. Thinking about this for a minute, even without going into porn, I bet this guy could find plenty of women (and men) who wouldn’t think two cocks were too many.

Can’t you just hear him at the bar saying “Actually, I have 12 inches hanging between my legs. Of course that’s split between my two cocks.” I doubt this guy would ever have to pay for a drink or go home alone if he didn’t want to…and he chooses surgery.

Well, there’s still hope for those who’d love to find a double-dick man. The rare medical condition is called penile duplication or diphallus, and occurs among one in 5.5 million men. There are about 100 reported cases worldwide right now, so get out there and start looking.

(Note: In a completely unrelated story, last year a German biker’s wife filed for divorce after he showed her the results of his surgery in which doctors had attached a second penis.)

— image above is from the Double Cock Sex article at SexTutor.com (check them out).

Each week the readers on the [tag]Sugasm[/tag] blog site vote on their favorite selected posts from other blogs, and a new list is published each Monday. One of the XLog posts is part of this week’s list, so I thought you might like to take a look at some of the other links they picked.

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Skinny Dipping (http://thehiddensides.blogspot.com)
Pretend Forest (http://xantasia.blogspot.com)
Why I’m Happy With “The Cleavage Situation” (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Brian Griffin on Porn (http://sugarbank.com)

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Self Love – Njoy (http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

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