Everyone has seen photocopies of someone’s ass that they made by sitting on a photocopier at the office. Well, things go a little wrong with that idea in this guy’s case. Just click on the image to start the action.
I found this video mentioned on a discussion board run by a friend of mine. It’s a political discussion board, so if you have any interest in venting about politics, when you’re not checking out good porn I mean, you should head over to DC Junkies and take a look.
KLOVE, a Christian format radio group, probably didn’t expect its Fresno-area station KFYE to become synonymous with porn when the company sold the radio station last month. But that’s precisely what happened, with new owner Jerry Clifton electing to program what he calls “porn radio” in favor of the previous religious format that area listeners had become accustomed to. KFYE has been playing songs on a continuous one-hour loop without commercials since the week-old change in format. While Clifton has not said whether he will switch to a more traditional format, the station continues to bill itself as “all sex radio, all the time.” The station plays songs with suggestive titles such as “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road” by the Beatles, “Sexual Healing” by Marvin Gaye and “Nasty” by Janet Jackson. Songs without provocative titles or lyrics are supplemented with added moans and groans.
Nope, I didn’t spell that wrong. I really meant would you go to Hungary for some [tag]illicit sex[/tag]. ‘Cause that’s what the Hungarian tourism authority is promoting in their latest email campaign, which features an animated cartoon with a guy hiding his wedding ring and having sex with a young blonde. There’s a link to the video in the full story at “Exactly what kind of tourists do they want?”
This cracked me up so I’m passing it on to you. My friend The Walrus has a blog where he posted this Britney Spears Spoof video. Check it out and see if makes you laugh too.
Last Thurday a policewoman was given a cautionary warning that while working undercover as a [tag]prostitute[/tag] would be okay, it wasn’t okay to actually be a prostitute as a part-time job. Read the story at Cop censured for under the covers work
Yeah, that’s a big fucking cock, that is. And that’s a flaccid whale cock. Just imagine that fucker fully erect and headed your way. Yeah, duck is right.
Click the photo for a larger view in a new window, and read on to learn what I found to go with this photo.
A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it cums. That’s right. Over 400 gallons.
But here’s the thing. Only about 10% of that 400 gallons actually gets into the female whale. So that leaves about 360 gallons of blue whale moneyshot spilled all over the place everytime one of these big bastards lets go a load.
Still wondering why the oceans are so salty?
(Some math notes for those who care: A typical human cums about 2 to 6 milliliters (ml). A milliliter is 0.00023 gallon. Using 4ml as an average human cum shot, and roughing the numbers a little, it would take about 1,000 human cumshots to fill a gallon container. Using tight numbers, it would be 440,489 human cumshots to equal the volume of one blue whale ejaculation. Yep, nearly half a million of us, or almost a million if we’re fucking someone, just to equal one whale cumshot. So I don’t want to hear any complaints about people fucking in the ocean. It’s not us getting it all salty!)
A couple of months ago we had some interesting ideas for around the pussy tattoos posted here, but the one shown here really wins the prize for “Voted Most Popular Prisoner” in my book.
I definitely would not want to go to prison with this tattoo. I guess I’m not much interested in being Most Popular Prisoner. Nope, not one of my goals.
Now I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with wanting to go to prison with a tattoo like that.
I mean, to each his own.
I’m just saying it would not be anywhere on my list of good prison [tag]tattoos[/tag].
YMMV
