This is a porn blog so some people think I need to say “fuck” and “fucking” a lot more. I figured I’ll try it with this post. Since I’m fucking old enough to remember all of the fucking dances this fuck includes in his fucking routine, it really made me fucking laugh to watch him work his fucking way from the fucking 50s through today. Just click on the fucking video to start the fuck doing his show…
Yanno, it looks like this fuck gets a hell of a fucking workout during the six fucking minutes or so that he performs here. I thought the guy was pretty fucking funny, so I’d think he gets plenty of fucking gigs. Made me fucking wonder why he’s not a bit fucking thinner.
Note to the “you need to use more ‘fuck’ in your posts” people: Okay, I fucking tried it. Not fucking sure how the fuck much I like it. Just fucking seems like extra fucking words to me.
How about you? Did you find this pretty fucking entertaining? Did you miss the fucking sarcasm completely? Click on the fucking comment link below to tell me what the fuck you think.
Here’s something sure to brighten up your next party. Or maybe, if you’ve had enough of your local PTA, these might be the perfect thing to bring to the next school bake sale.
The cookies are actually pretty easy to make. And the reaction when people see them is priceless. You can tell right away who’s looked at [tag]bukkake[/tag] porn online!
You can find the recipe on this page: Bukkake Cookies
The Porn Bread site also has instructions for making penis pretzels, [tag]viagra[/tag] cupcakes, ejaculating eclairs, and many more.
While you’re waiting for the cookies to bake, here are a couple of movies galleries you can check out. You’ll find three movie clips on each page. You can start with “Tampa Bukkake Damsel In Distress Party” and then take a look at “Ebony Natalie Gang Banged by White Guys”
Both of those are from Tampa Bukkake, which features American-style bukkake events.
This could be a case of [tag]Femdom[/tag] gone too far! In Beijing, China, a 25 year old woman has been arrested for killing her husband with a sword because he refused to make dinner for her. But we’re not talking about an isolated crime of passion here. No, the police report on the crime says that this little lady has been forcing her husband to carry out her demands at the tip of her sword for years. Well, I guess the poor guy could have left her if he didn’t like getting shoved around by pointy objects. To each his own I guess, but personally I’d rather be sticking something into someone than getting something stuck into me. YMMV
These have nothing at all to do with videos or movies.
They just struck me as very funny when I saw them.
I could just visualize them all lined up so very nicely on the shelves of the grocery store, one next to another: Porn Flakes, Vice Crispies, Cheery Hos, Kink Crunch. And check out the text on the boxes: “Now Fortified with Voyeurism”
Now a place like that would be my kind of grocery store! It made me think about what else I might find as I wandered up and down some other aisles.
Hey, if you think these are funny too, they’re available as novelty items from a company called Wicked Cool Stuff. They’re about six bucks apiece and you can see these four and eight more on this page.
BBC News reports that Comic book heroine Batwoman is to make a comeback as a “lipstick [tag]lesbian[/tag]” who moonlights as a crime fighter. Evidently she will be a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another character, ex-police detective Renee Montoya.
The new-look Batwoman is just one of a wave of “ethnically and sexually diverse” characters entering the DC Comics universe. Might make for some interesting new videos once some adult producers jump on this one.
BBC NEWS story: “Batwoman hero returns as lesbian”
The Center for Sex and Culture’s National Masturbation Month plans include Masturbate-a-Thon San Francisco. Founder and director Carol Queen, Ph.D. announced that the Center for Sex & Culture will hold its fifth annual fund-raising Masturbate-a-Thon on May 27, 2006.
Doors open at 5:00 for regular participants and at 4:00 for those attempting to set this year’s time record. The event is one of many National [tag]Masturbation[/tag] Month events planned around the US and Canada, including many sponsored Masturbate-a-Thons. Unlike most of the others, the CSC’s Masturbate-a-Thon is a live group event at which participants will raise funds by getting others to sponsor them for each minute they masturbate. CSC will hold the event at 398 11th Street in San Francisco.
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If you’ve never seen a couple of puppets getting it on, then you should take a look at the photos on this gallery.
I don’t know what it is about seeing a puppet with cum on its face that makes me grin, but I’m not going to worry about it too long.
Click on Hardcore Puppets for more.
