Howard is a Philadelphia man whose wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Howard says his wife, who is bi-polar, thought he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep, she attacked him.
“I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails.”
I’m not really sorry to say that we don’t have any video to go with this one, but you can read the testicle tearing wife story here.
I’ve always wanted to be able to take my little pussies along when I go places, like you can do with dogs. A nice ride in an open Jeep. Maybe a walk on the beach.
Well, cats on leashes just doesn’t work. You can forget about herding them. And who wants to carry around a big boxy cat carrier?
But finally, there’s an answer. Just click the image for a full-size view.
I got the cat carrier ad from my friend, Chop, who has his own blog over at Chop on the Lake.
Just a little something that might bring you a laugh. This is a video of a young guy wandering around in public with a very obvious erection in his shorts. The soundtrack is a take off on the song “Until I got high” but this one is “Until I got hard” instead.
Click on the arrow in the center of the image to play the video.
This isn’t a movie, just something that gave me a laugh today. It’s from a post on the BDSM Board asking about slave [tag]tattoos[/tag], but then someone asked “If I want a tattoo around my pussy what will you suggest?” and these were the posted suggestions so far.
The Willy Nelson (?)
Okay, one of these might make you want to plug it in, but I think the other one is a little scary. Not sure I’d want to put anything personal in there.
From the post on this page if you want to see what other suggestions have been made.
If you’ve seen Showtime’s Family Business, then you know Cousin Stevie handles the distribution end of their porn business. But in this insider video, we get a peek at what happened behind the scenes at one of his all-girl video shoots. In this slightly grainy clip, we see Dillan Lauren and Ava Vincent get into a unplanned physical encounter. Hair-pulling, head slammed into a wall, thrown on the floor, elbow slams…this one really has it all.
Just click on the screen capture image to start the video.
Note – there are three lessons to learn from this one:
1. don’t throw your drink on someone and turn your back;
2. don’t have sex with people if you don’t know their name; and
3. don’t beat up someone on video if you want to avoid a lawsuit.
If you like humor and blowjobs, you may enjoy this little clip. I’m not sure what this commercial is all about, so if you can translate, please leave me a comment about it.
Click on the arrow in the center of the image to play it.
I found this long movie clip and figured you’d enjoy it. Particularly if you like [tag]webcam girls[/tag] and the Van Halen song “Beautiful Girls.”
You really should watch this one somewhere you can have your sound turned on (and up!). Click the image to start the video.
If you enjoy watching the girls in the video, I’m putting a few links to the [tag]camgirl[/tag] websites shown in the video segments below so you can check them out.