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David L. Matlock, M.D., stands poised before Rosemary Staltare’s vagina, preparing to inject her G-spot with a dense dollop of collagen that will plump it to the size of a small stack of quarters. Through an opening in a plastic speculum of his own design, the gynecologist navigates a needle into Staltare’s frontal vaginal wall, pumping it up with his “secret” variation of the substance that for years has been used to swell women’s lips. Dr. Matlock, known for his appearances on the E! channel show Dr. 90210, insists that enlarging a woman’s G-spot renders it more accessible and sensitive to the touch for a period of up to four months.

Staltare, a 33-year-old restaurant publicist who has had the $1,850 procedure twice before for free — and is getting it gratis again today in exchange for letting me watch — couldn’t agree more. “It’s like having a mini-heartbeat in my crotch,” she explains, a sensation that arouses her even during yoga and spinning classes, or when she drives along bumpy roads. During sex, Staltare says, she has volcanic, multiple orgasms “like huge waves that keep lifting me higher and higher.”

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Where the Fuck ‘s The G Spot – Six guys, five girls, four facials, three anals, one double anal, and one hell of a good time. The mythical G Spot. It’s a woman’s most sexually sensitive place and it’s located… it’s near her… it’s up around… Damn. The producers at Sin City don’t know where it is, and that’s why they made this tape. To educate ourselves, to learn just what pushes a woman’s buttons the best, and, most of all, how to find the elusive thing. They put a bunch of porn’s most overactive sluts to the challenge and asked, no, begged them to show us how it works. So they stripped down to nothing, spread their legs and guided a cock or two up their cooch and stirred it around until, voila! a g spot orgasm. You may still not know where the g spot is after watching this, but it sure is fun trying to learn about it. (see more here)

The Amazing G Spot And Female Ejaculation – Dr. Michael Perry, one of the original G Spot researchers, shows every couple the latest techniques on how to find and really drive women crazy with G Spot stimulation. See what Female Ejaculation is — and isn’t. Watch women “gush” — ejaculate — as their G Spot is triggered. New, never-before seen in-the-vagina photography proves the G Spot exists and what it looks like at orgasm! See Keisha Dominguez and Saki, two of our stars, actually experience earthshaking orgasms for the first time in their lives with G Spot stimulation. And we caught it on camera! Find out why “Mila the Gusher” earns her title. (see more here)

Thanks to one little misplaced word, it appears that people of any age can legally be married in Arkansas, with parental consent.

Lawmakers say a law passed this year would even allow infants to be married if their parents agree. And that may force the governor to call a special session to fix the mistake.

The bill’s sponsor says the legislation was intended to establish 18 as the minimum age to marry — but also let pregnant teenagers marry with parental consent. An extraneous “not” in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it.

A commission that fixes typographical and technical errors in laws had tried to correct the mistake, but a group of legislators argued that the commission went beyond its powers.

The Arkansas legislature is not scheduled to meet again until January of 2009, so without a special session, marrying infants could remain legal there for the next year or so. I’m not sure if that’s a step up or down from marrying your cousin, but then again there doesn’t seem to be anything in the law to prevent two infant cousins from marrying each other — as long as their parents say it’s okay.

If you wanted to get a great deal on great big old walrus dick bone, you missed your chance when a Beverly Hills auction sold a fossilized penis bone from an extinct walrus for just $8,000 (US), which is about half of what it was expected to bring.

The fossilized baculum, or penis bone, is from a species of walrus that became extinct 12,000 years ago. The 4 1/2 feet long bone was found preserved in permafrost in northern Siberia. The auction house said it is believed to be the largest known mammal penis fossil.

Josh Chait, director of operations for the I-M Chait Gallery, said that the buyer was the company that runs the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museums.

“We’re very pleased that it’s going to Ripley’s so that the public can have an opportunity to see it,” he said. “It’s definitely something everyone should see once in their life.”

Chait added that there were only three bidders and the contest lasted only a couple of minutes. “There’s a limited clientele for a piece like that. Not everyone’s going to want to put it on their mantel.”

The eight thousand dollar bid will cost Ripley’s ninety-six hundred dollars when auctions fees are added. Edward Meyer, vice president of exhibits and archives for Ripley’s Believe It or Not! said: “I was prepared to spend at least twice, probably three times that amount.”

“This one is considerably bigger than anything we’ve seen before. When it comes to fossils, size matters,” Meyer said.

Gotta love that size matters comment. Particularly since it sure doesn’t apply only to fossils. Click the link below for the rest of this post, which includes links to some big tits and big cocks video clips, plus a poem about the walrus’s oosik.

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We mentioned the [tag]Real Doll[/tag] here last year when we wrote about the “Doll Experience Rooms” in South Korea that provided them to their patrons. Well, now there’s a mainstream movie that features one as the lead actress.

“Lars and the Real Girl” also stars Ryan Gosling, as Lars, but the movie wouldn’t be getting so much attention without his lifeless co-star. In the film, which opens next month, Gosling plays an emotionally troubled misfit who mail-orders a [tag]Real Doll[/tag] — an anatomically correct female doll made from high grade silicon crafted over an articulated skeleton — for companionship.

Once his doll arrives, Lars introduces her to his increasingly uncomfortable family and friends, transporting his new “girlfriend” Bianca around town in a wheelchair. No one knows what to say to Lars or Bianca — because she is a life-size doll, not a real person and he is treating her as though she is alive. Lars’ family talks with a doctor who advises them to go along with his delusion. I think you can imagine what kinds of madness that might lead to.

Click the link below for the rest of this post, which includes movie details and trivia, more information about the Real Doll, plus links to movie trailers and Real Doll photo galleries.

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You have to be careful if you need to take a piss during a thunderstorm…at least if you’re in Croatia anyway. We’re saying that because Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, had his cock electrified when a bolt of lightning went through it as the motorbiker was pissing beside the road.

Djindjic suffered light burns to his chest and arms and says: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.

The good news is that the doctors believe there won’t be any lasting effects and that Ante’s cock will function normally in time. (Maybe so, but we bet it’ll be reluctant to piss outdoors again!)

A 62-year-old Alabama grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting has begun serving a two month jail sentence. Mary Clark Duncan and her daughter, Theresa Duncan, were arrested a few weeks ago after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 — or $15 each.

There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Mary Duncan’s son. No charges have been filed against the men.

Okay, maybe it’s just me, but if these two women could find men who’d fuck them at all, let alone for money, how the hell is there a victim to this crime?

Oh well, even though this was some very cheap sex, sometimes you have to ask yourself if spending a little more might be worth it. I mean, it’s 2007 and at $30 for a pair like this, you really have to consider what you’re getting for your money.

Now if you prefer your sex to be a little more visually interesting, here’s a free taboo tag team gallery from our friends at Mother Daughter Fuck.

Check out this mother/daughter pair that’s been tag teaming men for a while now, and capturing their best adventures on film to share with horny perverts everywhere. Click the photo to the left to open the gallery.

Film-maker Vincent Gallo has hit out at a movie critic who suggested he used a fake penis for a controversial sex scene in his low budget film Brown Bunny.

Gallo’s co-star – and ex-girlfriend – Chloe Sevigny (now one of the hot polygamist wives on HBO’s Big Love) performs oral sex on him during the shocking shot. Both insisted when the film was released in 2003 that the sex act was genuine.

But New York Post reviewer Frank Scheck hinted a prosthetic had been used in a recent article. He described the penis as an “appendage that may or may not have belonged to her co-star and director, Vincent Gallo.”

Gallo immediately wrote a foul-mouthed reply to the newspaper, saying: “Tell that hack to convince his mother, sister or wife to let me give it to her…and then she can report back to little Frank if she thought (it was fake).

“The Brown Bunny is an ultra-low-budget film. With that in mind, the expense to create a prosthetic that could pass on film would be well out of the film’s budget, and so far no one has come close to making such a thing pass as real…

“For example, Mark Wahlberg’s rubber (penis) was far from realistic and was only seen for a few seconds. If one wasn’t blinded by jealousy, it would be easy to tell (my) scene was real. Chloe Sevigny herself has publicly said the scene involved us performing real sex.

“Why then does Scheck promote doubt about the scene’s authentic nature? I speculate it’s because Mr. Scheck most likely has a very small, ugly penis and needs to believe that only in make-believe does anyone have one like mine!”

We haven’t been able to find a video clip of the blowjob scene to show you here, but we do know of a site where you can see the the Chloe Sevigny blowjob video. It’s a membership site, but they do have a trial membership so you can watch the video and take a look around to see what you think.