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A German bus driver threatened to throw a woman off his bus because he said she was too sexy and her cleavage was distracting him.

The passenger, 23-year-old Deborah Moscone, said she’d been sitting at the front wearing a low-cut T-shirt, when the driver stopped. He reportedly opened the door and shouted at her: “Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look in my mirror and I can’t concentrate. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus”

Deborah changed seats and later complained to the bus company, which defended their driver, saying: “The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing. A bus driver cannot be distracted because it’s a danger to the safety of all the passengers.”

You know, the traffic must be really, really bad in that part of Germany.

By the way, if you’re not driving a bus right now, you can go check out these big tits movie galleries and big tits movie free sites.

Pagans have pledged to perform “rain magic” to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol – the Cerne Abbas giant.

The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality. Many couples also believe the 180ft giant, which is carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, is an aid to fertility.

A giant 180ft Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was painted next to the well-endowed figure today in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons Movie released later this month. It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains.

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I’m not just making a play on words here. This is Nikki Knox from Toy Stuffers, and in this video she actually smokes a [tag]cigarette[/tag] with her pussy.

You can click the image to watch the video in a new small window. See for yourself as she inhales the [tag]smoke[/tag] with her pussy.

If you’d like to see more of Nikki, she has two other free videos in one of the galleries inside this free site called Dildo Stuffin’ Brunettes.

That’s the new question you’ll hear when you call to get a pizza delivered. At least it will be if Corey Wildeman has his way. That’s because his new pizza place in Winnipeg, Canada inserts pornographic pictures in the box under the pizza.

Not everyone in the Manitoba capital is happy with this idea, but it’s being done strictly by the law. Callers must be 18 or over to order from Porno Pizza, and need to show a photo I.D. before the box is handed to them by the delivery person at the door. “They have to make sure they’re selling to someone who’s of age,” lawyer Ian Berger said. “But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there’s nothing wrong with that.”

While Porno Pizza might not cross any legal lines, it did cross the comfort line for some folks, with one woman saying the woman in the photo she received was “too naked,” while another said that porn was “something I wouldn’t expect to have anything to do with pizza.” But actually what has surprised Wildeman the most since opening is the sex of the customers. “It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at the door,” he said.

The pictures that Porno Pizza sends out now are chosen at random, “It runs the full gamut. There are some that are very Playboy-esque and others which Larry Flynt would blush at,” Wildeman said, describing the photos sent out with orders. He plans to give the customer more control over the kind of photo they’ll find in their box, and hopes to build his business into a national franchise.

On July 1st, a new business opened in the quiet town of Pahrump, Nevada (about an hour from Las Vegas). What makes this interesting is that the business is a laundromat, called “Dirty Laundry,” which is owned by the Hollywood Madam herself, Heidi Fleiss.

In case you don’t remember the details (or the book or movie), Heidi made headlines in 1993 when she was 27, by being arrested for running a very upscale call girl ring. Her little black book was filled with movie industry names, along with royal figures, heads of state, politicians, sheiks and business tycoons.

Many famous people were worried that her trial would wind up making their own dirty laundry very public. But actually the only names which came out were actor Charlie Sheen and Texas billionaire businessman Robert T. Crow, who admitted to using her service. Sheen actually testified in her trial that he’d spent over $35,000 for the girls’ services. He paid using personal checks, including one for services on Christmas day.

So why is Ms. Fleiss opening a laundromat in Death Valley? Evidently it’s so she’ll have something to do to pass the time until she has approval to open a legal brothel in Pahrump. Of course, once her brothel is open, it’ll probably be nice to have somewhere to send all their dirty laundry.

Hey, I wonder if Charlie Sheen will be stopping by to leave a load with Heidi this time?

Boob jobs have become the #1 most desired graduation gift. That’s right, well, at least in Italy anyway. Breast enlargement surgery is now the most common graduation gift for Italian girls who’ve passed their secondary school exams.

It used to be that the girls wanted, and got, summer holiday vacations and automobiles. But those things have been knocked down to second and third place choices these days.

An 18 year-old from Rome, Angelica Pesce, said she’s not alone in her plans to have her breasts enlarged. Angelica has many friends who she says will also be getting boob jobs now that they’ve completed their schooling.

She said: “It’s a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years, or a holiday, which is over within a week. My new breasts will last a lifetime.”

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be interested in seeing some statistics on what the girls who ask for boob jobs are studying in school. I’m just guessing here, but I’d wager that most of them aren’t planning to do much to further their educations.

Actually, I’d bet that we’ll be seeing a few of them in hot eurosex porn videos before too long.

Durex Australia has a new ad asking if you’ve “Got what it takes to be an official [tag]condom[/tag] tester?” The company is looking for 200 testers to fill what they’re calling a “sexecutive position.”

While the position is unpaid, a Durex spokesman said it’s the world’s best job. “With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex.”

The selected testers will receive free Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner. In return, testers will have to report back on the feel and performance of the company’s products.

The condom tester positions are only available in Australia at the moment (too bad for the rest of the world for now). Would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.

“To apply, simply explain why you think you’re right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000,” says the ad on Durex website (click here to apply).