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July 15, 2007

DVD Movie Review: “Amish Daughters”

Filed under: movie reviews,pornstars,premium sites,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 7:55 am

boxcover-581-1714781.jpgAll hell breaks loose in a small Amish community when a camcorder falls from the sky and lands in the lap of Miss Marion. Convinced it is a sign from God, she and her sisters try to unravel its mystery. What they discover is a forbidden world of sex and debauchery. Controversial and shocking, Amish Daughters will shatter your perceptions of Amish women! Sure, they may be prudish and technologically impaired, but tonight, they are going to party like its 1899!

After setting up the story, a decent lookin pig-tailed blonde Melissa West gets spanked by her man until her ass reddens. Melissa then gets her muff diven into while a finger occupies fills her asshole. Melissa uses her wide mouth to smother her man’s cock and then bounces on it. She then lies sideways and then on her back to get cock infested up the crapper.

In a porn shop, the insatiable Adriana Sage sits on a swing and gets a dildo tested out on her by the owner. Adriana wraps her lips around the owners cock to show her thanks for the demo. They move back on the swing, where she gets her pussy pulverized by the owners cock. Then Adriana gets doggied for a short period. The owner sits on the swing and Adriana rides him damn good as they stay suspended until cum time.

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July 14, 2007

I Fucked My High School Teacher 3

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 4:10 am

boxcover-2845-4567393.jpg“All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!”

A review by The Whackman:

An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It’s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff—The Whackman wouldn’t of either.

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July 9, 2007

In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 9:10 am

boxcover-2886-4692378.jpgA beaver is the first thing The Whackman’s fingers will feel when sliding down her pants. Science says pussy hair’s primary purpose is to catch pheromones and emit a sexually arousing odor. The Whackman’s dick says pussy hair means “I’m home, dear”. Shaved snatch may be ok once in a while, but right now, The Whackman is In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2 fuck the shit out of!

The could-be-cute faced but out of shape Cherry Poppers starts out by sucking off two dudes. Cherry then lies on her back to get eaten out by one dude while continuing to blow the other dude. Then the dude eating her penetrates her hairy beaver while she hand jobs the other dude. She gets on all fours to get hit up from behind while she keeps her mouth full. The dudes finally switch positions and this whore gets her cherry popped by the eager dude who got the mouth treatment the whole time. Cherry combs her hairy beaver while sitting on top of one of the dudes. It is informal as they carry on conversation during the entire scene. With the right workout regimen, this tramp has potential to be cute.

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July 4, 2007

Panty World 10

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 9:10 am

boxcover-756-1715131.jpgDane Productions Panty World 10 is back again with some new dudes lusting over the smell of hot young cunt on their girlfriends panties. The Whackman may need to start collecting panties for souvenirs…

In scene 1 entitled “Dirty Laundry”, Jay Ashley masturbates with his cute trailer-trash whore looking blonde Jeanie River’s panties until he gets caught. Jeanie punishes Jay by making him her love slave. Jeanie sits on top of the washing machine and gets her tight cunt eaten out. Jay then sits on the washing machine and gets his cock slobbered on. Jeannie again sits on the washing machine to get her pussy ravished by Jay’s cock. Then the slut rides Jay before leaning over to get some doggy treatment. Good long opening scene.

In scene 2 entitled “Panties, Panties and more Panties” a combination of bra and panties graces The Whackman’s eyes. After the cute amber haired Nicol takes a shower, she joins her decent looking lesbian lover named Bobbie and the scene takes a while to develop. Bobbie sucks Nicol’s toes to set the mood; then she puts a strap-on to pleasure Nicol in a few different positions. After, Nicol licks Bobbie down and then jams a dildo back and forth up Bobbie’s twat. Bobbie’s enthusiasm is not believable and The Whackman got bored.

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June 16, 2007

Playing Cupid

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 9:10 am

boxcover-746-3437899.jpgCupid has a sister. It’s her Game. It’s her Rules. And it’s The Whackman’s lucky day. Legend’s Playing Cupid is in the mood for love! And the bitch better have an arrow for The Whackman’s heart if she knows what’s good for her. Let’s do this…

Funny nosed brunette Lola and decent looking blonde Sophie Evans go to town on some lucky dude. Lola gets eaten out first by dude while Sophie sucks him off in a triangle position. While getting doggied, Sophie pulls out a dildo to use on Lola. Then Sophie sits on Lola’s face while Lola gets some pussy pounding from dude. After, Sophie gets to ride dude while Lola sits on top of dude’s face to get munched on. All three were very efficient in a well choreographed scene.

An angelic looking blonde Bunny Love gets her cunt eaten out to begin scene 2. Bunny wraps her mouth around dude in an okay performance. She then lays on the arm of the “love seat” and gets her ass drilled, before sitting on top of dude for a sensual ride; her nice tits bounce gloriously. Bunny gets on all fours to get the continued sensual thrusting on her twat that ends in bliss.

The smashed-in face looking Asian Mia Smiles gets cupid’s dart shot at her and begins to suck a dude’s cock (who she originally wasn’t attracted to). Mia is then air-lifted by dude into a great 69. Her petite tight little cunt is then ravaged by dude while the slut lies on her back. Mia then opts to drive the stick while on top of him and does a pretty good job of working the clutch. Her bony body then gets the doggy treatment until dude releases in her mouth.

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May 8, 2007

Mind Games

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 10:10 am

Who’s to say what’s too far? Legend’s Mind Games is the story of what can go bad—nasty bad. A scintillating, elicit, and perverse confession from a clinical hypno-therapist who’s been prowling through the sexual fantasies of willing women in search of primal sex, Dr. James Frawd reveals the fantasies of his subjects.

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In scene 1, a blonde slut named Swan demands sex in a forgotten factory, so she gets doggystyled to open up the scene. Swan bounces on her man’s cock and then gets drilled in her cunt while lying on her back and after, her side. Although it looked like the chemistry was good, the lighting and resolution is terrible—making it hard for The Whackman to enjoy the scene.

Scene 2 has a stunning vixen Harley Raine getting her pussy filled by a willing participant. After doggystyle, Harley spreads her legs to take the cock into the depths of her cunt. Harley then sits on dude’s cock, but it doesn’t look like the chemistry is there and all that she cares about is a paycheck. Again, the resolution (which will probably be a recurring theme) doesn’t help.

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January 31, 2007

“Dark Bitch” – smoking video

Filed under: movie reviews,premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 7:11 am
If you like hot kinky girls who [tag]smoke[/tag] cigarettes, then “Dark Bitch” is definitely a video for you. In fact, it’s more than fetish and kinks as she shows you her strange ways. She smokes and then inflicts pain on her tongue with the burning cigarette. She dares you to come closer and even shows you her pussy but then ashes her [tag]cigarette[/tag] in the beautiful pink gash. She smokes with her feet and proves that she can shock you by stubbing out the cigarette on her tongue.

You can click the image to play a short clip from the video.

If you’d like to download this entire movie, you can get “Dark Bitch” here.

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