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We mentioned the [tag]Real Doll[/tag] here last year when we wrote about the “Doll Experience Rooms” in South Korea that provided them to their patrons. Well, now there’s a mainstream movie that features one as the lead actress.

“Lars and the Real Girl” also stars Ryan Gosling, as Lars, but the movie wouldn’t be getting so much attention without his lifeless co-star. In the film, which opens next month, Gosling plays an emotionally troubled misfit who mail-orders a [tag]Real Doll[/tag] — an anatomically correct female doll made from high grade silicon crafted over an articulated skeleton — for companionship.

Once his doll arrives, Lars introduces her to his increasingly uncomfortable family and friends, transporting his new “girlfriend” Bianca around town in a wheelchair. No one knows what to say to Lars or Bianca — because she is a life-size doll, not a real person and he is treating her as though she is alive. Lars’ family talks with a doctor who advises them to go along with his delusion. I think you can imagine what kinds of madness that might lead to.

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Ten tramps to stroke The Whackman dry. These sluts love to stroke a big, hard cock until it explodes in their faces, on their tits, all over their pussies, and even their feet. So The Whackman is going to lie back and let these whores wrap their Killer Grip around The Whackman’s shaft until it’s checkout time.

Dirty blonde Victoria starts out in a tan maid’s uniform. She hikes up the skirt and diddles herself softly before moving in and wiping down a table in front of Clark. Victoria then helps his cock out of his pants and starts stroking it. She gives him a little spit to help him out, and after a bit climbs up on the couch above him to stroke him with her feet. Victoria takes things into her hands one last time to stroke Clark onto his stomach and her stocking-clad foot. She lifts her foot up to her mouth and licks Clark’s cum off it.

Dark haired Electra works on her backyard archery. When Renato sees her having problems, he examines her hand and lets her know she needs to exercise it more. Electra’s eager to start and runs her hands down Renato to free his cock. She strokes it with a smile on her face as she works her eyes between Renato and the camera. Renato comes prepared and pours a little lube down on his cock while Electra strokes him until he lets go with an impressive ball blast on her nice little rack.

Brunette Monica is making breakfast when Richard interrupts her and lets her know that it’s [tag]handjob[/tag] time. She slides his pants down to get at his cock right away. She strokes him a little before reaching back for a couple handfuls of the eggs she was beating to lube him up. Monica moves up to the counter and strokes him with her feet. Richard sucks on her toes before she strokes him with her hand again. She mixes it up between her hand and feet until Richard pops on her hands.

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What’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The Whackman elaborate? When it’s on then – let’s do the damn thang…

Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.

The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.

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The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. The Whackman has the pleasure of meeting moms who love two things—money and sex. It doesn’t get any better than this. Let’s see if they are all talk, or if they can actually walk the walk. It’s MILF Money 3.

Anorexic brunette Brandi leans over to suck Scott’s cock and then lets him warm her up orally in return. They get into missionary style before Brandi rides him in both cowgirls. She turns around so Scott can fuck her like a dog and even spoons him before taking a nice facial.

Twenty two year old bottle blonde Lexi strips down for Rod. He encourages her to play with her pussy while she sucks his cock. He goes straight to fucking Lexi missionary style before letting Lexi ride him reverse cowgirl style. He pulls for Lexi to pussy fart and to admire her gape before they go back for more missionary work. Rod facializes Lexi.

Dino whips out his cock for Tara to work her tongue and mouth around. Dino tongues her twat in return before letting her slide it over his cock reverse cowgirl style. They go from cowgirl to doggy and end in missionary before Dino gives Tara a light load across her mouth. She goes after it with her tongue and strokes him in an attempt to taste every drop he puts out.

Bottle blonde Trinity goes right to sucking Rob before lying back and letting him tongue her brunette pussy as she plays with her tits. Rob moves up to plug her missionary style while she swears at him to get him to give her more—he grabs her neck. Trinity rides him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her from behind. She lies back for some pile driving before letting Rob cum all over her face.

MILF Money 3 provides a nice age range of [tag]milfs[/tag] throughout the flick. The whores all do a good job through the movie as they start every scene off in a fun fashion, and at the same time start the sex out at a little higher level by giving The Whackman a feel for the tramp before she gets to work. 6 juicy loads were fired off in a pretty good milf flick. Check out some scenes from the movie here.

Tonight, Pimp Daddy returns to teach a career woman how to maximize her earning potential as a trick-ass ho. The Whackman is hoping for a heart-warming and inspirational performance because heaven ain’t nothing but bitches and money. Let’s dip into Pimped By An Angel 2.

Friday, a cute, full figured blonde, walks over to Joel and exposes her large breasts. Joel sucks on them and squeezes her butt. Friday gets on her knees and starts to suck his cock. Joel then titty fucks her while she’s sucking him off. She continues on his cock while standing. Friday gets on her back while Joel for Joel to eat her out. They then get into some sideways action before moving into anal sex in reverse cowgirl. Friday then gets on her knees on a chair for some doggy anal. Joel squirts on her ass and tells her he is still going to go with the other offer.

Kendra Jade is a busty brunette with a great body. She’s on her knees in a bedroom giving dude some great ball and dick licking and using a lot of saliva. She sits on the bed to get her tits fucked, then lays back so he can taste her shaved twat. Kendra gets on her side for some pussy pounding. They move to some missionary where the guy keeps drilling away. Kendra gets the continued pulverizing from behind before taking a load on her tits.

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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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Cameltoe Perversions 2 has The Whackman staring at them tightly pulled panties. There’s something sexy about a girl with shorts and panties pulled just a bit too tight where The Whackman can see the total outline of a her sexy femininity. This phenomenon is affectionately known as a ‘camel toe’ because quite frankly, the outline often looks similar to a certain hoofed animal. Let’s do this…

Rick rides his bike to Lauren’s Camel Toe Car Wash. She works over Rick’s bike, as well as herself, with her soapy sponge and the hose. Rick watches before succumbing to the allure of Lauren’s plump posterior. He grabs it before letting his mouth journey around her great body. Lauren guides Rick to the couch inside where he continues to munch on her muff before. They trade places so his cock can explore her throat. Lauren then bounces on his bone reverse cowgirl style before turning around for some doggy treatment. Her ass gets speared missionary style before some anal pile driving. Rick gives her a light facial. 

Brandon, The Cameltoe Hunter, stumbles upon beautiful dark haired Nikki Loren on her back patio diddling herself and showing off her camel toe. He thinks about shooting it, but instead decides to examine the camel toe up close. He eats Nikki through her panties, and as she straddles his face Nikki plays with Brandon’s cock through his shorts. They go inside where Brandon admires her meaty ass before she sucks his cock. Nikki lays back for some missionary before mixing in a little oral for each of them. Brandon rails Nikki from behind and pile drives her cunt. They finish up in missionary before Brandon gives Nikki a creamy facial.

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