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Porn star Mary Carey has dropped out of the California governor’s race to be with her injured mother, who has been hospitalized in Florida since jumping off a four-story building last month.

Carey, who starred in adult films such as “Boobsville Sorority Girls,” “Cheerleader School” and others, gained worldwide fame with her campaign against Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. She was running as a write-in candidate in 2006 because she could not collect enough signatures to be on the November ballot, but the porn star said she has not abandoned her political ambitions.

Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party’s write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters will eventually focus on her platform. “It started out as a joke, but it blew up into something huge,” said Nall, a 32-year-old with dyed blond hair.

Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: “More of these boobs.” Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley — and the words: “And less of these boobs.”

Her Web site has a cartoon of someone stuffing bills down the front of her low-cut top. And for $50 donation she apparently offers to show a cartoon of herself flashing her breasts.

Candi is one of those sweet southern housewives who still giggles when you explode on her face.

In this great gallery collection, you can see Candi in photos and video clips as she shaves her pubes. (click the photo to open the gallery page)
Her husband likes watching her get all pink and smooth, and by the time she’s done [tag]shaving[/tag], he’s ready to soak her face. And that’s exactly what he does in the video clips.

Oh yeah, that’s where you can hear her giggles too.

Candi shaved slick and splattered gallery (definitely not on the Waffle House menu)

More of “Cum on Candi” at her website here

The London Review of Books has what’s been called the world’s funniest lonely-hearts columns. There’s now a book featuring some of the best and most absurd ads they’ve published since they began the column in 1998. Below is a sample of the kinds of ads you’ll find in the book.

‘They call me Naughty Lola. Run-of-the-mill beardy physicist (M, 46).’

‘I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out and covered in too much tahini. Before long I’ll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you’re the perfect complement to a perfect evening. Man, 32, rarely produces winning metaphors.’

(click to read more…)

Tito Ortiz, champion Utimate Fighter, told the Marine Corps that if he can’t bring Jenna Jameson, his pornstar girlfriend, he won’t be attending the ceremony to honor him at the ball to celebrate the Marine Corps’ birthday.

Fans of the Utimate Fighter can still look forward to seeing Tito and Jenna with the Marines when their Miramar, Calif. base hosts a UFC fight night which will be broadcast on Spike TV.

Here’s something you won’t be able to spend $100 on to buy for your kids. At least not since Tesco was forced to have this “toy” pulled from the toys and games section of their website.

Tesco was accused of “destroying children’s innocence” after the kit was discovered in the toy section by a mother searching for Christmas gifts for her 10 and 11 year old daughters. Evidently she was surprised to see sales copy saying:

“Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars.”

The kit includes a chrome pole that extends to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

Family Focus, a group opposed to the kit, said that “Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol… This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children.”

Tesco today agreed to remove the product from the Toy section of the site, but said it will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory.

Now I’m not saying that kit should be sold to children, but I will say that if you start practicing early enough you can avoid what happens in the video above. Some strippers are too young, and some are just too drunk. Click the start button to take a look.

If you like the Halloween season as much as we do, we hope you’ll enjoy this special Halloween free site we have for you.

Click on the image to the left to visit the Adults-Only Halloween site, where you’ll find a nice collection of spooky sex stories, some strange and weird photos and images, some Halloween jokes and humor, plus a kinky tarot card reader and a bdsm horoscope generator.

Everything there is free, so you can give the address to all of your kinkier friends.

Let this serve as a reminder for everyone climbing up on their roofs this holiday season, it can be a dangerous place to slip if you’re holding a pneumatic nail gun.

That’s a lesson that August Voegl learned when he tripped and accidentally fired a four-inch nail through his left testicle and into the roof where he was working.

He couldn’t pull the nail out of the roof, nor could he pull himself off the nail. (Talk about not being able to get off!) An emergency medical team had to be called in to separate the two of them and airlift him to a hospital where he’s recovering following surgery.