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a twisted and humorous look at sex, pornography, and the world in general
October 30, 2007
If you’ve been using our video-on-demand theater to watch streaming XXX movies and to dowload the full adult DVDs you want to own — or even if you’ve never visited yet — you’ll appreciate the new search function now available there.
With the updated search box on the theater pages you can search by the movie’s title, or by the pornstar names, or find movies by a particular director or from particular studios whose work you like.
And now a powerful new option will also let you search using keywords that appear anywhere in the descriptions of the movies. So even if you have no idea what the movie is called or who’s in it or who released it, you can just enter what you want to see in the description field or use the ‘advanced search’ link to help build your searches.
Come check out the video-on-demand theater here.
October 16, 2007
It’s a celebration of orgasmic oral action as one girl after another gets put to the test and graded on her ability to take the hottest oral exam that has ever been recorded. Have some tissues handy because these bitches have got it going on and poppin right Down Your Throat 2.
Nikky gets it on with the photographer during a photo shoot. She reaches for his fly and lets him play with her pussy and lick it while she plays with her holes. Nikky moves on to suck his cock, and takes him down her throat a few times. She even mixes in a bit of titty fucking before taking a great facial.
Black Diamond serves a drink to a couple of guys. As soon as she sets their glasses down she comes around the guys to give them some oral attention. She drops to her knees soon after to suck each of the guys, and even takes them into her throat a bit. She finishes things up with a facial from each of the guys.
Liz jumps rope in the living room until her boyfriend calls her over and gives her something better to do. They undress and he gives her nice natural nipples a few kisses before she drops to her knees to take care of him. She energetically sucks him until he explodes all over her face.
Check out some scenes from Down Your Throat 2 here. (click to read more…)
October 10, 2007
Oh yeah! Cheating Housewives 3 means even more infidelity on SmashteriaLane! The Whackman is going to watch these scandalous married sluts get their pussies pounded and butts banged deep and hard! Treat yourself while they cheat themselves…
The smoking hot Lisa Ann starts things out chatting with a friend on the phone. Her call is interrupted by Ben calling her to “cum over.” They kiss outside before heading inside where Ben works his way around her big fat titties. He slides down her low riders and panties so he can lick and rub her pussy. Then Lisa drops down to suck his cock; he lies down on the staircase and she rides him reverse cowgirl style. Lisa turns to the side and rides Ben sidesaddle before he stands up and nails her from behind. She rides him cowgirl style before Ben picks her up, fucks her in midair, and then down to missionary as he lies her back on the stairs. Lisa sucks Ben to a nice facial.
Sascha chats with bottle blonde Donna about Lisa’s cheating. They start kissing on the couch, with Donna making a comment about showing her hubby the video. They keep kissing as Sascha helps Donna out of her black suit and striped white shirt. She slides off her skirt and works on his cock orally. Donna takes it all the way down her throat with the help of plenty of spit before turning around for some doggystyle. She throats his cock again before riding him in both cowgirls. Sascha picks her up to bounce her on his cock in midair before lying her back down and fucking her missionary style. Sascha pulls out and lets Donna fill her mouth with his warm protein.
Check out some scenes from the DVD here. (click to read more…)
October 6, 2007
These girls are going back to school to catch up on a few things they missed the first time around, only this time they’re one hundred pounds heavier and one hundred times sluttier! They can’t read or write, but can they suck and fuck? – that’s the kind of participation that will get them straight A’s. Chunky School Girls 4 is in session…
Blonde Shannon finds Dino napping on the couch. She tells him that she brought him an apple for helping her pass her French test – the apple doesn’t have a core as Shannon tells him that she sucked the core out of it. He drops his pants for Shannon to enthusiastically suck. Dino slides the apple around his cock as Shannon sucks him, and she can’t resist biting a little away to get more cock. She strips down to show a set of big fat titties before bending over and letting Dino fuck her from behind. She cries out for him to teach her Italian as he fucks her from behind before letting Shannon bounce on his bone reverse cowgirl style. Dino spoons Shannon and then finishes things up giving her a decent facial. After he’s done, he slides the apple back over his cock and lets her have a few bites.
Brunette Lisa lets Steve know that she’d like to come back to school and learn French after fucking and sucking her way through life so far. Steve thinks about it a moment before pulling his shirt up to reveal a hard cock and telling her that he’d rather just fuck her. As soon as Lisa finds out that he’ll give her an “A” for her efforts, she bends over and sees how many times she can take his cock into her throat.
Check out some scenes from the movie here. (click to read more…)
October 2, 2007
Ten tramps to stroke The Whackman dry. These sluts love to stroke a big, hard cock until it explodes in their faces, on their tits, all over their pussies, and even their feet. So The Whackman is going to lie back and let these whores wrap their Killer Grip around The Whackman’s shaft until it’s checkout time.
Dirty blonde Victoria starts out in a tan maid’s uniform. She hikes up the skirt and diddles herself softly before moving in and wiping down a table in front of Clark. Victoria then helps his cock out of his pants and starts stroking it. She gives him a little spit to help him out, and after a bit climbs up on the couch above him to stroke him with her feet. Victoria takes things into her hands one last time to stroke Clark onto his stomach and her stocking-clad foot. She lifts her foot up to her mouth and licks Clark’s cum off it.
Dark haired Electra works on her backyard archery. When Renato sees her having problems, he examines her hand and lets her know she needs to exercise it more. Electra’s eager to start and runs her hands down Renato to free his cock. She strokes it with a smile on her face as she works her eyes between Renato and the camera. Renato comes prepared and pours a little lube down on his cock while Electra strokes him until he lets go with an impressive ball blast on her nice little rack.
Brunette Monica is making breakfast when Richard interrupts her and lets her know that it’s [tag]handjob[/tag] time. She slides his pants down to get at his cock right away. She strokes him a little before reaching back for a couple handfuls of the eggs she was beating to lube him up. Monica moves up to the counter and strokes him with her feet. Richard sucks on her toes before she strokes him with her hand again. She mixes it up between her hand and feet until Richard pops on her hands.
Check out some scenes from the movie here. (click to read more…)
September 27, 2007
What’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The Whackman elaborate? When it’s on then – let’s do the damn thang…
Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.
The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.
Check out some scenes from All About Ass 11 here. (click to read more…)
September 22, 2007
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. The Whackman has the pleasure of meeting moms who love two things—money and sex. It doesn’t get any better than this. Let’s see if they are all talk, or if they can actually walk the walk. It’s MILF Money 3.
Anorexic brunette Brandi leans over to suck Scott’s cock and then lets him warm her up orally in return. They get into missionary style before Brandi rides him in both cowgirls. She turns around so Scott can fuck her like a dog and even spoons him before taking a nice facial.
Twenty two year old bottle blonde Lexi strips down for Rod. He encourages her to play with her pussy while she sucks his cock. He goes straight to fucking Lexi missionary style before letting Lexi ride him reverse cowgirl style. He pulls for Lexi to pussy fart and to admire her gape before they go back for more missionary work. Rod facializes Lexi.
Dino whips out his cock for Tara to work her tongue and mouth around. Dino tongues her twat in return before letting her slide it over his cock reverse cowgirl style. They go from cowgirl to doggy and end in missionary before Dino gives Tara a light load across her mouth. She goes after it with her tongue and strokes him in an attempt to taste every drop he puts out.
Bottle blonde Trinity goes right to sucking Rob before lying back and letting him tongue her brunette pussy as she plays with her tits. Rob moves up to plug her missionary style while she swears at him to get him to give her more—he grabs her neck. Trinity rides him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her from behind. She lies back for some pile driving before letting Rob cum all over her face.
MILF Money 3 provides a nice age range of [tag]milfs[/tag] throughout the flick. The whores all do a good job through the movie as they start every scene off in a fun fashion, and at the same time start the sex out at a little higher level by giving The Whackman a feel for the tramp before she gets to work. 6 juicy loads were fired off in a pretty good milf flick. Check out some scenes from the movie here.
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