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The Whackman is cordially invited to go on Legend’s Blind Date with a couple of different whores. With Tera Patrick blindfolded on the cover, this is going to be an eager anticipation. Skip the wine and dining and let’s take this shit straight to the bedroom.

The gorgeous covergirl Sadie Jordan, better known to The Whackman as Tera “motherfuckin” Patrick, gets her knockers and juicy twat licked by her man. Sadie then wraps her luscious lips around her man’s cock oh so well. She is roughly thrusted from underneath at a pace The Whackman can appreciate. Then, Sadie turns around and gets on her knees to take the continued pulverizing doggystyle. She lies on her back and takes her man to the promise land.

A fuckable schoolgirl looking chick named Gia sensually goes down on her no-strings-attached fuck buddy. They continue their oral exam in the 69. Gia then gets drilled with cock while lying on her back. She gets on all fours to get the dickin from behind. Then, its reverse cowgirl and she pounces in a “making love” type of fashion…it looked more like a love scene than a one-nite-stander.

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Every Pimp Dies… Not Every Pimp Lives. Given a second chance by the O.G. in the sky, Mac Daddy returns to Earth as an angel… destined to pimp worldly ho’s for all of eternity. Pimped by an Angel 3 chronicles the afterlife of a young pimp shot down in his prime. This is his story, bizniatches!

Dressed in all pink (with even a pink wig to match), the gorgeous Hannah Harper and Asian slut Mia Smiles go downtown on a pimp at a bar for all to see. After sharing dude’s cock in their mouths, Hannah sits on Mia’s face while dude eats out Mia. Then Mia reclines on dude’s face while Hannah rides his cock. Mia gets doggystyled while shoving a huge dildo into Hannah and the beautiful moaning is heating up The Whackman. Hannah lies on her back to get her pussy thrusted by dude, while Mia dildo’s herself and all is well that end’s well. Great opening scene.

A brunette angel named Venus deep throats the hell out of a cock. She then gets her cunt and ass fingered and eaten. Finally, 10 minutes into the scene, Venus bounces wildly on dude’s cock and let The Whackman tell you—this bitch likes it fucking rough and hard. Dude keeps up the fast pace when turning Venus around and putting her on all fours. Venus then invited his cock into her ass while she made her knees touch her shoulders. Venus gets a pass to The Whackman’s bed anytime she needs some good roughneck lovin.

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The rhythm is in the women. The blue is for how your balls felt before watching these whores. These extremely horny honies get rammed, jammed, and fucked into oblivion. These sluts fuck and move with the Rhythms In Blue. Let’s dance…

In scene 1, the succulent blonde Tracy (Ava Vincent) gets her neatly trimmed muff tongued down. Tracy devours her man’s cock to return the favor; and then she lies on her back to get thrusted in her pussy with some cock. She is then uppercutted from underneath before getting on her hands and knees to get the doggy treatment. Tracy was in lazy mode as dude did all the work.

In scene 2, the captivating blonde Marcia (Alexandra Silk) goes down on her musician bad boy. Marcia lifts up her summer dress and her man sees she has no panties on, so he feasts on her twat while fingering it. Marcia is then pounded missionary style on the couch and her dirty, confident mouth turns The Whackman on. She is then doggystyled for a good while and then sidewayed in her cunt until she takes a chin shot.

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Simone is a cute, petite woman who showcases her slim body while dressed in white stockings and garter belt. Her long dark hair accentuates her tan skin and pert nipples. She is a darling, but she is not innocent.

Simone begins this clip by taking off her panties and showing you what her friend Rob is about to partake of. Namely, her tight, sweet pussy. She has no problem fingering herself as she gazes into the camera for you, inviting you to join her. Once she has herself wet, she slips over to Rob and the firework begin.With Rob's curved cock staring her in the face, Simone gets on her knees and takes him into her adorable mouth. This little cutie knows how to please a man, and when she gags on his huge member, Rob gives her a little help by holding her head still as he fucks her mouth.

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All hell breaks loose in a small Amish community when a camcorder falls from the sky and lands in the lap of Miss Marion. Convinced it is a sign from God, she and her sisters try to unravel its mystery. What they discover is a forbidden world of sex and debauchery. Controversial and shocking, Amish Daughters will shatter your perceptions of Amish women! Sure, they may be prudish and technologically impaired, but tonight, they are going to party like its 1899!

After setting up the story, a decent lookin pig-tailed blonde Melissa West gets spanked by her man until her ass reddens. Melissa then gets her muff diven into while a finger occupies fills her asshole. Melissa uses her wide mouth to smother her man’s cock and then bounces on it. She then lies sideways and then on her back to get cock infested up the crapper.

In a porn shop, the insatiable Adriana Sage sits on a swing and gets a dildo tested out on her by the owner. Adriana wraps her lips around the owners cock to show her thanks for the demo. They move back on the swing, where she gets her pussy pulverized by the owners cock. Then Adriana gets doggied for a short period. The owner sits on the swing and Adriana rides him damn good as they stay suspended until cum time.

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I’m not just making a play on words here. This is Nikki Knox from Toy Stuffers, and in this video she actually smokes a [tag]cigarette[/tag] with her pussy.

You can click the image to watch the video in a new small window. See for yourself as she inhales the [tag]smoke[/tag] with her pussy.

If you’d like to see more of Nikki, she has two other free videos in one of the galleries inside this free site called Dildo Stuffin’ Brunettes.

“All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!”

A review by The Whackman:

An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It’s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff—The Whackman wouldn’t of either.

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