A teacher inadvertently used an [tag]x-rated[/tag] font for the cover of a third-grade spelling curriculum handed out to parents during an open house at the Pine Tree Elementary School in New York. Evidently the teacher thought that a font which used stick figures to form the letters of the alphabet would be a nice touch, but never looked closely enough to notice exactly how those stick figures were touching each other. In this case, the font uses male and female stick figures in various [tag]kinky[/tag] sexual positions to make the shapes of the letters.
We don’t have a copy of the handout that got the parents all worked up, but below are links to a few animated stick figures you may enjoy.
Naughty Schoolgirl ~ Albino Passion ~ A good Whipping ~ Harley Sex ~ Pornography Enjoyer ~ Help the Handicapped ~ Hamster Dance
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The Seoul Sex Education Expo had heavily advertised the hot foreign women in steamy underwear, [tag]striptease[/tag] acts and sex seminars. But unfortunately, attendees had to settle for sex toys, lotions and audiovisual material.
Oh, the hot foreign models were ready to come perform at the show. No problem there at all. But the Korean immigration officials warned them that they’d be deported if they performed without performance visas. Usually they’d just have flown in on tourist visas, but that wasn’t good enough for the civic groups who pressured the Korean authorities to act like assholes and keep the models out of the country.
Road trip? Definitely not with this guy! Rescuers who pulled an unconscious driver who’d crashed into a bus from his car discovered that not only wasn’t he wearing his pants but he also had a vacuum pump on his dick.
Police in the Slovak town of Levice said they’d never before investigated an accident involving a half-naked unconscious driver and a [tag]penis pump[/tag]. Just one more benefit of a global free market economy I guess.
Teachers, schoolgirls and librarians, all taking off their clothes. What could be better than that? How about hot [tag]Las Vegas[/tag] [tag]strippers[/tag] dressed up in those outfits for a back-to-school fund-raiser called “Detention.”
Performers at Scores Las Vegas, a [tag]gentlemen’s club[/tag], peeled out of their clothes and offered lap dances to customers, to support the local school district. Scores also matched patrons donations on a dollar-for-dollar basis. Money raised will be used to provide new or gently used materials, supplies and computers to Clark County teachers for free or little cost.
Maybe it’s just me, but I like the subtle irony of strippers working hard to make sure someone gets an education.
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The older cultures sometimes have the best traditions. Lots of cultures believe that the more people who attend someone’s funeral, the more important or honored that person must have been in life. Well, in China they have a way to guarantee a good turnout at a funeral: they use [tag]strippers[/tag]!
That’s right, they use naked dancing girls to attract more “mourners” to the funeral. Wealthy families often hire several strippers, and sometimes more than one group of strippers are employed, to ensure an even bigger crowd.
Wonder how I found out about this? I heard about it because the dickless wonders who run mainland China have now banned the traditional practice. They even arrested the people who run five of the stripper troupes for “obscene performances.”
Fucking uptight bureaucratic assholes.
Fortunately in Taiwan, which is free from mainland control–and I hope they stay that way, the traditions are still honored. In fact, together with the explicit strippers, the funerals often include hardcore remarks made about the virility of the deceased. Hell, they even use strippers in temples to express gratitude for lottery winnings!
So my advice for you today is, if you have to die and be buried in China, make sure you’re in Taiwan when you kick.
