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This image is from an article that was originally published on May 13th, 1955 in Housekeeping Monthly. You can click the image to open a small window where you can see and read the full article.

The article has a nice collection of what used to be just good common sense advice given to wives back in what’s sometimes referred to as “the good old days.” And if you click the image and read some of the advice, I doubt you’ll have any trouble at all guessing who calls it that.

To the women out there: I congratulate you on your hard-won freedoms…and I really do hope you’re happy with them.

And to all the men: okay guys, can anyone with even one of your balls left tell me how the hell we went and fucked up a sweet deal like that was?

Whether you want to improve your own technique or have someone else in mind who you’d like to see improve theirs, the Hand Job Advice website will be a treasure trove. The site has a nice collection of free videos, each one focused on a particular stroke which is identified by its nickname. For example, the sample video here shows a [tag]handjob[/tag] stroke called the “Never Ending Tunnel (just click the video to start it).

There are twenty other free videos on the site, which show how to do things like the The Shocker, the Wild Butterfly, the Washing Machine, Milking The Bull, the 2 Finger Corkscrew, Starting A Fire, the Doorknob, the Palm Lick, the Fakie Hand Job, the Switch Hitter, the Pancake, the Flattener, the Ping-Pong, the Healing Stroke, the Slippy Grippy, the Headless Hand Job, the Squeezing Ring, the 2 Handed Slammer, the Swizzle Stick, and the Over-Under. You’ll also find advice on sensitive areas, how firm to grip, plus lubes to use and lube lessons. Check out Hand Job Advice and learn how to give a fantastic hand job.

In New Delhi there’s a man who wants his dick cut off. No, he’s not trying to get a sex change operation. And no, he’s not mad at his dick for some reason. It’s just that he has two of them and thinks he needs to lose one if he wants to ever marry and have a normal sexual life.

Okay, so instead of pursuing a very lucrative life as a porn star, this 24-year-old double-dick man checked himself into a hospital and requested surgical removal of one of his dicks. Hey, I’m serious about the pornstar career he’s passing up. Imagine the scenes of surprising [tag]double-penetration[/tag]: she knows he’s the only guy in the room and she knows his cock is in her pussy and both his hands are on her tits, so what the hell is that pushing its way into her ass?

The doctors commented that the surgery is challenging because both dicks are fully-functional and well-formed. Thinking about this for a minute, even without going into porn, I bet this guy could find plenty of women (and men) who wouldn’t think two cocks were too many.

Can’t you just hear him at the bar saying “Actually, I have 12 inches hanging between my legs. Of course that’s split between my two cocks.” I doubt this guy would ever have to pay for a drink or go home alone if he didn’t want to…and he chooses surgery.

Well, there’s still hope for those who’d love to find a double-dick man. The rare medical condition is called penile duplication or diphallus, and occurs among one in 5.5 million men. There are about 100 reported cases worldwide right now, so get out there and start looking.

(Note: In a completely unrelated story, last year a German biker’s wife filed for divorce after he showed her the results of his surgery in which doctors had attached a second penis.)

— image above is from the Double Cock Sex article at SexTutor.com (check them out).

Each week the readers on the [tag]Sugasm[/tag] blog site vote on their favorite selected posts from other blogs, and a new list is published each Monday. One of the XLog posts is part of this week’s list, so I thought you might like to take a look at some of the other links they picked.

Top Voted Posts
Skinny Dipping (http://thehiddensides.blogspot.com)
Pretend Forest (http://xantasia.blogspot.com)
Why I’m Happy With “The Cleavage Situation” (http://lustylady.blogspot.com)

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Brian Griffin on Porn (http://sugarbank.com)

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Self Love – Njoy (http://nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)

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Yesterday the World Strip Poker Championship began at the Cafe Royal in central London, with around 200 seated to play “No Limit Texas Hold ’em.” Irish bookmaker Paddy Power organized the event following up on an April Fool’s spoof that generated tremendous interest in actually holding the event. Both male and female players, and from 12 different countries, are competing to keep their clothes on and walk away with the 10,000 pound prize, a Gold Fig Leaf trophy and the title of World [tag]Strip Poker[/tag] Champion. The winner also gets free entry into the 2007 Paddy Power Irish Poker Open, which will have prizes of over one million pounds.

If you weren’t there this weekend (like me), you missed out on Hong Kong’s latest film festival. And this one might have been worth going to. No kung-fu movies this time, this was all ‘me-fuck-you’ films.

Actually that’s not completely true. But the festival was all films about prostitutes, told by the [tag]prostitutes[/tag] themselves. Evidently the idea is to combat some of the stereotypes found in mainstream movies. Not all prostitutes are victims or predators, and the nine films shown during the festival were chosen for their portrayals of the day-to-day lives of some of these [tag]sex workers[/tag].

An ironic twist is that while prostitution is not illegal in Hong Kong, it was illegal to hold this festival without proper licensing, which was demanded with a few days notice and which could easily have been denied to them.

The good news is that the organizers were smart enough to get around the permit requirement at the last minute by making it a private, members-only activity. Ticket buyers just had to join Zi Teng, the local sex workers support group.

Nice, you leave with a ticket stub, a program guide, AND membership in a Hong Kong Sex Workers group. See, I told you this one might have been worth going to.