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You have to be careful if you need to take a piss during a thunderstorm…at least if you’re in Croatia anyway. We’re saying that because Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, had his cock electrified when a bolt of lightning went through it as the motorbiker was pissing beside the road.

Djindjic suffered light burns to his chest and arms and says: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.

The good news is that the doctors believe there won’t be any lasting effects and that Ante’s cock will function normally in time. (Maybe so, but we bet it’ll be reluctant to piss outdoors again!)

What’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The Whackman elaborate? When it’s on then – let’s do the damn thang…

Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.

The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.

Check out some scenes from All About Ass 11 here. (click to read more…)

A 62-year-old Alabama grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting has begun serving a two month jail sentence. Mary Clark Duncan and her daughter, Theresa Duncan, were arrested a few weeks ago after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 — or $15 each.

There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Mary Duncan’s son. No charges have been filed against the men.

Okay, maybe it’s just me, but if these two women could find men who’d fuck them at all, let alone for money, how the hell is there a victim to this crime?

Oh well, even though this was some very cheap sex, sometimes you have to ask yourself if spending a little more might be worth it. I mean, it’s 2007 and at $30 for a pair like this, you really have to consider what you’re getting for your money.

Now if you prefer your sex to be a little more visually interesting, here’s a free taboo tag team gallery from our friends at Mother Daughter Fuck.

Check out this mother/daughter pair that’s been tag teaming men for a while now, and capturing their best adventures on film to share with horny perverts everywhere. Click the photo to the left to open the gallery.

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. The Whackman has the pleasure of meeting moms who love two things—money and sex. It doesn’t get any better than this. Let’s see if they are all talk, or if they can actually walk the walk. It’s MILF Money 3.

Anorexic brunette Brandi leans over to suck Scott’s cock and then lets him warm her up orally in return. They get into missionary style before Brandi rides him in both cowgirls. She turns around so Scott can fuck her like a dog and even spoons him before taking a nice facial.

Twenty two year old bottle blonde Lexi strips down for Rod. He encourages her to play with her pussy while she sucks his cock. He goes straight to fucking Lexi missionary style before letting Lexi ride him reverse cowgirl style. He pulls for Lexi to pussy fart and to admire her gape before they go back for more missionary work. Rod facializes Lexi.

Dino whips out his cock for Tara to work her tongue and mouth around. Dino tongues her twat in return before letting her slide it over his cock reverse cowgirl style. They go from cowgirl to doggy and end in missionary before Dino gives Tara a light load across her mouth. She goes after it with her tongue and strokes him in an attempt to taste every drop he puts out.

Bottle blonde Trinity goes right to sucking Rob before lying back and letting him tongue her brunette pussy as she plays with her tits. Rob moves up to plug her missionary style while she swears at him to get him to give her more—he grabs her neck. Trinity rides him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her from behind. She lies back for some pile driving before letting Rob cum all over her face.

MILF Money 3 provides a nice age range of [tag]milfs[/tag] throughout the flick. The whores all do a good job through the movie as they start every scene off in a fun fashion, and at the same time start the sex out at a little higher level by giving The Whackman a feel for the tramp before she gets to work. 6 juicy loads were fired off in a pretty good milf flick. Check out some scenes from the movie here.

Film-maker Vincent Gallo has hit out at a movie critic who suggested he used a fake penis for a controversial sex scene in his low budget film Brown Bunny.

Gallo’s co-star – and ex-girlfriend – Chloe Sevigny (now one of the hot polygamist wives on HBO’s Big Love) performs oral sex on him during the shocking shot. Both insisted when the film was released in 2003 that the sex act was genuine.

But New York Post reviewer Frank Scheck hinted a prosthetic had been used in a recent article. He described the penis as an “appendage that may or may not have belonged to her co-star and director, Vincent Gallo.”

Gallo immediately wrote a foul-mouthed reply to the newspaper, saying: “Tell that hack to convince his mother, sister or wife to let me give it to her…and then she can report back to little Frank if she thought (it was fake).

“The Brown Bunny is an ultra-low-budget film. With that in mind, the expense to create a prosthetic that could pass on film would be well out of the film’s budget, and so far no one has come close to making such a thing pass as real…

“For example, Mark Wahlberg’s rubber (penis) was far from realistic and was only seen for a few seconds. If one wasn’t blinded by jealousy, it would be easy to tell (my) scene was real. Chloe Sevigny herself has publicly said the scene involved us performing real sex.

“Why then does Scheck promote doubt about the scene’s authentic nature? I speculate it’s because Mr. Scheck most likely has a very small, ugly penis and needs to believe that only in make-believe does anyone have one like mine!”

We haven’t been able to find a video clip of the blowjob scene to show you here, but we do know of a site where you can see the the Chloe Sevigny blowjob video. It’s a membership site, but they do have a trial membership so you can watch the video and take a look around to see what you think.

Tonight, Pimp Daddy returns to teach a career woman how to maximize her earning potential as a trick-ass ho. The Whackman is hoping for a heart-warming and inspirational performance because heaven ain’t nothing but bitches and money. Let’s dip into Pimped By An Angel 2.

Friday, a cute, full figured blonde, walks over to Joel and exposes her large breasts. Joel sucks on them and squeezes her butt. Friday gets on her knees and starts to suck his cock. Joel then titty fucks her while she’s sucking him off. She continues on his cock while standing. Friday gets on her back while Joel for Joel to eat her out. They then get into some sideways action before moving into anal sex in reverse cowgirl. Friday then gets on her knees on a chair for some doggy anal. Joel squirts on her ass and tells her he is still going to go with the other offer.

Kendra Jade is a busty brunette with a great body. She’s on her knees in a bedroom giving dude some great ball and dick licking and using a lot of saliva. She sits on the bed to get her tits fucked, then lays back so he can taste her shaved twat. Kendra gets on her side for some pussy pounding. They move to some missionary where the guy keeps drilling away. Kendra gets the continued pulverizing from behind before taking a load on her tits.

Check out some scenes from the movie here. (click to read more…)

Seriously, you really shouldn’t get on that plane. At least not if it’s run by Nepal Airlines.

In case you missed this story of the kind of high-tech response to an aeronautical problem you can expect in some parts of the world, the folks who run Nepal’s state-run airline sacrificed two goats earlier this month. The goats were killed because there were technical problems traced to an electrical fault on one of the two 757 aircraft operated by Nepal Airlines.

And when I say, “if you see them killing a goat,” what I’m referring to is that the airline had the two goats sacrificed right in front of the 757 while it sat at the Kathmandu international airport.

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