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August 23, 2007

Barbies battle over porn name

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,pornstars,sex news — Simon @ 11:27 am

porn star China BarbieThe Mattel toy company has filed a lawsuit against porn starlet China Barbie because they say that her use of the Barbie name on her website is hurting their doll’s clean-cut image.

Mattel’s lawsuit, filed in Manhattan, claims Ms Barbie has tried to benefit from Mattel’s success with the 48-year-old line of dolls. They claim that China Barbie’s appearances in movies like Me Love You Long Time (and Me Love You Long Time 2) and others, are damaging to the good name of their doll.

The lawsuit said Mattel had registered its trademarks to protect the Barbie line of dolls and the $1.6billion in sales it generates. Mattel said it has sold more than 1 billion Barbie dolls worldwide and a typical American girl owns eight of them.

Mattel co-founder Ruth Handler created the Barbie doll in 1959 after discovering her daughter Barbara preferred to play with paper cutouts of adult female fashion dolls rather than baby dolls.

August 19, 2007

Sex Positions for Kinky Components

Filed under: humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:27 am

LED Sex positionsIn response to the pics of California’s governor having sex that we posted here earlier (just kidding), someone sent us these shots of some light emitting diodes and resistors coupling in various familiar ways.

If you’d like to see these six pics a bit larger, you can just click on the image to the left or click the ‘read more’ link below.

And if you have any pics of other strange items having sex, feel free to send them along.

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August 15, 2007

Ten Things About The Cock

Filed under: humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 11:42 am

guy with his big cockCondom and cock sizes, circumcision, blue-balls, cock color, shoe sizes, masturbation, limp dicks, and the seam on a cock. Here some more interesting dinner table conversational tidbits for your quoting pleasure.

1. Only six percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers, according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of men lie about cock size.

2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average erect cock size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless you’re in a chat room. Then you can figure that every man there has a cock twice that size.

(those first two facts inspired the “Man with Large Cock” photo above)

3. About 80 percent of American men are circumcised, even though the American Academy of Pediatrics says it’s not medically necessary. No word on why men want to cut off part of something and then exaggerate its size later on.

4. Men really do get “blue-balls.” Technically called “prostatic congestion,” the achiness in the testicles is caused by “trapped” blood. And yes it’s true that a nice orgasm will definitely relieve the congestion, and the ache. But doctors say a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick.

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August 11, 2007

Terminator Sutra (or Schwarzenegger Sex?)

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 12:01 pm

Terminators fuckingmore fucking terminators

Okay, maybe these arent’s shots of California’s governor having sex on the set of the next Terminator movie. But that’s what they made me think of when I ran across them. Actually the images below are from czar’s Flickr photoset “Make Love Not War.”

August 8, 2007

Tokyo sex convention

Filed under: humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 8:21 am

Here’s a little 4 minute video from the Adult Treasure Expo held last month in Tokyo, Japan. We all know how much the Japanese people love gadgets of all kinds, and this video showcases some of the things you may find available from your favorite purveyor of adult toys sometime soon.

Some of the sex toys shown in the video are from Kanojo Toys, which sells some products direct from their website.

August 4, 2007

Who the fuck needs 237 reasons to fuck?

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 1:10 pm

How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?Some new research just published this month in the Archives of Sexual Behavior lists 237 reasons why people say they have sex.

According to the biggest study carried out into sexual motivations, these include that it is a “reasonably effective way of overcoming boredom”, helps you fall asleep, gets rid of a stress headache, to celebrate a special occasion, to get a promotion and to feel closer to God.

Other reasons include the desire for revenge, to keep warm on a chilly night, because someone dared me, because they felt sorry for someone, and in order to end a relationship.

Maybe it’s just me, but most of the reasons really seem to be the kind of justifications you think of afterwards. At the time, I bet there weren’t more than a handful of real reasons, with the top one being “because I wanted to.”

Click the link below to see the whole list of 237 reasons.

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August 1, 2007

The sheep is no rat

Filed under: humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:26 am

inflatable sheep and man in lady's underwearA man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn’t take to the stand to testify it didn’t want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.

Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn’t want to have sex.

‘Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,’ said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.

Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.

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