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Every year more than 15,000 fans descend on Rock Creek Lodge, just outside of Clinton, Montana, for Testy Festy, the world’s largest testicle festival.

Over the course of the five day event, the festival serves over two tons of bull balls to the hungry attendees. Which helps support its “I had a ball at the Testicle Festival” motto, which is plastered over shirts, hats and other items of all kinds.
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Find a babysitter for the kids, because the rules here are “No kids, hassles or brought-in beverages.” Everyone must be over 21 years old, and you can expect to see some partially nude and some naked partyers at the bars, on the streets and at the bull-chip throwing contest, the wet t-shirt or hairy chest competitions, and even the bull-shit bingo.

By the way, while you’re in Montana, you can also check out the Fromberg Festival of Testicles near Billings, the Mission Mountain Testicle Festival in Branding Iron, the Ryegate Testicle Festival some 60 miles from Billings, and the York Bar’s Go Nuts Festival in York, Montana.

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Just a week after a naked, elderly tourist freely strolled down Brattleboro’s main street, Vermont’s infamous naked town is under orders to keep its pants on.

On Tuesday, by a margin of just 3 votes to 2, town officials passed an emergency rule which bans nudity on the main roads and within 250 feet of any school or place of worship, among other places. The ordinance defines nudity as the showing of genitalia, buttocks or female breasts; a provision allows breast-feeding in public. Naked violators will be fined face a $100.

Tiny Brattleboro has long been a live-and-let-live kind of place where skinny dipping was a rite of summer. Last summer, though, it began flirting with a nudity ban after a group of teens took to hanging around a downtown parking lot in the buff. Officials decided then to let winter take care of the problem and never voted.

It took an elderly man wearing only a fanny pack and wandering through the center of town last week for the Select Board to decide it had seen enough. The nudists and their fans still get a say in the matter: Next month, Brattleboro will hold a public hearing on whether the ordinance should be made permanent.

A German bus driver threatened to throw a woman off his bus because he said she was too sexy and her cleavage was distracting him.

The passenger, 23-year-old Deborah Moscone, said she’d been sitting at the front wearing a low-cut T-shirt, when the driver stopped. He reportedly opened the door and shouted at her: “Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look in my mirror and I can’t concentrate. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus”

Deborah changed seats and later complained to the bus company, which defended their driver, saying: “The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing. A bus driver cannot be distracted because it’s a danger to the safety of all the passengers.”

You know, the traffic must be really, really bad in that part of Germany.

By the way, if you’re not driving a bus right now, you can go check out these big tits movie galleries and big tits movie free sites.

Pagans have pledged to perform “rain magic” to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol – the Cerne Abbas giant.

The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality. Many couples also believe the 180ft giant, which is carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, is an aid to fertility.

A giant 180ft Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was painted next to the well-endowed figure today in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons Movie released later this month. It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains.

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All hell breaks loose in a small Amish community when a camcorder falls from the sky and lands in the lap of Miss Marion. Convinced it is a sign from God, she and her sisters try to unravel its mystery. What they discover is a forbidden world of sex and debauchery. Controversial and shocking, Amish Daughters will shatter your perceptions of Amish women! Sure, they may be prudish and technologically impaired, but tonight, they are going to party like its 1899!

After setting up the story, a decent lookin pig-tailed blonde Melissa West gets spanked by her man until her ass reddens. Melissa then gets her muff diven into while a finger occupies fills her asshole. Melissa uses her wide mouth to smother her man’s cock and then bounces on it. She then lies sideways and then on her back to get cock infested up the crapper.

In a porn shop, the insatiable Adriana Sage sits on a swing and gets a dildo tested out on her by the owner. Adriana wraps her lips around the owners cock to show her thanks for the demo. They move back on the swing, where she gets her pussy pulverized by the owners cock. Then Adriana gets doggied for a short period. The owner sits on the swing and Adriana rides him damn good as they stay suspended until cum time.

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That’s the new question you’ll hear when you call to get a pizza delivered. At least it will be if Corey Wildeman has his way. That’s because his new pizza place in Winnipeg, Canada inserts pornographic pictures in the box under the pizza.

Not everyone in the Manitoba capital is happy with this idea, but it’s being done strictly by the law. Callers must be 18 or over to order from Porno Pizza, and need to show a photo I.D. before the box is handed to them by the delivery person at the door. “They have to make sure they’re selling to someone who’s of age,” lawyer Ian Berger said. “But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there’s nothing wrong with that.”

While Porno Pizza might not cross any legal lines, it did cross the comfort line for some folks, with one woman saying the woman in the photo she received was “too naked,” while another said that porn was “something I wouldn’t expect to have anything to do with pizza.” But actually what has surprised Wildeman the most since opening is the sex of the customers. “It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at the door,” he said.

The pictures that Porno Pizza sends out now are chosen at random, “It runs the full gamut. There are some that are very Playboy-esque and others which Larry Flynt would blush at,” Wildeman said, describing the photos sent out with orders. He plans to give the customer more control over the kind of photo they’ll find in their box, and hopes to build his business into a national franchise.

On July 1st, a new business opened in the quiet town of Pahrump, Nevada (about an hour from Las Vegas). What makes this interesting is that the business is a laundromat, called “Dirty Laundry,” which is owned by the Hollywood Madam herself, Heidi Fleiss.

In case you don’t remember the details (or the book or movie), Heidi made headlines in 1993 when she was 27, by being arrested for running a very upscale call girl ring. Her little black book was filled with movie industry names, along with royal figures, heads of state, politicians, sheiks and business tycoons.

Many famous people were worried that her trial would wind up making their own dirty laundry very public. But actually the only names which came out were actor Charlie Sheen and Texas billionaire businessman Robert T. Crow, who admitted to using her service. Sheen actually testified in her trial that he’d spent over $35,000 for the girls’ services. He paid using personal checks, including one for services on Christmas day.

So why is Ms. Fleiss opening a laundromat in Death Valley? Evidently it’s so she’ll have something to do to pass the time until she has approval to open a legal brothel in Pahrump. Of course, once her brothel is open, it’ll probably be nice to have somewhere to send all their dirty laundry.

Hey, I wonder if Charlie Sheen will be stopping by to leave a load with Heidi this time?