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This video is a Panasonic plasma television commercial that’s airing in the United Kingdom. I don’t think we’ll be seeing this one in the United States, so I thought I’d show it to you here in case you’re not somewhere where you can watch this one.

I’m not exactly sure what message they’re trying to convey, or what target group they’re appealing to, but I guess the selling premise is “Buy a Panasonic plasma tv and your friends will be cum-stained with envy!”

The recent posts about the Japanese French Maids and Chinese schoolgirls got me to remember this Asian [tag]anime[/tag] character that I mentioned last year.

I’m usually not that impressed by animation, and I definitely don’t find most of it hot enough to get all excited about, but this is really some incredible work. Seriously, the quality of this one is so good that for some reason I find myself wishing they’d made her look older so I don’t think it’s wrong to get a hard-on watching her move.

Speaking of moving, you can just click on the image to get her moving right here. Or you can click the link below to see her in larger size.

Note: The linked file below is a Flash file, so it’ll get as big as you want to stretch your browser window.

Fuckable Animation – click here

Last week Beijing, China confirmed something that many of us have thought for a long time. That’s right, it’s true, Asian Schoolgirls really do like having sex.

Results of their recent survey show that the average student loses their virginity by 15, and more than half of them see nothing wrong with a good one-night stand in the right circumstances. One group of 1,300 girls was asked if they would agree to sex when asked by a boyfriend, only 6 of them said they would say “no.” (And those might have been Asian teen lesbians for all we know.)

Educators involved in the survey were surprised at first by the results, but believe this is the result of a fast-changing society. While their traditional culture sanctifies abstinence and the government is also officially puritanical, contact with the rest of the world has resulted in a growingly rebellious and diverse urban youth culture.

Of course some of the lucky ones do manage to escape to the USA and wind up in an Asian Teen Porn gallery.

I used to think of Brazil as a place where personal freedoms were important. I thought that in part because of the very liberal thinking regarding sex being prevalent there, as evidenced by the invention of the ‘anal floss’ string thong bikini and the topless beaches, and let’s not forget Carnivale each year.

But then I find out that telcom companies in Brazil began blocking access to the YouTube service on Monday because one Brazilian model sued to get YouTube to remove a video of her having sex on a Spanish beach from its site. The suit was brought by Daniela Cicarelli (at right) and her boyfriend, and based on that one unresolved lawsuit, a court in Sao Paulo ordered Internet Service Providers to block YouTube until they remove the video.

Okay, so now one person can sue you and cause an entire country full of people to lose access to a legal website that they wish to visit? I think the Brazilian court acted like an ass in shutting down access for everyone in the country just because one person had a problem.

The video isn’t on the YouTube site now it seems, or at least I couldn’t find it using any of the search terms I thought made sense to use. I couldn’t find a copy on PornoTube either, so I guess they wanted to avoid the same kind of trouble. Personally I don’t see what the big fuss was about, I saw it and you don’t see much of anything since they’re in the water most of the time. You can check it out for yourself at the link below if you want.

By the way, I still think the Brazilian telcom companies are pretty cool. Check out “Get Connected” to see some of the banner ads one of the companies used to promote their services.

Click here to view the video.

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What the fuck is this? Little Johnny’s first moneyshot?

Well, somehow I missed the original release of this product sometime last year. But I did see that its television commercial was back in circulation just in time for good people everywhere to run out, fight the hordes, and grab one of these as the perfect holiday gift for their own kids or someone else’s.

Yeah, right, that is if by perfect you mean you want to be remembered as the relative who started Little Johnny (or Joanie) on their path to porn stardom. Use the controls on the video above to watch the real television commercial.

Okay. So if you watched the commercial I think you know what I mean by the moneyshot comment. To me that commercial looks like the ethnic mix of a Benneton kids commercial with a porn action overlay.

Even if you discount how the Oozinator itself looks a bit like the cock from an alien porn movie, can you really watch those children receiving load after load of what the Hasbro website calls “globs of gooey bio-ooze” without thinking that this might have been a bad idea for a toy?

I’m not sure what was going on at the actual Hasbro board meetings when the Oozinator was discussed and given the green light for production, but the second video above is a comedic look at an an imaginary board meeting discussing a product that they call the Splooginator, which at least is a more honest name for this toy. You can use the controls just below the image to start the video.

The Oozinator was available for sale on the Amazon.com website, and the product definitely inspired some very interesting comments from their customers. Amazon of course decided to pull those comments so no one could see them anymore.

But wait. You see that didn’t really work as well as they hoped, since we do have a screen capture for you, showing some of what was said before the comments were removed. Click on the small graphic on the left below to see the comments about the Oozinator from the Amazon website before they were removed.

So, tell us what you think. Good idea for a toy for kids? Bad idea? Could be fun for adults? Would you buy one, give one as a gift, let your own kids have one?

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[cartoon from wordsandpicturesonline.com]

Here’s something for all you guys who haven’t gotten her (or him) anything yet and maybe aren’t exactly sure what to get her. All you need is a box, a pair of scissors and, well, your junk…as this [tag]music video[/tag] featuring Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake in an SNL skit explains.

I’m sure there must be a “tits in a box” version of this somewhere, so if you know about one, please post a comment with the information here.

So…only how many shopping days left now?

Researchers are struggling to understand a rare medical condition where sufferers unknowingly demand, or actually have, sex while asleep. Research into [tag]sexsomnia[/tag] – making sexual advances towards another person while asleep – has been hampered as sufferers are so embarrassed by the problem they tend not to own up to it, while doctors do not ask about it. 

Most researchers view sexsomnia as a variant of sleepwalking, where sufferers are stuck between sleep and wakefulness, though sexsomniacs tend to stay in bed rather than get up and walk. While sleepwalking affects 2-4 per cent of adults, sexsomnia is not thought to be as common a problem. But an internet survey of sexsomniacs carried out in 2005 that drew 219 reliable respondents concluded it was more prevalent than medical case reports alone might suggest. And on rare occasions you have stories of people liking it better than waking sex.

As yet there is no cure for the condition, which often leads to difficulties in relationships. Scientists are working on devising a procedure for diagnosing sexsomnia in legal cases where sufferers have been accused of sexual assault or ‘[tag]sleep assault[/tag].’

Click here for photos and videos of sleep sex and sleep assault.