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November 30, 2006

Wait, I want to come on your fac… whoops!

Filed under: commentary,humor,video clips — Simon @ 9:18 am

I got a good laugh out of this one. But then I really like porn bloopers. Check out the Porn Blooper – Asian Style video clip on The Walrus’ XXX Blog Maniac if you like to laugh at porn gone wrong too.

November 27, 2006

Smoker Chicks at Porn Movie Collection

Filed under: premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 4:41 pm
I found these two [tag]cigarette[/tag] suckers while looking through some of the [tag]smoking[/tag] girls videos over at Porn Movie Collection.

They have a nice collection of movies in all sorts of categories there, plus they have a search function so you can find what you really like pretty easily.

Looks like they have over 600 hours of full-length movies, and they’ll let you download all you want for 3 days for only a buck.


Just click on the images to play the sample clips.

You can see a few more clips of the blonde on the free gallery page here.

If you like the naughty brunette schoolgirl, there’s more of her on this free gallery page.

And if you want a lot of full-length movies, head over to Porn Movie Collection and start downloading them now.

November 16, 2006

Britney Spears sex tape preview (not!)

Filed under: celebrities,commentary,humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 9:27 am

While everyone is talking about the homemade sex tape allegedly featuring Britney Spears that has been leaked onto the internet, we’re bringing you more than just the story and a peek at the 19-second clip that was posted a few days ago.

As you’ve probably heard, Kevin Federline is threatening to sell a four-hour sex tape, which the couple made on their honeymoon, to a company in Arizona for $50 million in a last ditch attempt to get every penny he can from Britney Spears. But Federline is willing to sell the tape to Spears for $30 million and full custody of the couple’s two children.

The 19-second clip below is the one posted as reportedly taken from the infamous Britney-Kevin sex tape, news of which first broke in 2005 after members of the couple’s entourage threatened to make it public. The clip shows a woman with dark hair, who bears a striking resemblance to the ‘Toxic’ singer, performing oral sex on a man rumoured to be her estranged husband Kevin Federline.

A spokesman for the website where the clip was posted said: “This does look like Britney Spears. I had my co-worker look at this also, and she thinks it looks like Britney too.” Check it out and then read on for the rest of the story…

Well, that was short and sweet. But now it’s time for clip #2. (click to read more…)

November 4, 2006

Shaved slick and splattered

Filed under: photos,pornstars,premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 11:11 am

Candi shaving her pubesCandi is one of those sweet southern housewives who still giggles when you explode on her face.

In this great gallery collection, you can see Candi in photos and video clips as she shaves her pubes. (click the photo to open the gallery page)
Her husband likes watching her get all pink and smooth, and by the time she’s done [tag]shaving[/tag], he’s ready to soak her face. And that’s exactly what he does in the video clips.

Oh yeah, that’s where you can hear her giggles too.

Candi shaved slick and splattered gallery (definitely not on the Waffle House menu)

More of “Cum on Candi” at her website here

October 28, 2006

Strippercize…for kids?

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news,strippers,video clips — Simon @ 12:56 pm

stripper-kit.jpgHere’s something you won’t be able to spend $100 on to buy for your kids. At least not since Tesco was forced to have this “toy” pulled from the toys and games section of their website.

Tesco was accused of “destroying children’s innocence” after the kit was discovered in the toy section by a mother searching for Christmas gifts for her 10 and 11 year old daughters. Evidently she was surprised to see sales copy saying:

“Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars.”

The kit includes a chrome pole that extends to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

Family Focus, a group opposed to the kit, said that “Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol… This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children.”

Tesco today agreed to remove the product from the Toy section of the site, but said it will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory.

Now I’m not saying that kit should be sold to children, but I will say that if you start practicing early enough you can avoid what happens in the video above. Some strippers are too young, and some are just too drunk. Click the start button to take a look.

October 21, 2006

Making a hot girl

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex stories,video clips — Simon @ 9:15 am

We don’t mean “making” as in how to put the make on one. No, what we have here is a quick behind the scenes peek at how the hot girls that you see in magazines and on billboards are “made” …no, they’re not born that way.

This video is courtesy of Dove and is intended to reach out to young girls with self-esteem issues. But I think it also serves a reminder to men that there’s a difference between what you see and what you get.

The girl they used in this video said that she was in a makeup chair for over ten hours with the best makeup and hair people working on her. And as you’ll see when you play the video, they still had to use a photo editing program to make her look the way they wanted.

October 19, 2006

Man hit by misfiring money shot

Filed under: humor,video clips — Simon @ 8:10 am
camera man catches the money shot
Here’s something that made me laugh. Even funnier, to me anyway, is that I shared this video clip with a group of adult webmasters the other day and found out that it squicked a few of them.

I guess that even folks who are used to seeing things like this all the time, don’t always like it when the tables turn a little.

See if you find this as funny as I did.

Just click on the image to start the video.

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