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For those who believe the Internet is for anything else, we present this video clip featuring some of the characters from World of Warcraft explaining exactly what the Internet is for.

“The Internet is for Porn” clip here is a parody of a song from Avenue Q, a Broadway musical featuring risqué songs about racism, Internet porn, and the difficulties of life, with all but three characters portrayed by puppets. Parents should note that because of its adult content and “full puppet nudity” (including graphic simulated sex between puppets), Avenue Q may be inappropriate for children 12 years of age and under.

Here’s a quick recap of what’s been added around here recently.

First up, in the XRT Link List section, we’ve added 340 new free sites with over 4,000 free video clips. In the Premium Sites section there are over 100 new links to paysites categorized by niche and membership costs (including free trials). In the Free Movie Galleries section we’ve added around 300 new galleries with about 1,500 free video clips. And the Free Sex Stories section has had 30 new stories added.

So … go enjoy some porn. 🙂

“I’m a Cow! (not a sheep!)” was created as a music video for the band Rmt, and the video tells the story of a nervous cow and her milk-fetishist owner. This is a very funny Flash animation. Make sure you have your speakers turned on, so you don’t miss the catchy tune and lyrics like: “get your mind out the gutter…get your hand off my udder” and “this old man he’s on crack…he’s a lactophiliac.”

Click the image to watch the Lactophiliac Farmer in a new window (resize the window to full-screen animation if you want). Give the animation a minute to load fully and then click the Play link when it appears. [tags]lactophiliac,music video,fetishist[/tags]

As you probably know, [tag]Steve Irwin[/tag], The Crocodile Hunter, died yesterday from the poison barb of a bull stingray. The news says he died almost immediately, although he was rushed to an island to meet the medivac chopper. Thinking about it remined me of the commercials he’d done for FedEx a few years ago. Click on the arrow in the center of the image to start the video clip.

R.I.P. Steve

Whether you want to improve your own technique or have someone else in mind who you’d like to see improve theirs, the Hand Job Advice website will be a treasure trove. The site has a nice collection of free videos, each one focused on a particular stroke which is identified by its nickname. For example, the sample video here shows a [tag]handjob[/tag] stroke called the “Never Ending Tunnel (just click the video to start it).

There are twenty other free videos on the site, which show how to do things like the The Shocker, the Wild Butterfly, the Washing Machine, Milking The Bull, the 2 Finger Corkscrew, Starting A Fire, the Doorknob, the Palm Lick, the Fakie Hand Job, the Switch Hitter, the Pancake, the Flattener, the Ping-Pong, the Healing Stroke, the Slippy Grippy, the Headless Hand Job, the Squeezing Ring, the 2 Handed Slammer, the Swizzle Stick, and the Over-Under. You’ll also find advice on sensitive areas, how firm to grip, plus lubes to use and lube lessons. Check out Hand Job Advice and learn how to give a fantastic hand job.

In the last few days we’ve added links to over 200 new free sites with more than 1,200 new video clips between them for you to enjoy.

The new free sites are in our XRT Link List section, and you can find them on all of the category pages there too. The new videos feature content from several adult online producers, including clips with both homegrown amateurs and hardcore pornstars.

Use the controls below the image to start the sample clip of sweet Jane jammin’ with her fingers. You can visit Jane’s free site to see her in action in more of her clips, and you can see a lot more of Jane and her friends at Nubiles.net too.

In addition to Jane, the 200 new free sites have more nubile teens, MILFs, mature women, asians, ebonies, and latinas. Big tits, hairy girls, and pregnant girls. Lesbians, sex toys, and strapons. Interracial sex, masturbation, handjobs, analsex and everything else you like. Head over to our XRT Link List and pick the ones you want to see.

I see my buddy Walrus found a video about Porn Flakes – The Breakfast with a Boner that he has on his blog now. It reminded me of our Perverted Breakfast Cereal Boxes post back in June, so I’m mentioning it here for everyone who agrees that it’s the most important meal of the day.

Bonus – he’s recently redesigned his blog, so if you go watch the video, check out the rest of the blog while you’re there.