The photo to the right shows Melissa Midwest, the popular Internet star, holding her citation for [tag]public nudity[/tag]. Last week she was sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours of community service for her conviction on that charge. She was facing up to eight months in jail or a $500 fine. (click photo to see larger version)
Melissa got her public nudity citation after hosting a wet T-shirt contest at Cheerleaders bar. While public nudity is illegal in her hometown of Lincoln, NE, Melissa claims she was wearing opaque pink latex paint over her nipples, creating a de facto ‘pastie’ in accordance with the law, which requires that the areola and nipple be covered.
This is only Melissa’s her latest run in with law enforcement. Her first trouble was three years ago when she posted topless photos of herself on her website. Authorities charged her with the same offense — [tag]public indecency[/tag]. The case got attention from CNN, USA Today and NBC’s “Tonight Show.”
In this latest case, the police officers didn’t agree about the pink latex paint and charged Melissa with violating the city’s public decency ordinance at her home the next day. According to Melissa, because she’s well known, the local police follow her to events and station undercover officers inside to spot any decency violations.
A camera crew filmed the event for the Melissa Midwest website, so the tape can be used to appeal based on it showing that her nipples were obscured. It was even reported that a police officer at the event said, “Her nipple looks covered to me.”
The story below is from the guys at I Love Your Tits. They really do like [tag]big tits[/tag] over there, and they have some of the hottest big breasted porn girls. Read on for the story behind these video clips, and click on the images to play them.
Chloe Dior…hmm…that name rings a bell. Well in this case my doorbell. But yes guys, this is THE [tag]Chloe Dior[/tag]! This is one of the finest pieces of ass on the West Coast. She is a retired semi-porn goddess. In fact this was her last fuck on camera. How did I get so lucky? Well she heard about my site and wanted to go out with a bang… so to speak. Plus, can you believe this…she really needed a good fuck. Just goes to show you, there are hot girls out there who just need a good fuck every now and then.
And Chloe is one of the hottest girls to grace my bed. The Scandanavian-blooded girl does it all. She deepthroated me, she bounced on my cock so hard I almost blew four or five times, she licked my balls and cock when I stuck it anywhere near her face and she loved to play with her pussy the whole time. She is one of the horniest girls I have ever seen! We had a good time giving her a good fucking and blasting her mouth, face and tits!
Everyone has seen photocopies of someone’s ass that they made by sitting on a photocopier at the office. Well, things go a little wrong with that idea in this guy’s case. Just click on the image to start the action.
I found this video mentioned on a discussion board run by a friend of mine. It’s a political discussion board, so if you have any interest in venting about politics, when you’re not checking out good porn I mean, you should head over to DC Junkies and take a look.
Nope, I didn’t spell that wrong. I really meant would you go to Hungary for some [tag]illicit sex[/tag]. ‘Cause that’s what the Hungarian tourism authority is promoting in their latest email campaign, which features an animated cartoon with a guy hiding his wedding ring and having sex with a young blonde. There’s a link to the video in the full story at “Exactly what kind of tourists do they want?”
This cracked me up so I’m passing it on to you. My friend The Walrus has a blog where he posted this Britney Spears Spoof video. Check it out and see if makes you laugh too.
I usually think of New Zealand as being pretty liberal when it comes to TV ads. But Japanese carmaker Nissan has just pulled a raunchy commercial starring “Sex and the City” actress Kim Cattrall from New Zealand television after complaints over its content.
The video clip here has Kim purring with excitement about Nissan’s new sedan in one of the commercials. See if you think this is worth complaining about.
There are two other commercials. In one of them she gushes, “Why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it? “The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside.” In another she tells a salesman: “Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it.”
And for that New Zealanders are complaining? What the fuck is wrong with those idiots?! I swear, I think this world has far too many people with their heads far too far up other people’s asses.
I was looking at new video galleries to add this morning and found this one called “After school blowjob” that I liked.
This little Lori Anderson chick definitely looks like she enjoys doing the ‘job.’ It seems that she’s an [tag]amateur[/tag] with a real ‘taste’ for cum. My kind of girl.
You can also check out her Sweet Cum Girl site for more. (and click image to watch video)