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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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Have you ever wondered if porn movies are just made up as they go along? Some of them really do seem that way, while others have obviously had more put into their production. On hollywood-style mainstream movies, there’s something called a “read-through” where all the actors who have speaking parts sit around a table and read their lines out loud.

Something to keep in mind as you watch the clip is that often a read-through is done as a cold reading. This means that the actors have had no rehearsal time, so they don’t give a performance but simply to read the words on the page. Beacuse of this, it’s common for actors to read their entire role in a flat monotone.

Okay, now on to the clip. Depending on your sense of humor you’ll either find this hillarious or boring, but here we have for you an example of what a read-through would be like for a porn movie. Just click the button that says “play film” in the middle of the image to start the video.

Cameltoe Perversions 2 has The Whackman staring at them tightly pulled panties. There’s something sexy about a girl with shorts and panties pulled just a bit too tight where The Whackman can see the total outline of a her sexy femininity. This phenomenon is affectionately known as a ‘camel toe’ because quite frankly, the outline often looks similar to a certain hoofed animal. Let’s do this…

Rick rides his bike to Lauren’s Camel Toe Car Wash. She works over Rick’s bike, as well as herself, with her soapy sponge and the hose. Rick watches before succumbing to the allure of Lauren’s plump posterior. He grabs it before letting his mouth journey around her great body. Lauren guides Rick to the couch inside where he continues to munch on her muff before. They trade places so his cock can explore her throat. Lauren then bounces on his bone reverse cowgirl style before turning around for some doggy treatment. Her ass gets speared missionary style before some anal pile driving. Rick gives her a light facial. 

Brandon, The Cameltoe Hunter, stumbles upon beautiful dark haired Nikki Loren on her back patio diddling herself and showing off her camel toe. He thinks about shooting it, but instead decides to examine the camel toe up close. He eats Nikki through her panties, and as she straddles his face Nikki plays with Brandon’s cock through his shorts. They go inside where Brandon admires her meaty ass before she sucks his cock. Nikki lays back for some missionary before mixing in a little oral for each of them. Brandon rails Nikki from behind and pile drives her cunt. They finish up in missionary before Brandon gives Nikki a creamy facial.

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The Whackman love’s a beautiful woman’s sexy legs and feet caressed in silky nylons and may possibly give into the sheer temptations of Stocking Secrets. Each model will perform twice — starting out sheer, and then shedding to their silky soft skin.

Maliyah starts things out in some black lingerie, stockings, shoes, and gloves while sitting back in a black chair. She gets down to run her hands around her body before sliding out of her lingerie. Maliyah slowly slides out of her stockings so she’s completely nude, revealing a pierced navel and a few tattoos before massaging her feet and talking about how she wishes you could massage her sore feet.

Jana starts things out in a colorful dress lying on the bed in the same room as the opening scene. She starts things off a little more playful rolling around to show the black seam on her nude nylons before pulling up her dress so you can see her butt. She removes her shoes and rubs her feet together sultrily before running her hands around the rest of her body. Jana runs them along her legs, inside her nylons, and even in her panties before taking off her garter belt, bra, and panties after a quick tease with each. After a little more teasing Jana blows a kiss goodbye.

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Fashion Dolls 3 feature some of sluts who want to be down with Pussyman’s fashion lines. These whores will talk into the camera straight up to The Whackman. Will they win The Whackman over though? Let’s do this…

A blonde sexual predator cutie named Sharon Wild slurps down a cock while eye fucking The Whackman. Sharon gets in the 69 position and rotates her pussy on dude’s face. After their oral exchange, Sharon rides dude passionately and gets her ass smacked until reddened. She is then doggied before getting into reverse cowgirl. This tramp is really into it and it’s easy to see how she caught Pussyman’s attention.

Next up is the insatiable German slut Victoria Sin. She strips down for her man and is thrown on top of a piano to get her twat feasted on. Victoria uses her mouth and hands on her man’s crooked cock before taking it in her cunt on the piano chair. She is then airlifted in a good hardcore plugging, and then dude falls back and has the whore bounce on top of him. Victoria then takes it up the crapper like a champ. With a decent boob job, this bitch has potential to be a star.

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Legend’s Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The Whackman he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what’s going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let’s find out…

Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary’s tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss’s cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany’s twat gets beaten up damn good—the bitch’ll need to ice that shit down.

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Smash Pictures Bang My Box is a promising title that initially gets The Whackman thinking that these filthy sluts will get their pussies diven into so deep they will end up with bruises inside and outside of their sweet cunts. Let’s bang this review on out.

Hillary, the cute blonde cover girl in pig tails, gets bored and finds a pink feathery buttplug. She rubs the feathered ends around her body and sucks on the plug before Brett appears. Hillary’s shocked at his size at first, but then eagerly sucks. Brett then rewards her with the buttplug in her ass and a tongue for her pussy as she sucks him. He has her stretch out her mouth with her hands as he fucks her face and gags her a few times before having Hillary impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Hillary sucks Brett’s cock clean of her yummy ass before letting him drill it doggystyle. She slides the toy in her ass with his cock a couple times. Finally, Hillary takes Brett’s load in her mouth, gargles it, and swallows it down. This bitch is nasty and hot.
 
The sexy faced foreigner named Ellen gives two dudes a little tease wearing a black mesh bra, pinstriped black short shorts, and a black see-through frilly shirt. They foreplay a bit and then exchange oral favors before the dudes start plugging her missionary style. Ellen gets in doggy before taking the anal in cowgirl. She takes a quick double penetration before finishing things up with a decent double facial. Although her tits are a little funny, this slut is a sensual performer.

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