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Tonight, Pimp Daddy returns to teach a career woman how to maximize her earning potential as a trick-ass ho. The Whackman is hoping for a heart-warming and inspirational performance because heaven ain’t nothing but bitches and money. Let’s dip into Pimped By An Angel 2.

Friday, a cute, full figured blonde, walks over to Joel and exposes her large breasts. Joel sucks on them and squeezes her butt. Friday gets on her knees and starts to suck his cock. Joel then titty fucks her while she’s sucking him off. She continues on his cock while standing. Friday gets on her back while Joel for Joel to eat her out. They then get into some sideways action before moving into anal sex in reverse cowgirl. Friday then gets on her knees on a chair for some doggy anal. Joel squirts on her ass and tells her he is still going to go with the other offer.

Kendra Jade is a busty brunette with a great body. She’s on her knees in a bedroom giving dude some great ball and dick licking and using a lot of saliva. She sits on the bed to get her tits fucked, then lays back so he can taste her shaved twat. Kendra gets on her side for some pussy pounding. They move to some missionary where the guy keeps drilling away. Kendra gets the continued pulverizing from behind before taking a load on her tits.

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Seriously, you really shouldn’t get on that plane. At least not if it’s run by Nepal Airlines.

In case you missed this story of the kind of high-tech response to an aeronautical problem you can expect in some parts of the world, the folks who run Nepal’s state-run airline sacrificed two goats earlier this month. The goats were killed because there were technical problems traced to an electrical fault on one of the two 757 aircraft operated by Nepal Airlines.

And when I say, “if you see them killing a goat,” what I’m referring to is that the airline had the two goats sacrificed right in front of the 757 while it sat at the Kathmandu international airport.

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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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Have you ever wondered if porn movies are just made up as they go along? Some of them really do seem that way, while others have obviously had more put into their production. On hollywood-style mainstream movies, there’s something called a “read-through” where all the actors who have speaking parts sit around a table and read their lines out loud.

Something to keep in mind as you watch the clip is that often a read-through is done as a cold reading. This means that the actors have had no rehearsal time, so they don’t give a performance but simply to read the words on the page. Beacuse of this, it’s common for actors to read their entire role in a flat monotone.

Okay, now on to the clip. Depending on your sense of humor you’ll either find this hillarious or boring, but here we have for you an example of what a read-through would be like for a porn movie. Just click the button that says “play film” in the middle of the image to start the video.

Cameltoe Perversions 2 has The Whackman staring at them tightly pulled panties. There’s something sexy about a girl with shorts and panties pulled just a bit too tight where The Whackman can see the total outline of a her sexy femininity. This phenomenon is affectionately known as a ‘camel toe’ because quite frankly, the outline often looks similar to a certain hoofed animal. Let’s do this…

Rick rides his bike to Lauren’s Camel Toe Car Wash. She works over Rick’s bike, as well as herself, with her soapy sponge and the hose. Rick watches before succumbing to the allure of Lauren’s plump posterior. He grabs it before letting his mouth journey around her great body. Lauren guides Rick to the couch inside where he continues to munch on her muff before. They trade places so his cock can explore her throat. Lauren then bounces on his bone reverse cowgirl style before turning around for some doggy treatment. Her ass gets speared missionary style before some anal pile driving. Rick gives her a light facial. 

Brandon, The Cameltoe Hunter, stumbles upon beautiful dark haired Nikki Loren on her back patio diddling herself and showing off her camel toe. He thinks about shooting it, but instead decides to examine the camel toe up close. He eats Nikki through her panties, and as she straddles his face Nikki plays with Brandon’s cock through his shorts. They go inside where Brandon admires her meaty ass before she sucks his cock. Nikki lays back for some missionary before mixing in a little oral for each of them. Brandon rails Nikki from behind and pile drives her cunt. They finish up in missionary before Brandon gives Nikki a creamy facial.

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Billie Paul Piper, whose real name is Leian Paul Piper, is an English actress who launched her career as a pop singer in her teens. Now people best know her as Rose Tyler, companion to the Doctor in the television series Doctor Who.

Billie’s role in Doctor Who has made her a household name in the United Kingdom and she’s pretty well-known in the USA too. Particularly among those of us who like hot blondes who look like they know exactly what to do with a stiff cock.

From what we’ve heard, Billie’s next role is in a show called Diary Of A London Call Girl. And we hear that she’s been receiving advice from a dominatrix for her role in the new show, in which she’ll be playing a high-class hooker.

The show’s plot is based on an online blog which was written by an anonymous sex worker. As a spokeswoman for the show explained: “They do have a dominatrix on set to advise. It’s about prostitution and they want to get it right.”

We don’t have any pics of the hot Rose Tyler getting DP’d by both of the two Dr Whos for whom she was a ‘companion’ but if you want to see a little more of Billie Piper (and other hot stars) you can check out the links to some celebrity sites below.

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You really have to be careful when you’re searching the Internet, or you might find some do-it-yourself instructions that you just have to try. Really, ’cause that’s sort of what happened with Howard Shelly, shown here with a satisfied smirk sometime after castrating himself with a kitchen knife.

Howard found a website which gave him a step-by-step walk-through to the kind of home surgery that most of us wouldn’t ever consider trying, but for Howard, this was just what he needed to see.

Once he had the ‘how-to’ information in hand, Howard waited for his wife to leave for work (and his two children for school we’re assuming here), and then took a kitchen knife with him into the bathroom. There he made the required cuts and then wrapped his detached testicles in a cloth and tossed them away. Afterwards he drove himself to the nearby doctor’s office and was then admitted to a local hospital.

To quote Howard Shelly: “I’m the sort of guy who, when I make up my mind to do something, wants it done there and then. … The worst bit was steeling myself for the first cut. The whole thing took six minutes. It was agony, but I knew I couldn’t stop.”

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