In response to the pics of California’s governor having sex that we posted here earlier (just kidding), someone sent us these shots of some light emitting diodes and resistors coupling in various familiar ways.
If you’d like to see these six pics a bit larger, you can just click on the image to the left or click the ‘read more’ link below.
And if you have any pics of other strange items having sex, feel free to send them along.
You buy her stuff. You agree with her opinions on politics and the rain forest. You even pretend she’s not a total nutcase when she talks to her cats as if they were people. But what happens when you forget one little anniversary? She takes your money and fucks The Whackman! Love’s a bitch–and so is the American Nymphette 5!
The sex slave blonde nympho Brittney Skye opens up scene 1 by sucking her man’s cock. Brittney then gets her twat munched on and after, she rides it damn good. She then gets railed at a furious pace while lying on her back and the pussy punishment continues in doggystyle and she gets a well deserved chin shot.
In scene 2, the blonde bombshell and covergirl Hannah Harper gets her nipples bitten by her man prior to getting eaten out. Hannah gets face-fucked before getting on her back to have her crapper hole stretched out. Her cunt gets some work in as she bounces on her man’s cock with passion. She ends up on all fours to get the continued treatment and is splattered all over her mouth.
The black-haired slut Jewel De Nyle gets her mouth filled with cock to open up scene 3. Jewel then gets her jewels tongue caressed before her man’s cock slits it. With one leg on the table and one leg on the floor, Jewel gets in doggy to take the pulverizing. She sits her man on a dining chair and plunges her twat with his cock until her man squirts everything on her nice tits.
Condom and cock sizes, circumcision, blue-balls, cock color, shoe sizes, masturbation, limp dicks, and the seam on a cock. Here some more interesting dinner table conversational tidbits for your quoting pleasure.
1. Only six percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers, according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of men lie about cock size.
2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average erect cock size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless you’re in a chat room. Then you can figure that every man there has a cock twice that size.
(those first two facts inspired the “Man with Large Cock” photo above)
3. About 80 percent of American men are circumcised, even though the American Academy of Pediatrics says it’s not medically necessary. No word on why men want to cut off part of something and then exaggerate its size later on.
4. Men really do get “blue-balls.” Technically called “prostatic congestion,” the achiness in the testicles is caused by “trapped” blood. And yes it’s true that a nice orgasm will definitely relieve the congestion, and the ache. But doctors say a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick.
Dane Productions’ Panty World 13 is back with the undergarment fetish. Will it be enough to keep The Whackman’s attention? Let’s do this…
A corn-rowed cute faced, but small tittied slut named Ice in on the mind of Damian Michaels. While sniffing her pink panties, he envisions Ice touching herself using a cue ball and stick. Ice then walks in on Damian masturbating and decides to let him hit the skins. She gives him some good oral pleasure and then gets on her back to get her twat poked. Ice then sits on Damian and does a nice rotation on his cock. After, she is toppled while in doggy style to the end.
During a photo shoot, a girl next door looking bikini chick named Katrina does a photo spread with Brandon Iron as the photographer. After damn near nine minutes of buildup, they final start making out and get their foreplay on. Katrina is on her knees and does a slow, boring deep throat. Brandon speeds up the pace by skippin the eating session and plugging her cunt right away with his cock. Katrina gets on all fours and is a fucking mute throughout the whole scene. What the fuck Katrina?
Dave Hardman is beating his meat while flipping through a few porn mags. He begins to picture two cute chicks (a blonde named Bunny and an Asian chick named Jade) playing touchy feely with each other in a bathtub. The slow, sensual kissing and rubbing of the two wet sluts gets Dave off. It was a little too “in love” style and not “hardcore” enough for The [tag]Whackman[/tag] to get off on.
A peeping tom named Devon is violating the privacy of a hot blonde named Bunny Luv. He enters her room to sniff her white panties when Bunny leaves the room; then he continues to watch her from the closet as she tries on her different pairs of undies. Bunny begins to masturbate until she catches Devon watching her. Then Devon pulls out his cock and has Bunny touch it and taste it. While Bunny pulls her panties to the side, her pussy is hurricane tongued and then slitted by Devon’s thick cock. Bunny is then doggied before switching back to missionary. Her belly and new panties are splatted on—and Devon up and leaves with the quickness. Great closing!
Panty World 13 started and ended good, with the final five seconds being classic—dude gets up and leaves the moment he’s done releasing. Only 4 shots were fired off here, but they were good loads.
Okay, maybe these arent’s shots of California’s governor having sex on the set of the next Terminator movie. But that’s what they made me think of when I ran across them. Actually the images below are from czar’s Flickr photoset “Make Love Not War.”
The Whackman is stepping into the erotic, psychotic world of famed director Jerome Tanner. And this love ain’t just unconditional…this is
Psycho Love!
The good looking foreign red head Katja Kassin, who speaks with a hard accent, finally shuts the fuck up when she gets a cock shoved into her mouth. Katja gets her pussy eaten out in return. She then gets pounced on while sitting in a chair and after, does some pouncing of her own (first her cunt, then her ass gets worked) when she is on top of dude. Her dirty talk is all to the good.
Scene 2 is filled with dialogue. After over 7 minutes, the sexy Shy Love wraps her mouth around her man’s cock. Shy lies on her back and spreads her legs nice and wide to get hurricane tongued. She stays in that position to get thrusted by cock. Then she bounces her cunt on her man’s cock before getting drilled in doggystyle while standing up. For a chick named Shy Love, the bitch ain’t shy at all.
Here’s a little 4 minute video from the Adult Treasure Expo held last month in Tokyo, Japan. We all know how much the Japanese people love gadgets of all kinds, and this video showcases some of the things you may find available from your favorite purveyor of adult toys sometime soon.
Some of the sex toys shown in the video are from Kanojo Toys, which sells some products direct from their website.
In response to the pics of California’s governor having sex that we posted here earlier (just kidding), someone sent us these shots of some light emitting diodes and resistors coupling in various familiar ways.
