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Just a week after a naked, elderly tourist freely strolled down Brattleboro’s main street, Vermont’s infamous naked town is under orders to keep its pants on.

On Tuesday, by a margin of just 3 votes to 2, town officials passed an emergency rule which bans nudity on the main roads and within 250 feet of any school or place of worship, among other places. The ordinance defines nudity as the showing of genitalia, buttocks or female breasts; a provision allows breast-feeding in public. Naked violators will be fined face a $100.

Tiny Brattleboro has long been a live-and-let-live kind of place where skinny dipping was a rite of summer. Last summer, though, it began flirting with a nudity ban after a group of teens took to hanging around a downtown parking lot in the buff. Officials decided then to let winter take care of the problem and never voted.

It took an elderly man wearing only a fanny pack and wandering through the center of town last week for the Select Board to decide it had seen enough. The nudists and their fans still get a say in the matter: Next month, Brattleboro will hold a public hearing on whether the ordinance should be made permanent.

Every Pimp Dies… Not Every Pimp Lives. Given a second chance by the O.G. in the sky, Mac Daddy returns to Earth as an angel… destined to pimp worldly ho’s for all of eternity. Pimped by an Angel 3 chronicles the afterlife of a young pimp shot down in his prime. This is his story, bizniatches!

Dressed in all pink (with even a pink wig to match), the gorgeous Hannah Harper and Asian slut Mia Smiles go downtown on a pimp at a bar for all to see. After sharing dude’s cock in their mouths, Hannah sits on Mia’s face while dude eats out Mia. Then Mia reclines on dude’s face while Hannah rides his cock. Mia gets doggystyled while shoving a huge dildo into Hannah and the beautiful moaning is heating up The Whackman. Hannah lies on her back to get her pussy thrusted by dude, while Mia dildo’s herself and all is well that end’s well. Great opening scene.

A brunette angel named Venus deep throats the hell out of a cock. She then gets her cunt and ass fingered and eaten. Finally, 10 minutes into the scene, Venus bounces wildly on dude’s cock and let The Whackman tell you—this bitch likes it fucking rough and hard. Dude keeps up the fast pace when turning Venus around and putting her on all fours. Venus then invited his cock into her ass while she made her knees touch her shoulders. Venus gets a pass to The Whackman’s bed anytime she needs some good roughneck lovin.

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A German bus driver threatened to throw a woman off his bus because he said she was too sexy and her cleavage was distracting him.

The passenger, 23-year-old Deborah Moscone, said she’d been sitting at the front wearing a low-cut T-shirt, when the driver stopped. He reportedly opened the door and shouted at her: “Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look in my mirror and I can’t concentrate. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus”

Deborah changed seats and later complained to the bus company, which defended their driver, saying: “The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing. A bus driver cannot be distracted because it’s a danger to the safety of all the passengers.”

You know, the traffic must be really, really bad in that part of Germany.

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The rhythm is in the women. The blue is for how your balls felt before watching these whores. These extremely horny honies get rammed, jammed, and fucked into oblivion. These sluts fuck and move with the Rhythms In Blue. Let’s dance…

In scene 1, the succulent blonde Tracy (Ava Vincent) gets her neatly trimmed muff tongued down. Tracy devours her man’s cock to return the favor; and then she lies on her back to get thrusted in her pussy with some cock. She is then uppercutted from underneath before getting on her hands and knees to get the doggy treatment. Tracy was in lazy mode as dude did all the work.

In scene 2, the captivating blonde Marcia (Alexandra Silk) goes down on her musician bad boy. Marcia lifts up her summer dress and her man sees she has no panties on, so he feasts on her twat while fingering it. Marcia is then pounded missionary style on the couch and her dirty, confident mouth turns The Whackman on. She is then doggystyled for a good while and then sidewayed in her cunt until she takes a chin shot.

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Pagans have pledged to perform “rain magic” to wash away cartoon character Homer Simpson who was painted next to their famous fertility symbol – the Cerne Abbas giant.

The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality. Many couples also believe the 180ft giant, which is carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, is an aid to fertility.

A giant 180ft Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was painted next to the well-endowed figure today in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons Movie released later this month. It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains.

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Simone is a cute, petite woman who showcases her slim body while dressed in white stockings and garter belt. Her long dark hair accentuates her tan skin and pert nipples. She is a darling, but she is not innocent.

Simone begins this clip by taking off her panties and showing you what her friend Rob is about to partake of. Namely, her tight, sweet pussy. She has no problem fingering herself as she gazes into the camera for you, inviting you to join her. Once she has herself wet, she slips over to Rob and the firework begin.With Rob's curved cock staring her in the face, Simone gets on her knees and takes him into her adorable mouth. This little cutie knows how to please a man, and when she gags on his huge member, Rob gives her a little help by holding her head still as he fucks her mouth.

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All hell breaks loose in a small Amish community when a camcorder falls from the sky and lands in the lap of Miss Marion. Convinced it is a sign from God, she and her sisters try to unravel its mystery. What they discover is a forbidden world of sex and debauchery. Controversial and shocking, Amish Daughters will shatter your perceptions of Amish women! Sure, they may be prudish and technologically impaired, but tonight, they are going to party like its 1899!

After setting up the story, a decent lookin pig-tailed blonde Melissa West gets spanked by her man until her ass reddens. Melissa then gets her muff diven into while a finger occupies fills her asshole. Melissa uses her wide mouth to smother her man’s cock and then bounces on it. She then lies sideways and then on her back to get cock infested up the crapper.

In a porn shop, the insatiable Adriana Sage sits on a swing and gets a dildo tested out on her by the owner. Adriana wraps her lips around the owners cock to show her thanks for the demo. They move back on the swing, where she gets her pussy pulverized by the owners cock. Then Adriana gets doggied for a short period. The owner sits on the swing and Adriana rides him damn good as they stay suspended until cum time.

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